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Notorious PIE
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He/him. Big bird builder. I work so my cats can have a better life. Cardinals/Mizzou/Tottenham/STL City
Ban all cars from downtown.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Mizzou lost a football game to Indiana when that was not a thing people would expect to happen.

I threw the empty plastic beer boot I had been drinking from on the floor and stomped it to pieces. That got me tossed.
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
What the fuckkkkkkk are we doing
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
JD Vance let's go play 120 minutes of full contact soccer right now.

My knees aren't going to function ever again, but you're going to walk this back.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
They don't call him DeFakest Clark
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Getting into Charlotte on 1/1 at about 6PM, leaving 1/3 in the afternoon.

Charlotte people, where should I stay to have easy car-free access to the Mayo Bowl (walk or light rail/bus)?
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Napoleon Bovino
head of modern SS ladies and gentlemen
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I want to believe, but I can't find a single reputable news source that has reported on this, only engagement farming social media accounts.
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
You know what legendary British hero *hasn't* been blown to pieces and is ready to come back?

That's right everyone, it's Jack Aubrey!
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
To the 29
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Welp, I'm going to this.

www.gofevo.com/event/Dukesm...
Duke's Mayo Bowl - Mayo Maniacs
1/2/26 @ 8:00 PM - Duke's Mayo Bowl - Mayo Maniacs
www.gofevo.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Barely 4 and the sun is already setting I hate this fucking season.
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
MCA: Now the legend lives
Beastie Boys: ON!
Ad-Rock: From the Chippewa on down
Mike D: Of the big
Beastie Boys: LAKE!
Mike D: they call Gitche
Beastie Boys: GUMEE!
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The Gales of November sure did come slashing overnight, it's cold AF out there.
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Perhaps we moderns haven't given Winston Churchill enough credit for being such a stubborn "fuck deals with Nazis we'll fight them in the pub if we have to" guy, since that quality is apparently rarer than we thought...
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Oh that's a bad goal to give up by Gotham
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Gender is a performance and mine is a stadium organist playing "Here Comes The King"
gender is a performance and mine is Waiting for Godot
gender is a performance and mine is a vaudeville variety show
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I think I've got one more score in me before I flip to another game and start making orange vegetable and Indian spices soup.
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Yeah there's a reason my response to the Pribula injury was to have a few more drinks than I planned to.
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Zollers buddy you can't throw everything like it has to go 25 yards
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I could get used to Zoller/Olugbode for a few years
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Did Matt Zollers have David Bowie do his eye black
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Gus is right about the Heisman, that's the Heisman moment.
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Penn State you are not beating the "Tottenham Hotspur of CFB" allegations
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM