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Filipe Dimas
@filipedimas.bsky.social
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writer. comedian. sports nerd. TTRPG game master. streamer. swemo.

You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void. Folopo on Twitch.

Read & Watch me at these places:
https://linktr.ee/fdimas
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A very upset cat in an extreme closeup with text that says *you're on thin ice* above it
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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A very upset cat in an extreme closeup with text that says *block* above it
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Happy 22nd birthday to my GOAT.
the cover of blink-182's untitled album. It's a black smiley face with x's for eyes and 5 bold arrows along the left, the background features green and pink paint stripes
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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POV: It's 2006 and you're at Opera House to see Boys Night Out perform their new album Trainwreck after predrinking in an alley with stolen vodka. Becky Mitchell just put you at #1 on her MySpace Top 8. Life is good.
The band Boys Night Out performing at Opera House in Toronto. The screen behind them displays the album art for Trainwreck in stylized lettering.
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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A very upset cat in an extreme closeup with text that says *block* above it
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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This is the story of a squirrel
Who buried nuts around the whole world
And though he looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love him, when he smiles
Scrat from Ice Age holding an acorn and smirking mischievously
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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A very upset cat in an extreme closeup with text that says *block* above it
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Sabs has blessed the Toronto Maple Leafs. Incoming 6-1 win tonight for Toronto.
Sabrina Carpenter wearing her silver platform boots with a custom Toronto Maple Leafs logo bedazzled into them.
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Participating in this trend entirely so I can showcase that I've had Portofino on my mind since before it was trendy.
Photo of me at a Jays game, half smiling at the camera while wearing a Jays hat, and a white zip up over a Jays tee A bottle of Tom Ford's Neroli Portofino
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Top panel: distressed woman screaming with the text "why can't you just be normal?" Bottom panel: the Toronto Maple Leafs logo overlayed over a screaming child
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Life as a Toronto sports fan
Two panel comic of screenshots from King of the Hill. The first shows Bobby asking Hank "is it ok that I feel like I don't want to live anymore?" The second shows Hank responding "Yes Bobby, that's normal." The photo has been edited to show Bobby with a Jays logo while Hank and his friends have Leafs logos.
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Ready for this to either be the best day of my life since Eras Tour Lisbon n1 or the worst day of my life since Pepsi Blue was discontinued.
Skydome before game 7 of the world series. Vantage point from the 500 level in right field.
November 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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They both got to second base.
Screenshot of a dodgers player tagging a Jays played on the balls as he slides into second base.
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Moe from The Simpsons wearing a Jays hat as he looks at a noose and says "Not today, old friend."
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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1989 been my GOAT since day 1
Screenshot of my old facebook post from 11 years ago. "Happy new Taylor Swift album day! The fact today isn't a global holiday is A CRIME AGAINST MUSIC AND EMOTIONS!"
October 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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I'm just a DM, sitting in front of my prep, asking how I'm going to ruin my players' lives.
Google Docs tabs showing tabs for Characters, Loot Table, Combat Encounters, and Storylines
October 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Crudely drawn snowman with the text "I gave you all the clues"
October 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Hayley Williams belongs on everyone's list
My Top Spotify Tracks Cancelled The Fate of Ophelia Elizabeth Taylor Dream Girl in Shibuya Opalite The Life of a Showgirl Hello Heaven, Hello Father Figure Out of Body Honey Ruin The Friendship Eldest Daughter Nothing I Need Wood Actually Romantic Wi$h Li$t 8'3 1-800 june Fuck Me Eyes True Believer You Happened Ice In My OJ The Alchemy ivy
October 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Live your life in a way that causes you to receive e-mails like this one
That's awesome! Thank you. See you soon! (Hilariously the thing that made me reach out was hearing someone mention big mac flavored lube, and I remembered
October 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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VLADDY JR IS THE FIRST PERSON IN A LEAFS JERSEY TO WIN A GAME SEVEN IN OVER 20 YEARS
Vladimir Guerrero Jr wearing a Leafs jersey before the Jays game
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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10 haunting photos taken moments before disaster
October 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Ay-fuckin-yo???
Screenshot from the co-star app saying "eat and be eaten" as today's horoscope
October 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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A little blue flag with the text "Marked Safe From Chris Pratt Today" below it. The image is a parody of similar alerts that appear on social media during natural disasters.
October 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Stick figure holding a cinder block over his head with the text "come here, I just wanna talk"
October 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Me drunk, watching another Toronto team blow a lead in the playoffs.
Photo of a touch screen with the headline "I want to:' and the options being "make ice cream" and "get help"
October 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM