DanZwoda.bsky.social
@danzwoda.bsky.social
The best person you will ever know.
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it is done
almost a year later Paper Chrono Trigger is done
proper photo session this weekend
made from bristol paper, cardstock, sketchbook paper, toilet paper, & matboard
(Also bit of clear resin, colored gel, LED strip, & microLEDs)
almost a year later Paper Chrono Trigger is done
proper photo session this weekend
made from bristol paper, cardstock, sketchbook paper, toilet paper, & matboard
(Also bit of clear resin, colored gel, LED strip, & microLEDs)
January 16, 2026 at 2:05 PM
it is done
almost a year later Paper Chrono Trigger is done
proper photo session this weekend
made from bristol paper, cardstock, sketchbook paper, toilet paper, & matboard
(Also bit of clear resin, colored gel, LED strip, & microLEDs)
almost a year later Paper Chrono Trigger is done
proper photo session this weekend
made from bristol paper, cardstock, sketchbook paper, toilet paper, & matboard
(Also bit of clear resin, colored gel, LED strip, & microLEDs)
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chief: ok what do we have here
dog cop: caught this guy walking in front of a house
chief: and what crime did he commit
dog cop: are you being serious
dog cop: caught this guy walking in front of a house
chief: and what crime did he commit
dog cop: are you being serious
January 15, 2026 at 3:53 PM
chief: ok what do we have here
dog cop: caught this guy walking in front of a house
chief: and what crime did he commit
dog cop: are you being serious
dog cop: caught this guy walking in front of a house
chief: and what crime did he commit
dog cop: are you being serious
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As a huge Ultima fan I've loved these YouTube documentaries-
'A good idea, infinite drive, and lots of Diet Pepsi': How YouTube essayist Majuular's life changed course telling the story of Ultima across 2 years and more than 20 hours of documentaries
www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/a-...
'A good idea, infinite drive, and lots of Diet Pepsi': How YouTube essayist Majuular's life changed course telling the story of Ultima across 2 years and more than 20 hours of documentaries
www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/a-...
'A good idea, infinite drive, and lots of Diet Pepsi': How YouTube essayist Majuular's life changed course telling the story of Ultima across 2 years and more than 20 hours of documentaries
What's it take to make "a real contender?"
www.pcgamer.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:45 PM
As a huge Ultima fan I've loved these YouTube documentaries-
'A good idea, infinite drive, and lots of Diet Pepsi': How YouTube essayist Majuular's life changed course telling the story of Ultima across 2 years and more than 20 hours of documentaries
www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/a-...
'A good idea, infinite drive, and lots of Diet Pepsi': How YouTube essayist Majuular's life changed course telling the story of Ultima across 2 years and more than 20 hours of documentaries
www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/a-...
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If you love her, build her a shelter in haunted woodland guarded by owls.
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 AM
If you love her, build her a shelter in haunted woodland guarded by owls.
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ok but like, i also wanna watch the version of this without vampires where it's just two brothers struggling to be honest and openhearted in their relationships as they try to make their juke joint successful night after night in the face of competition from the new riverdance bar across town
January 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
ok but like, i also wanna watch the version of this without vampires where it's just two brothers struggling to be honest and openhearted in their relationships as they try to make their juke joint successful night after night in the face of competition from the new riverdance bar across town
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Not a "want"
a NEED
a NEED
https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/4721
『ことりの休日 スナイパースズメ』発売。街のスズメの裏の顔…影から狙う。
"Kotori's Holiday Sniper Sparrow" released. The hidden face of the town sparrow... Aiming from the shadows.
#ガチャポン #gachapon
『ことりの休日 スナイパースズメ』発売。街のスズメの裏の顔…影から狙う。
"Kotori's Holiday Sniper Sparrow" released. The hidden face of the town sparrow... Aiming from the shadows.
#ガチャポン #gachapon
January 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Not a "want"
a NEED
a NEED
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if there’s a hamburglar then it stands to reason that there is [eyes narrow] a hotdoglar
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
if there’s a hamburglar then it stands to reason that there is [eyes narrow] a hotdoglar
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Bills, a fake home warranty notice, a jury duty notice for someone who doesn't live here... man, I'm just saying my mail could be a little bit more popful, that's all.
January 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Bills, a fake home warranty notice, a jury duty notice for someone who doesn't live here... man, I'm just saying my mail could be a little bit more popful, that's all.
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realtor: i love the vibes of this room. it just hums with energy
me: no. i think the walls are actually humming. is there a bee hive in the walls
realtor: haha. no. no
me: pretty sure there are bees in the wall
realtor: no
me: i hear them
realtor: oh that? that’s wasps
me: no. i think the walls are actually humming. is there a bee hive in the walls
realtor: haha. no. no
me: pretty sure there are bees in the wall
realtor: no
me: i hear them
realtor: oh that? that’s wasps
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
realtor: i love the vibes of this room. it just hums with energy
me: no. i think the walls are actually humming. is there a bee hive in the walls
realtor: haha. no. no
me: pretty sure there are bees in the wall
realtor: no
me: i hear them
realtor: oh that? that’s wasps
me: no. i think the walls are actually humming. is there a bee hive in the walls
realtor: haha. no. no
me: pretty sure there are bees in the wall
realtor: no
me: i hear them
realtor: oh that? that’s wasps
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tried to get embroiled in a small town murder mystery, but kept getting asked to save christmas instead. it’s freaking january
January 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
tried to get embroiled in a small town murder mystery, but kept getting asked to save christmas instead. it’s freaking january
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I don’t think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I don’t think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.
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Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
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"I know, I know. This is awkward for me too. I wish my dad had been able to show me rock-and-roll chameleon David Bowie’s enormous package when I was your age. But he was from a different generation, and also, the movie wasn’t released until 1986."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/son...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/son...
Son, It’s Time You Learned About Sex by Discussing David Bowie’s Huge Bulge in Labyrinth
Hey sport, how are you doing? Sorry to interrupt your homework, but you probably don’t mind, do you? Listen, son. Your mother and I had a discussio...
www.mcsweeneys.net
January 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
"I know, I know. This is awkward for me too. I wish my dad had been able to show me rock-and-roll chameleon David Bowie’s enormous package when I was your age. But he was from a different generation, and also, the movie wasn’t released until 1986."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/son...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/son...
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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“Thank God, Sylvia! We’re alive!”
January 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
“Thank God, Sylvia! We’re alive!”
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cyberpunk 2077 was so good that they immediately invented irl cyberpsychosis
January 4, 2026 at 2:22 PM
cyberpunk 2077 was so good that they immediately invented irl cyberpsychosis
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[first date on beach in Oregon]
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
[first date on beach in Oregon]
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
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how much does it cost to have godzilla stomp on you does anyone know
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
how much does it cost to have godzilla stomp on you does anyone know
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Wrote my wedding vows using AI to let my wife know right off the bat that I'm a lazy piece of shit who won't put any effort into our marriage
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Wrote my wedding vows using AI to let my wife know right off the bat that I'm a lazy piece of shit who won't put any effort into our marriage
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