Dave M
@dmalted.bsky.social
Clumsy oaf. SciFi and comics nerd. Cat Uncle. Perpetually grumpy. I have a good sense of direction (even though I feel completely lost).
"We ain’t living, we’re just trying to survive”
"We ain’t living, we’re just trying to survive”
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There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
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Hero Initiative is helping writer Mike W. Barr through a series of health problems. If you'd like to contribute directly to Mike as well, go HERE: www.gofundme.com/f/rally-for-...
Donate to Rally for Mike W. Barr's Medical Care, organized by Dave Kellogg
Mike W. Barr has been a writer of comics, science fiction novels and mystery novels… Dave Kellogg needs your support for Rally for Mike W. Barr's Medical Care
www.gofundme.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Hero Initiative is helping writer Mike W. Barr through a series of health problems. If you'd like to contribute directly to Mike as well, go HERE: www.gofundme.com/f/rally-for-...
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Pretty sunset tonight
December 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Pretty sunset tonight
Post your favourite LOTR characters, wrong answers only
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Post your favourite LOTR characters, wrong answers only
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For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.
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what it was like trying to put on pants this morning
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
what it was like trying to put on pants this morning
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen-
Bryan Adams
Def Leppard
Mat Kearney
Melissa Etheridge
KISS / Aerosmith
Bryan Adams
Def Leppard
Mat Kearney
Melissa Etheridge
KISS / Aerosmith
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen-
Styx
Prince
Paul McCartney
David Gilmore
The Cure
Styx
Prince
Paul McCartney
David Gilmore
The Cure
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen-
Bryan Adams
Def Leppard
Mat Kearney
Melissa Etheridge
KISS / Aerosmith
Bryan Adams
Def Leppard
Mat Kearney
Melissa Etheridge
KISS / Aerosmith
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“In this dramatic turn of events, testimony against Mr. Pumpkineater is about to be given by his sister, Jeannie Jeannie Eatszucchini.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“In this dramatic turn of events, testimony against Mr. Pumpkineater is about to be given by his sister, Jeannie Jeannie Eatszucchini.”
Happy Thanksgiving! My sous chef is not being very helpful. Enjoy!
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! My sous chef is not being very helpful. Enjoy!
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
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<me, innocently checking my feed before going to bed>
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
<me, innocently checking my feed before going to bed>
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Simply choosing to walk your own path is a hell of a lot easier than constantly covering your tracks.
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Simply choosing to walk your own path is a hell of a lot easier than constantly covering your tracks.
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If you tell little white lies such as the turkey is moist, the stuffing tastes great, and that's the best pie you ever had, that's called Thanksfibbing.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If you tell little white lies such as the turkey is moist, the stuffing tastes great, and that's the best pie you ever had, that's called Thanksfibbing.
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November 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Maths Puzzles for Conspiracy Theorists.
One of the cartoons from my new book 'Physics for Cats'. In good bookshops now and online in English, French, German and Spanish editions.
One of the cartoons from my new book 'Physics for Cats'. In good bookshops now and online in English, French, German and Spanish editions.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Maths Puzzles for Conspiracy Theorists.
One of the cartoons from my new book 'Physics for Cats'. In good bookshops now and online in English, French, German and Spanish editions.
One of the cartoons from my new book 'Physics for Cats'. In good bookshops now and online in English, French, German and Spanish editions.
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Schrödinger should never have been allowed to have a cat
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Schrödinger should never have been allowed to have a cat
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It’s OK to take some things very seriously, so long as one of those things isn’t yourself.
October 21, 2024 at 6:51 PM
It’s OK to take some things very seriously, so long as one of those things isn’t yourself.
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the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
June 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
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Sometimes life has a really fucked up way of reminding you what’s important.
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Sometimes life has a really fucked up way of reminding you what’s important.
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Why would anyone want to be normal? Look where normal has gotten us
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Why would anyone want to be normal? Look where normal has gotten us
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Hobbes is real and this is genius at work.
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Hobbes is real and this is genius at work.
