SirDaywalker
@daywalkersteve.bsky.social
undiagnosed | awkward cryptid | he/him
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Stop telling your coworkers you’re going to lunch.
Tell them you’re going to put things in your mouth and swallow them.
Tell them you’re going to put things in your mouth and swallow them.
Shower cookie? Obviously
December 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Shower cookie? Obviously
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you’ve definitely heard of elf on the shelf but are you ready for
December 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
you’ve definitely heard of elf on the shelf but are you ready for
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They talk about the Grinch having garlic in his soul like it's a *bad* thing.
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
They talk about the Grinch having garlic in his soul like it's a *bad* thing.
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victor frankenstein disappointedly leaving a monster truck show
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
victor frankenstein disappointedly leaving a monster truck show
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Halle Berry is short for Hallelujah Strawberry. The more you know.
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Halle Berry is short for Hallelujah Strawberry. The more you know.
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no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
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Hey bro, how much do you bench? How much do you chair? How much do you sofa, bro? I am interested in your sitting situation my man
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hey bro, how much do you bench? How much do you chair? How much do you sofa, bro? I am interested in your sitting situation my man
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two wrongs don't make a right but three alrights make a McConaughey
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
two wrongs don't make a right but three alrights make a McConaughey
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Dead leaves on the ground make picking up dog poop a more challenging pattern-recognition task, helping keep my mind sharp as I age. It’s like doing nature sudoku. Thank you to everyone involved
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dead leaves on the ground make picking up dog poop a more challenging pattern-recognition task, helping keep my mind sharp as I age. It’s like doing nature sudoku. Thank you to everyone involved
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wife brought home an unrecognized tupperware from a friend and when i saw it in the fridge i hissed at it
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
wife brought home an unrecognized tupperware from a friend and when i saw it in the fridge i hissed at it
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heavy is the pinky that holds the phone
October 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
heavy is the pinky that holds the phone
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Every time I say “I’ll remember that,” it’s a lie.
November 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Every time I say “I’ll remember that,” it’s a lie.
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*shakily removing glasses*
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
*shakily removing glasses*
Please send help i have been assaulted while doing the dishes
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Please send help i have been assaulted while doing the dishes
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the ghost that haunts my house keeps bragging that he can go inside the microwave while it’s on, like i care
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
the ghost that haunts my house keeps bragging that he can go inside the microwave while it’s on, like i care
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my attention span is like
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
my attention span is like
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If I see you look at me, I will look back at you and make it awkward. I promise.
October 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
If I see you look at me, I will look back at you and make it awkward. I promise.
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Horses are weird. A large dog that's also a car? That doesn't sound right.
May 27, 2023 at 5:31 PM
Horses are weird. A large dog that's also a car? That doesn't sound right.
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"hay is for horses" is spanglish for "There is is for horses"
October 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"hay is for horses" is spanglish for "There is is for horses"
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Early to bed, early to rise, the first part I like the second I despise.
October 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Early to bed, early to rise, the first part I like the second I despise.
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can we loop october like we do our favorite songs
October 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
can we loop october like we do our favorite songs
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Naomi:
Did you know that my name spelled backwards is 'I MOAN'? That's just so funny because I love moaning.
Lana:
You can just fuck off with your silly games.
Did you know that my name spelled backwards is 'I MOAN'? That's just so funny because I love moaning.
Lana:
You can just fuck off with your silly games.
October 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Naomi:
Did you know that my name spelled backwards is 'I MOAN'? That's just so funny because I love moaning.
Lana:
You can just fuck off with your silly games.
Did you know that my name spelled backwards is 'I MOAN'? That's just so funny because I love moaning.
Lana:
You can just fuck off with your silly games.
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Someone designed this.
Then someone approved it for production.
Then someone printed it.
Then someone bought it and attached it to their car.
Then someone approved it for production.
Then someone printed it.
Then someone bought it and attached it to their car.
October 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Someone designed this.
Then someone approved it for production.
Then someone printed it.
Then someone bought it and attached it to their car.
Then someone approved it for production.
Then someone printed it.
Then someone bought it and attached it to their car.
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Listen, I'm just gonna' say it and let the chips fall where they may:
I actually love candy corn.
I actually love candy corn.
October 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Listen, I'm just gonna' say it and let the chips fall where they may:
I actually love candy corn.
I actually love candy corn.