Darcy
@darcygrl71.bsky.social
one of my friends invited me here, and, unlike most parties, I came
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If we’re in my car and you try to put on a country music station, you’re walking home from wherever we are at that moment.
Don’t test me, grandma.
Don’t test me, grandma.
September 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
If we’re in my car and you try to put on a country music station, you’re walking home from wherever we are at that moment.
Don’t test me, grandma.
Don’t test me, grandma.
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Them: *nothing*
Me: OK so my socks are mismatched cause when I lose a cute one I feel sad to throw it away so that’s why one’s a Rottweiler & the other says OZZY
Me: OK so my socks are mismatched cause when I lose a cute one I feel sad to throw it away so that’s why one’s a Rottweiler & the other says OZZY
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Them: *nothing*
Me: OK so my socks are mismatched cause when I lose a cute one I feel sad to throw it away so that’s why one’s a Rottweiler & the other says OZZY
Me: OK so my socks are mismatched cause when I lose a cute one I feel sad to throw it away so that’s why one’s a Rottweiler & the other says OZZY
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With the right shorts anyone can be a creature of the night.
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
With the right shorts anyone can be a creature of the night.
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Handing out full sized hungry man turkey dinners for Halloween this year
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Handing out full sized hungry man turkey dinners for Halloween this year
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“SAY IT.”
“I’m a dirty little plant.”
“And what do you want?”
“I want you to water me.”
“I’m gonna water you so hard.”
“That’s how I like it.”
“I’m a dirty little plant.”
“And what do you want?”
“I want you to water me.”
“I’m gonna water you so hard.”
“That’s how I like it.”
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“SAY IT.”
“I’m a dirty little plant.”
“And what do you want?”
“I want you to water me.”
“I’m gonna water you so hard.”
“That’s how I like it.”
“I’m a dirty little plant.”
“And what do you want?”
“I want you to water me.”
“I’m gonna water you so hard.”
“That’s how I like it.”
HR calling me out on bumping into people at the candy bowl and saying, you touched it. now you gotta eat it.
October 31, 2025 at 12:47 PM
HR calling me out on bumping into people at the candy bowl and saying, you touched it. now you gotta eat it.
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Waking up when it's so cold out like this isn't fair. I've been bound to my bed by warmth and heavy blankets, coiled into a cocoon of comfort. How the hell do you expect me to simply "get up?" Oh. I have to to survive and live? You drive a hard bargain, I suppose...
October 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Waking up when it's so cold out like this isn't fair. I've been bound to my bed by warmth and heavy blankets, coiled into a cocoon of comfort. How the hell do you expect me to simply "get up?" Oh. I have to to survive and live? You drive a hard bargain, I suppose...
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This administration is like Rocky 5, once everything is done, we'll pretend like it never happened
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This administration is like Rocky 5, once everything is done, we'll pretend like it never happened
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“I now pronounce you lunch and dinner.”
October 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
“I now pronounce you lunch and dinner.”
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clever headline.
October 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
clever headline.
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A lot of TV shows now have a warning about "adult situations" . . .
but then you watch and no one is going to work, paying bills or cleaning up dog poop.
but then you watch and no one is going to work, paying bills or cleaning up dog poop.
October 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
A lot of TV shows now have a warning about "adult situations" . . .
but then you watch and no one is going to work, paying bills or cleaning up dog poop.
but then you watch and no one is going to work, paying bills or cleaning up dog poop.
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Me: I’m sapiosexual.
You: Ah, attracted to smart people.
Me: (putting a tap in a maple tree in full bondage gear) What?
You: Ah, attracted to smart people.
Me: (putting a tap in a maple tree in full bondage gear) What?
October 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Me: I’m sapiosexual.
You: Ah, attracted to smart people.
Me: (putting a tap in a maple tree in full bondage gear) What?
You: Ah, attracted to smart people.
Me: (putting a tap in a maple tree in full bondage gear) What?
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The administrative assistant here just called me a floozy, and I think it's time to embrace that word.
July 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The administrative assistant here just called me a floozy, and I think it's time to embrace that word.
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Just ate a piece of fruit as though staying alive is worth while.
October 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just ate a piece of fruit as though staying alive is worth while.
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influencers doing “get ready with me” videos as they apply camo makeup and craft homemade body armor
October 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
influencers doing “get ready with me” videos as they apply camo makeup and craft homemade body armor
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Introducing Ketamucil™ - Metamucil with Ketamine
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Introducing Ketamucil™ - Metamucil with Ketamine
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*powdered sugar poofing from my mouth* i don’t know who ate your donuts
October 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
*powdered sugar poofing from my mouth* i don’t know who ate your donuts
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Today's word is "performative" and tomorrow's will be "tool."
October 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Today's word is "performative" and tomorrow's will be "tool."
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Judge: you’re here because you booped the cop on the nose
Me: your honor, may I approach the bench?
Judge covering his nose: absolutely not
Me: your honor, may I approach the bench?
Judge covering his nose: absolutely not
October 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Judge: you’re here because you booped the cop on the nose
Me: your honor, may I approach the bench?
Judge covering his nose: absolutely not
Me: your honor, may I approach the bench?
Judge covering his nose: absolutely not
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He died doing what he loved: rollerblading into oncoming traffic.
October 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
He died doing what he loved: rollerblading into oncoming traffic.
I am always potential spam, by which I mean possibly a can of gelatinous meat product.
October 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I am always potential spam, by which I mean possibly a can of gelatinous meat product.
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Why learn big words when you can productatiously contrivicate your own?
October 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Why learn big words when you can productatiously contrivicate your own?
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Never become so old in your soul that your heart forgets how to laugh.
October 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Never become so old in your soul that your heart forgets how to laugh.
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Self care is adding 'Taylor Swift' to the mute list for a few days, or forever
October 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Self care is adding 'Taylor Swift' to the mute list for a few days, or forever