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Notorious PIE
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He/him. Big bird builder. I work so my cats can have a better life. Cardinals/Mizzou/Tottenham/STL City
The issue with croissants is less the skill level required and more that they take forgoddamnever
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It turns out this activity is much less common amongst other people and makes for a bad trivia category...
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I visited there for a week long introduction to engineering summer camp in high school and I knew it was not gonna work for me when they were very excited about Lee's Chicken and I just thought "there's one of these half a mile from my house in kind of the hood"
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
As much as I love the music of Griselda and Clipse, I am *not* cut out for that life...
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Goddamn, Dick Cheney got reincarnated fast.
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm going to with you both made it up for the sake of my own sanity.
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A lot of things if you're a city mouse.
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Maybe then I would have actually gotten an aerospace engineering degree (because the only place in Missouri you can currently get one of those is Rolla...)
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Please tell me you made this quote up.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Ahhh fuck she's one of ours (STL and WashU).

Being turned into a Mizzou campus is too good for WashU.
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This is apparently a very real problem in Florida (where my retired parents spend the winter).
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I assume it's about the last disallowed goal...
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
UNHAND ME YOU CRETIN
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Liverpool has been on my "you of all clubs need to STFU about bad officiating decisions" list since May 2019...
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I can borrow a 4' long torque wrench from work. If that can't get that nut off, it's time to opt for a plasma cutter.
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
They would *HATE* becoming UH-West University
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My wife and I are planning to go to the Rhine next year and while we're not going to do it via cruise boat, I get where that would be a lovely thing to do.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
We should probably have A National Discussion about what raising the drinking age to 21 did to college campuses...
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
He has to learn about the MOB sometime
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
(this is why I suggested making all the Texas public universities satellite campuses of Rice)
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Mass transit, or take a detour around the car free zone. The Woke Dictatorship of Me is not going to build any dedicated parking structures.
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It's called "we are kidnapping Anne Hidalgo and making her mayor of every US city"
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Personal cars would be banned. Delivery vans allowed between 5AM-12PM, anything larger or outside those times would require a case by case permit.
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Make the innerbelt go all the way around. As a bonus, we get to blow up the Brentwood Promenade parking lot.
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Also ban commercial flights under 300 miles.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM