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Dave M
@dmalted.bsky.social
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Clumsy oaf. SciFi and comics nerd. Cat Uncle. Perpetually grumpy. I have a good sense of direction (even though I feel completely lost).

"We ain’t living, we’re just trying to survive”
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Post your favourite LOTR characters, wrong answers only
Falcor, the luck-dragon from The Neverending Story
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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They first crossed over with TOS. I don't remember liking it, or the sequel.
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Happy #Caturday
A black cat sits on a chair, licking his chops, after sampling a piece of Thanksgiving turkey. Spices and pots of bubbling food sit on the stove behind him.
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving! My sous chef is not being very helpful. Enjoy!
A black cat sits on a chair in front of the stove. He has just licked a large glob of butter off my finger. Pilgrim salt and pepper shakers stand amidst a charming Thanksgiving table scape.
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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If you see this, post a #StarTrek
Shatner, Nimoy, and Kelly in a behind the scenes moment of levity on the set of original series Star Trek.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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It’s almost over.
Sunset
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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ARE YOU GOING TO GET FOOD? I WANT CREAM CHEESE AND LOX ON A BAGEL. EXTRA CREAM CHEESE. EXTRA LOX. HOLD THE BAGEL (UNLESS IT’S MADE OF LOX TOO). AND HURRY UP, IT’S BEEN AN HOUR SINCE ANYONE’S FED ME AND I’M STARVING!
A brownish-gray and tiger-striped tabby cat stares hungrily out a window
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Happy Halloween!
An orange bowl covered in black bats, filled with bags of Halloween candy, sits on a table surrounded by a ring of autumn colored leaves and a ceramic black cat head with glowing orange eyes. Fat, depressing, middle-aged Superman watches out for evil egg throwers.
October 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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A brown and flaky pie crust with the impression of a gun and six bullets baked into it. Funny gag from Pushing Daisies.
October 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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"Women don't like the vehicle."
Pic from Star Wars. The Millennium Falcon sits in a Death Star hanger bay, a bunch of stormtroopers by its side. Pic from Star Wars. Princess Leia, referring to the Falcon parked below them, incredulously asks Han Solo, "you came in that thing?"
October 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Do you remember the lunchbox you hauled to school everyday? Share a picture if so!
Original Star Wars lunchbox, a TIE Fighter firing purple bolts at an X Wing, Luke, Leia, and Vader on the side. Original Star Wars lunchbox, Stormtroopers surround Luke and Obi Wan's landspeeder, R2 and 3PO on the side.
September 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Happy Easter!
Alien facehugger attaches itself to a chocolate Easter bunny
September 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I feel like I've seen this pic before...
Lex Luthor and Miss Tessmacher in snow gear at Superman's Fortress of Solitude (in Superman II).
September 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
Charlie Brown sits alone on a bench, his head in his hands, eyes covered to hide his despair.
August 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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The Air & Space Museum has a restored USS ENTERPRISE, so technically one of them does. But Star Trek's like, super-woke now, so it's gonna have to boldly go...
Restored USS ENTERPRISE on display at the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum. Another view of the restored USS ENTERPRISE on display at the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum.
August 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Early morning Intracoastal
A sailboat and rowboat sit in calm waters on the Florida Intracoastal. Whispy gray and white clouds dot a pre-sunrise sky, transitioning from light blue to bright orange and yellow.
August 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Screen shot of the 1981 Donkey Kong arcade game: a defeated ape crashed head-first into blue girders.
August 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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My favorite doctor and companion
August 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Jay Garrick Flash
Black Canary
Jack Knight Starman
August 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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If you see this post a castle
August 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Greetings from the Gulf of Mexico and Clearwater, Florida. It's hot. And they won't let me go to the end of the pier (it's like, pelican mating season or something, and we're not allowed to interrupt the bird banging). Did I mention it was hot? #GulfOfMexico
Calm blue skies, small white, fluffy clouds in the distance, calm blue green waters of the Gulf Of Mexico People swimming in the blue green waters of the Gulf, white sandy beaches filled with people, with high-rise condos behind them. The side Another view of Clearwater beach, condos in the distance, a beach packed with people, others swimming in the blue green waters of the Gulf, all under blue skies with wispy white clouds above them.
July 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Still not as bad as "Jedi Rocks" in ROTJ.
July 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Rob Delany tells someone he has diarrhea every day.
July 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Jeez, what horrors are awaiting me in September?
July 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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post an unusual sign if you feel like it
Highway billboard sign. A brown and gray T-Rex head with its jaws open menacingly is imposed on an orange background. White and yellow text reads: "We are having BIG FUN in URANUS" and "8 miles ahead - Exit 163". A Route 66 symbol sits next to the exit number. The sky is gray, and there are treetops and power lines underneath the sign.
June 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM