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Paul Brislen
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Kiwi telco guy. No I don’t know how that happened either.

I shall bind him to me, with promises. πŸ‡³πŸ‡ΏπŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώ
Cymro o ddewis (Welsh by choice)

"We consider that Mr Brislen is an authoritative source." (BSA decision, March 2020)

Aotearoa he/him
I once saw a band called Bean (from Leeds) playing in a Sydney pub: three lads -- one on drums, one on guitar and one on the trombone and they did the H50 theme and the entire place went nuts. SO good. We all had to jump up and down together as we were packed in like sardines.
February 10, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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The real gold medalists from this Olympics are the drone operators β€” some fantastic views of the downhill skiers and now the speed skaters!
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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"It would be cheaper to hire a contractor, said bureaucrats."

www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
National war memorial bell-playing job axed, likely to be outsourced to Australia
An Australian may have to play the bells at Pukeahu on Anzac Day.
www.rnz.co.nz
February 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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In today’s NZ Herald
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Age verification? None of this is computer generated.
February 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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We don't send you surveys to find out how satisfied you were with the driver who put your parcel in the bin just before it was emptied. We just need to maximise the opportunities for you to accept cookies so we can track you and sell data.
February 10, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
To the kettles, Wellington. Tea, skinny milk, hot.
February 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.
"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
That's how I treated it for sure.
February 10, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Got given one of these to try. Excellent size but you open it onto the toffee pops. Should be the other way round.
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Tremendous. That is awesome.
February 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
It will, but not for those who spend a beeeeellion dollars building it.
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Here is my conclusion after sitting through Maxwell's deposition with her refusing to answer a single question about the men who raped underage girls, saying she would only do so for clemency.

She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Snort!
February 10, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Every moment was a new thing. Laser swords! Wizards! Storm troopers! None of it was explained beforehand, it was all revealed in all its glory in the movie.
February 9, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Only when they cross the border.
February 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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How about Welsh / Zulu crossover?

From the always genius Gruff Rhys & Muziwakhe McVictor Mazibuko.
Ara Deg (ddaw'r awen)
YouTube video by Gruff Rhys - Topic
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I always enjoy Welsh music's vaguely Soviet era marching sound... Dunno why I associate the two.
February 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I included the English subs so they can see what it's all about.
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
So no counter-factual using "let's build more storage to cover the dry season issues"? Is that right?
Why the new LNG terminal could raise, not lower, your power bill
Analysis: Energy Minister Simon Watts is confident importing gas will lower power prices, but questions remain about the scheme and its costs.
newsroom.co.nz
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Ahhhhhhh
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
That is frickin' mint. Thanks for that.
February 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I always think of that guy on Jurassic Park who did the water in the cup thing. The impossible shockwave that the director didn't realise was impossible.

"OK... well... I could tell Spielberg it can't be done, or...."
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM