DMadison
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
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Going to the house of the quarterback that I lost all my money betting on to tell him I could tell how hard he tried
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Going to the house of the quarterback that I lost all my money betting on to tell him I could tell how hard he tried
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Good follow-up question for the White House: has anyone else in the history of humanity ever suffered from this same problem?
December 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Good follow-up question for the White House: has anyone else in the history of humanity ever suffered from this same problem?
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Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
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Earth Rumbles, Dishes Crash To Floor As Gerrymandering Rips Through House https://theonion.com/earth-rumbles-dishes-crash-to-floor-as-gerrymandering-rips-through-house/
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Earth Rumbles, Dishes Crash To Floor As Gerrymandering Rips Through House https://theonion.com/earth-rumbles-dishes-crash-to-floor-as-gerrymandering-rips-through-house/
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While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
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Over there sits your childhood stuffed animal slowly losing atoms to chaos. Piece by piece he says goodbye. Piece by piece you join him.
May 17, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Over there sits your childhood stuffed animal slowly losing atoms to chaos. Piece by piece he says goodbye. Piece by piece you join him.
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Them: Let’s get together! What’s your calendar look like?
Me: Same picture of a dog on it till text month
Me: Same picture of a dog on it till text month
September 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Them: Let’s get together! What’s your calendar look like?
Me: Same picture of a dog on it till text month
Me: Same picture of a dog on it till text month
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Don’t you hate it when the automatic arm rail of the escalator is out of sync with the stairs, and your arm moves so far ahead of you it dislocates then detaches and goes on to form its own life separate of you?
September 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Don’t you hate it when the automatic arm rail of the escalator is out of sync with the stairs, and your arm moves so far ahead of you it dislocates then detaches and goes on to form its own life separate of you?
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*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.
September 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.
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There's not a single horrible thing or insult that hasn't been said about RFK Jr., but that doesn't man we should stop.
September 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There's not a single horrible thing or insult that hasn't been said about RFK Jr., but that doesn't man we should stop.
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feel like slim and fat chance should be a different amount of chance
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
feel like slim and fat chance should be a different amount of chance
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My dog knows more English words than I know dog words
August 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My dog knows more English words than I know dog words
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just reading up on this Trump guy? is anyone else concerned that he’s President?
August 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
just reading up on this Trump guy? is anyone else concerned that he’s President?
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VANCE: As an ice breaker, let's all name our favorite amendment to the Constitution. Pam?
BONDI: Uh ... the First, I guess?
BLANCHE: Can't represent the Big Guy without the Fifth!
PATEL: #2 on the list, but #1 in my heart. All about the guns, son!
VANCE: So ... no fans of the 25th huh
BONDI: Uh ... the First, I guess?
BLANCHE: Can't represent the Big Guy without the Fifth!
PATEL: #2 on the list, but #1 in my heart. All about the guns, son!
VANCE: So ... no fans of the 25th huh
August 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
VANCE: As an ice breaker, let's all name our favorite amendment to the Constitution. Pam?
BONDI: Uh ... the First, I guess?
BLANCHE: Can't represent the Big Guy without the Fifth!
PATEL: #2 on the list, but #1 in my heart. All about the guns, son!
VANCE: So ... no fans of the 25th huh
BONDI: Uh ... the First, I guess?
BLANCHE: Can't represent the Big Guy without the Fifth!
PATEL: #2 on the list, but #1 in my heart. All about the guns, son!
VANCE: So ... no fans of the 25th huh
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I just need one member of the media to ask Trump how much a $500 drug would cost after a 1500% discount.
August 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I just need one member of the media to ask Trump how much a $500 drug would cost after a 1500% discount.
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PBS News is not going anywhere.
We will continue our work without fear or favor, as we have for nearly five decades on the air.
We are profoundly grateful to Viewers Like You for your loyalty and unwavering support.
We will continue our work without fear or favor, as we have for nearly five decades on the air.
We are profoundly grateful to Viewers Like You for your loyalty and unwavering support.
July 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
PBS News is not going anywhere.
We will continue our work without fear or favor, as we have for nearly five decades on the air.
We are profoundly grateful to Viewers Like You for your loyalty and unwavering support.
We will continue our work without fear or favor, as we have for nearly five decades on the air.
We are profoundly grateful to Viewers Like You for your loyalty and unwavering support.
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Realll toss up. Anyone’s guess
July 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Realll toss up. Anyone’s guess
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I've been saving up for Prime Day this year, and I've got my eye on 696,729,599.
July 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I've been saving up for Prime Day this year, and I've got my eye on 696,729,599.
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Doctors at the CDC say children should receive Covid vaccines. A disgraced ex-environmental lawyer who spent 20 years abusing heroin says they shouldn't. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
May 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Doctors at the CDC say children should receive Covid vaccines. A disgraced ex-environmental lawyer who spent 20 years abusing heroin says they shouldn't. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Welcome to America
May 23, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Welcome to America
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Tetris taught me that trying to fit in will make you disappear.
April 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Tetris taught me that trying to fit in will make you disappear.
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“Ugh,” I say, spitting the product from my mouth on 09 NOV 2026 at 12:58A. “Unenjoyable!”
April 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“Ugh,” I say, spitting the product from my mouth on 09 NOV 2026 at 12:58A. “Unenjoyable!”