The Pale Space Rider
@truegritrumble.bsky.social
emerging to do this again
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i’m tired of dating apps. i want to meet someone the old fashioned way, through land contracts
the gross portrait in the attic keeps getting younger and prettier while i am turning into a dried out husk
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
the gross portrait in the attic keeps getting younger and prettier while i am turning into a dried out husk
*disassociating so hard i’m an optimist again*
January 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
*disassociating so hard i’m an optimist again*
get in the car, babe. we’re going nowhere fast
January 12, 2026 at 3:59 AM
get in the car, babe. we’re going nowhere fast
tried to get embroiled in a small town murder mystery, but kept getting asked to save christmas instead. it’s freaking january
January 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
tried to get embroiled in a small town murder mystery, but kept getting asked to save christmas instead. it’s freaking january
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realtor: i love the vibes of this room. it just hums with energy
me: no. i think the walls are actually humming. is there a bee hive in the walls
realtor: haha. no. no
me: pretty sure there are bees in the wall
realtor: no
me: i hear them
realtor: oh that? that’s wasps
me: no. i think the walls are actually humming. is there a bee hive in the walls
realtor: haha. no. no
me: pretty sure there are bees in the wall
realtor: no
me: i hear them
realtor: oh that? that’s wasps
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
realtor: i love the vibes of this room. it just hums with energy
me: no. i think the walls are actually humming. is there a bee hive in the walls
realtor: haha. no. no
me: pretty sure there are bees in the wall
realtor: no
me: i hear them
realtor: oh that? that’s wasps
me: no. i think the walls are actually humming. is there a bee hive in the walls
realtor: haha. no. no
me: pretty sure there are bees in the wall
realtor: no
me: i hear them
realtor: oh that? that’s wasps
those rice crispy treat elves broke into my house and they really do make those sounds when you hit them with a bat
January 11, 2026 at 1:40 PM
those rice crispy treat elves broke into my house and they really do make those sounds when you hit them with a bat
the weird conservative instinct to get filmed publicly working out for attention is not at all gay. doing so with young (probably teenage) college athletes is also super straight
Hegseth had cameras recording him working out with recruits today at UCLA
January 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
the weird conservative instinct to get filmed publicly working out for attention is not at all gay. doing so with young (probably teenage) college athletes is also super straight
me: i’d like to buy this sleeping bag
cashier: that’s a garbage can
me: *slowly sinking into can* name your price
cashier: that’s a garbage can
me: *slowly sinking into can* name your price
January 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
me: i’d like to buy this sleeping bag
cashier: that’s a garbage can
me: *slowly sinking into can* name your price
cashier: that’s a garbage can
me: *slowly sinking into can* name your price
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"Ha…'FLOATERS'!" the dying optometrist gasps. "That's just what the American Medical Association forces us to call inter-dimensional eye spiders!"
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
"Ha…'FLOATERS'!" the dying optometrist gasps. "That's just what the American Medical Association forces us to call inter-dimensional eye spiders!"
*typing “when government actions made sense” into pornhub*
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 AM
*typing “when government actions made sense” into pornhub*
*wearing tear away clothes through a tsa checkpoint and making direct eye contact with all of them agents just begging for a reason*
January 5, 2026 at 2:45 AM
*wearing tear away clothes through a tsa checkpoint and making direct eye contact with all of them agents just begging for a reason*
hey girl, are you fear? because you’re constantly in my mind
January 4, 2026 at 11:34 PM
hey girl, are you fear? because you’re constantly in my mind
now take over Puerto Rico. claim it as a US territory. ratify it as a state. make it officially part of the US with it’s own empowered representatives
January 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
now take over Puerto Rico. claim it as a US territory. ratify it as a state. make it officially part of the US with it’s own empowered representatives
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2026 is gonna be my year
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
2026 is gonna be my year
it’s almost like we weren’t exaggerating or being dramatic about the consequences of voting this way
January 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
it’s almost like we weren’t exaggerating or being dramatic about the consequences of voting this way
*just waiting for the black mirror credit music to start*
January 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
*just waiting for the black mirror credit music to start*
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i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane
July 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane
professor: why are you like this?
me: i read as a child
me: i read as a child
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
professor: why are you like this?
me: i read as a child
me: i read as a child
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"New year, new me!" I shout, bursting forth from my chrysalis, dripping with the liquified remains of my larval form
December 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"New year, new me!" I shout, bursting forth from my chrysalis, dripping with the liquified remains of my larval form
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<dog with a stomach ache> I should eat a blanket !!!
December 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
<dog with a stomach ache> I should eat a blanket !!!
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Not to be all told-you-so, but I warned you not to fuck with my attack hamster.
December 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Not to be all told-you-so, but I warned you not to fuck with my attack hamster.
me: what’s your secret? you’ve barely aged a day in years
museum employee: *into walkie-talkie* that guy who keeps talking to the statues is back
museum employee: *into walkie-talkie* that guy who keeps talking to the statues is back
December 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
me: what’s your secret? you’ve barely aged a day in years
museum employee: *into walkie-talkie* that guy who keeps talking to the statues is back
museum employee: *into walkie-talkie* that guy who keeps talking to the statues is back
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living that cutie patootie life
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
living that cutie patootie life
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This has been a great year for people who love being angry
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This has been a great year for people who love being angry