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dave to the k
@dave-tothe-k.bsky.social
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Freelance artist. Paint/ Illustrate. I like your face. He/him
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Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie
Dramatic black and white selfie of me, a masc Man with graying medium length beard and messy medium length hair. A slight lean with furrowed brow staring into the lens and looking tired
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
dave-tothe-k.bsky.social
A washing machine dial that reads small, medium, and large load sizes, Then on the bottom there's an added OOF SIZE and the transparent face of and older man with a mustache making a scrunched up face, like something feels so good.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I made this for you.It may not be the prettiest, but it's going to taste damn good.

This is pre getting a bath of extra sauce.
A chicken and cheese enchilada next to a pile of rice and beans. All homemade, pre getting drenched in even more sauce.
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Winter, I'm inside you.
A picture of a middle-aged masc man, greying medium length beard, wearing a brown winter cap with a skull growing mushrooms embroidered on the flap. He's wearing glasses on the bridge of his nose and a dark green and black flannel buttoned up. It me
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Me, in glasses. Am I too late for this format?
Black and white selfie of me with a half smirk on my face. Medium short hair medium short beard, but giant circular Galaxy filled brightly colored glasses on my face
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
dave-tothe-k.bsky.social
Sometimes taking care of someone full-time looks a lot like this.
A lock box full of prescription medication bottles, and a monthly pill calendar being filled. There's no fewer than 18 Amber colored pill vials in the box.
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
dave-tothe-k.bsky.social
Netflix is a bit off the mark on this one. I mean, technically I guess, but...
A Netflix pic recommendation. It read "Critically-Acclaimed Rags to Riches Drama Movies" Over a picture of SCARFACE with Al Pacino firing an automatic weapon.
October 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Timeline cleanse.

My guy has the best hairstyle.
A middle-aged blind little pup, with nice long bangs and a little mini mohawk. He has reddish for with tan white highlights and kind of looks like a little fox. He's sitting looking towards the camera on a multicolored kitchen rug
October 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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It's dramatic black and white selfie day.

Quote skeet yours.
Masc male with medium length hair and salt and pepper beard looking up and away from the camera in partial high contrast sun and shadow. Shattered projection of leaves are on my shirt.
September 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Hey @mementomorty.bsky.social I think it was you who posted about pickles the other day. Not sure you can get them where you are, but these are pretty good.
A pic of an empty pickle jat that reads "MILWAUKEE'S Wisconsin's Hometown Favorite Baby kosher DILL PICKLES"
September 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age:

50
Masc male (me) leaning on one arm looking into the camera making kind of a tired expression, forehead wrinkled. Medium length brown hair medium length salt and pepper beard. Wearing a slate blue green T-shirt.
September 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I don't personal have Hulu/Disney+ but I DID have Marvel Unlimited for comic reading. They'll no longer be getting my money in the wake of their cowardice and buckling under fascism. The only language they care to understand is money.

So, unsubscribe.
a email cancellation confrimation with the Marvel name at the top overlaid on top a large blue U. "Dear David, We're sorry to see you go! This is to confirm you have canceled the auto renewal for your Marvel Unlimited membership."
September 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Throwback to glamor shots
#TBT
Me (masc cis male) wearing a white tshirt, black pants, a grey balaclava on my face, and one green one red oven mitt. My arms are crossed in an x in front of my chest and I stand in dramatic pose.
September 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Show your hydration! Post your water vessel!

Or not! Live your life.
A large water bottle with a black lid, gradation from canary yellow to hot pink at the bottom sitting on a computer desk. My hand is in the bottom left frame giving a thumbs up
August 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Drop some hats
B&W selfie of me, masc cis male with long hair, scruff beard, and a wide brim fedora, looking into the camera lens, resting my chin on my hand.
August 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Timeline cleanse
My cute little blind, Fox like pupper. He's very reddish and a cute little nose that he's starting to gray around his eyes a little bit which makes him look kind of like a red raccoon. He's staring up towards the camera camera angled down and he has a little mohawk. He hopes you have a good day All right be right
August 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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See see? Wewe.
A box for a kitchen faucet that reads "Wewe kitchen faucet. Make life easy make life different" blue and white box with black and blue font on the top white font on the bottom
August 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Goodbye Paramount+

Hitting you in the funds is the only way you will listen and learn. You should be ashamed.
Pic of the sub cancellation screen from Paramount+ We're sorry to see you go! Your feedback is important to us. Please let us know why you're canceling. (various reason to select are listed) Other (provide feedback below) I'm cancelling because you're bending over backwards to appease a sitting fascistic president, and setting up a special position to make sure there's "no bias" towards him. Shameful and dangerous. COMPLETE CANCELLATION
July 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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have a little fun! Or be a little emo. quotepost with your own dramatic black and white selfie 🤍🖤
Middle-aged masc man, with scruffy short greying beard, medium short hair hand up grabbing a tuft at his temple. Head tilted back with computer glasses resting on the lower bridge of the nose. Looking frazzled eyes wide, eyebrows up forehead wrinkled. Pictures in black and white with a vignette
July 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
dave-tothe-k.bsky.social
Told someone I was busy doing important things and couldn't hang out.

important things I was doing:
The yellow hmm emoji but with a very small face at the top and 3 hands on the chin, stacked, each getting progressively smaller. The yellow hmm emoji but with a very small head and a very giant hand The yellow hmm emoji but with there's a tired frowny face on the hand and blank face. The yellow hmm emoji but with a large faded face and the regular face mirrored and on top of it. Like those old cheese school portraits from the 70s and 80s
July 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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I mustache you a question
Black and white self-portrait of me close up with a vignette around the edge. I've just shaved my beard off and have nothing but a mustache with a slight part in the middle, my medium short hair sticking up like a dandelion I have a dumb smirk on my face and my eyes are squinted with my eyebrows raised. I'm acting as though I'm very pleased with my mustach
July 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Giving one of my dogs a haircut is super easy and he's so sweet. But the other is like an all day submission grappling tournament, with a torn ACL.
A picture of an earth toned rug with geometric pattern covered in dog hair, and a pair of black pants and shoes also covered in dog hair are in the bottom of the frame.
July 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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TL cleanse.

Have a good day
Man with short brown hair medium salt pepper beard wearing an olive drab shirt, sitting behind a little fox like dog kissing him on the back of the head. It is a gif loop of me repeatedly kissing my little doggo yeah
July 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I look like this btw
Hope that’s alright
b&w photo of very tired and old man, me laying on the floor with my little blind fox like pupper. I'm leaning my head in my hand and Smokey is laying on the carpet in front of me, chin on the floor.
July 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Post yourself from a different era

One of the worst days and hangovers of my life... to that point anyway.
Black and white selfie shot with a SLR. Short hair, stubble, staring into the lens. I'd just had my heart torn in two by someone I loved deeply. That pain, and someone of the make up from the previous Halloween night party, still lingering on my face.
June 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM