dave to the k
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Freelance artist. Paint/ Illustrate. I like your face. He/him
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@dave-tothe-k.bsky.social
· Jun 30
I wanna rock with you, but not all night.
That's unrealistic.
That's unrealistic.
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eyes popping out and making an awooga sound as i glaze my pan of hot cinnamon rolls
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
eyes popping out and making an awooga sound as i glaze my pan of hot cinnamon rolls
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why zipper and not penis fly trap
September 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
why zipper and not penis fly trap
I've given up drinking, but today feels like I need a pub crawl.
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I've given up drinking, but today feels like I need a pub crawl.
Watched the new @realgdt.bsky.social take on Frankenstein. So masterfully told, with a true and unmistakable focus on who the monsters actually are in our world. And again, the art direction is unparalleled. It's on Netflix right now. Highly recommend.
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Watched the new @realgdt.bsky.social take on Frankenstein. So masterfully told, with a true and unmistakable focus on who the monsters actually are in our world. And again, the art direction is unparalleled. It's on Netflix right now. Highly recommend.
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why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli
I flirt with a slight chill, because I'm not wearing pants.
Like ever.
Like ever.
I flirt sexily, because I am sexy
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I flirt with a slight chill, because I'm not wearing pants.
Like ever.
Like ever.
More selfies please.
I need to have rays of sunshine in this bleak timeline.
I need to have rays of sunshine in this bleak timeline.
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
More selfies please.
I need to have rays of sunshine in this bleak timeline.
I need to have rays of sunshine in this bleak timeline.
Man, my friends are gorgeous.
le sigh.
le sigh.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Man, my friends are gorgeous.
le sigh.
le sigh.
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For the epsteinth time:
If you make excuses for/look past child predators just to maintain party lines, you're an enabler and a monster too.
If you make excuses for/look past child predators just to maintain party lines, you're an enabler and a monster too.
September 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
For the epsteinth time:
If you make excuses for/look past child predators just to maintain party lines, you're an enabler and a monster too.
If you make excuses for/look past child predators just to maintain party lines, you're an enabler and a monster too.
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Thanksgiving is soon. Please consider instead of a big meal for your family, donating to your food bank, your time to local charities, or money to organizations to help the needy.
A lot of people are going to be struggling by the end of this month. Let's double down as a community. ❤️
A lot of people are going to be struggling by the end of this month. Let's double down as a community. ❤️
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Thanksgiving is soon. Please consider instead of a big meal for your family, donating to your food bank, your time to local charities, or money to organizations to help the needy.
A lot of people are going to be struggling by the end of this month. Let's double down as a community. ❤️
A lot of people are going to be struggling by the end of this month. Let's double down as a community. ❤️
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but for the entire podcast scene.
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but for the entire podcast scene.
Why "scissoring" and not "cuntjunction"?
I'm so sorry...
I'm so sorry...
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Why "scissoring" and not "cuntjunction"?
I'm so sorry...
I'm so sorry...
My beard is at the length where I brush it and try to get it neat and tamed, and it's like "Nah, Immuna do my own thing."
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My beard is at the length where I brush it and try to get it neat and tamed, and it's like "Nah, Immuna do my own thing."
Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie
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It’s always “I wanna post a banger” and never “I wanna bang a poster”.
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It’s always “I wanna post a banger” and never “I wanna bang a poster”.
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
Goon a movie
Goonbusters
Goonbusters
Goon a movie
"Top Goon"
"Top Goon"
Goon a movie
Gune
Gune
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Goon a movie
Goonbusters
Goonbusters
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hot singles in your area want equal rights
February 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
hot singles in your area want equal rights
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As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
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I mean fuck men, but also fuck men
May 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I mean fuck men, but also fuck men
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You’re not allowed to be mad at me for being an asshole if you were an asshole first.
May 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
You’re not allowed to be mad at me for being an asshole if you were an asshole first.
I think that song "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" is about a rather intense jigsaw puzzle derby.
I think that song, “Everlong” is about that one dick pic I received
I think that song “All by Myself” was written about my preferred sexual position
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I think that song "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" is about a rather intense jigsaw puzzle derby.
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
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Winter, I'm inside you.
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Winter, I'm inside you.