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i bit the Golden Girls. they're not real gold 😢
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
i bit the Golden Girls. they're not real gold 😢
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I've started going grocery shopping at 6 am when the store opens. There's no crowds. Just me and a bunch of old people... wait... omg IM AN OLD PEOPLE NOW
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I've started going grocery shopping at 6 am when the store opens. There's no crowds. Just me and a bunch of old people... wait... omg IM AN OLD PEOPLE NOW
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I stride in the room hurriedly, and bark to no one in particular “Clear my schedule”
The baby looks up from his toys and laughs
The baby looks up from his toys and laughs
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I stride in the room hurriedly, and bark to no one in particular “Clear my schedule”
The baby looks up from his toys and laughs
The baby looks up from his toys and laughs
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Playing office and the toddler is doing his best “aloof and absent boss”
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Playing office and the toddler is doing his best “aloof and absent boss”
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Fitting that before the government legalized gay marriage, it was a mandate.
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Fitting that before the government legalized gay marriage, it was a mandate.
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When someone has a little too much enthusiasm on a Monday morning
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
When someone has a little too much enthusiasm on a Monday morning
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Best Post of 2025.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Best Post of 2025.
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"Please stop telling me to carry on. Please, I'm begging you."
- my wayward son
- my wayward son
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"Please stop telling me to carry on. Please, I'm begging you."
- my wayward son
- my wayward son
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naked taters in your area need to be buttered
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
naked taters in your area need to be buttered
Dude just put eleven single-use lens wipes on my desk. A bit strange and unexpected but I’ll roll with it.
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Dude just put eleven single-use lens wipes on my desk. A bit strange and unexpected but I’ll roll with it.
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Why is it called a lie detector machine and not a defibillator?
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why is it called a lie detector machine and not a defibillator?
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Can I borrow your fingernails 😭
a close up of a cartoon character with a blue nose and teeth
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a blue nose and teeth
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November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Can I borrow your fingernails 😭
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All businesses should have a display case of pies next to their register-- not just diners.
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
All businesses should have a display case of pies next to their register-- not just diners.
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My girlfriend said she was preparing for me a fancy feast. I couldn't eat it. I gave it to the cat.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My girlfriend said she was preparing for me a fancy feast. I couldn't eat it. I gave it to the cat.
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Toes ranked:
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Toes ranked:
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
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Meet my newest creation: Jasper the Festive Moth of Doom! I designed, hand-sewed, and hand-embroidered him. Jasper fervently believes that just because he's a moth of doom doesn't mean that he can't also be a fun and celebratory fellow.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Meet my newest creation: Jasper the Festive Moth of Doom! I designed, hand-sewed, and hand-embroidered him. Jasper fervently believes that just because he's a moth of doom doesn't mean that he can't also be a fun and celebratory fellow.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Popcorn eating asshole just showed up. Impressively, he managed to avoid setting it on fire this time around so yeah, there’s that for a positive
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Popcorn eating asshole just showed up. Impressively, he managed to avoid setting it on fire this time around so yeah, there’s that for a positive
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you're at work, not doing work, farting around on bluesky, I see you and am proud of you
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
you're at work, not doing work, farting around on bluesky, I see you and am proud of you
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I have no evidence to back this up but I'm pretty sure I just saw my cat using a knife & fork correctly
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I have no evidence to back this up but I'm pretty sure I just saw my cat using a knife & fork correctly