@danlang27.bsky.social
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Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
January 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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It would be incredible if they brought Pierce back to remake GoldenEye shot for shot but with only slapping. I NEED IT.
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It would be incredible if they brought Pierce back to remake GoldenEye shot for shot but with only slapping. I NEED IT.
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Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect.
As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
August 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect.
As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
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Something I am thinking about right now is that a 3 million dollar program that allows abused women to take their pets with them to domestic violence shelters is about to be cut because “we don’t have the money” but the government is about to spend 1000000000x more than that to bomb people
June 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Something I am thinking about right now is that a 3 million dollar program that allows abused women to take their pets with them to domestic violence shelters is about to be cut because “we don’t have the money” but the government is about to spend 1000000000x more than that to bomb people
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i was unprepared for this
We live in a world where the Pope takes part in a White Sox chant at the Vatican
June 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i was unprepared for this
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I told you we’d be back
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social total points when NIU beat Notre Dame (plus fee) #maction
April 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social total points when NIU beat Notre Dame (plus fee) #maction
Wonderful glass @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
April 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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I think this makes @booker.senate.gov the Josh Hart of the Senate. Still, I'm worried he'll be burned out before the playoffs. Thibs should trust his bench more.
Cory Booker has just crossed the 19 hour line.
Five hours and 13 minutes more and he will break Strom Thurmond's record for the longest speech in the history of the U.S. Senate.
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/inside-...
Five hours and 13 minutes more and he will break Strom Thurmond's record for the longest speech in the history of the U.S. Senate.
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/inside-...
Inside Cory Booker’s Plan To Disrupt ‘Business As Usual’ On The Senate Floor
A member of the U.S. Senate took the floor at 7:00 p.m....
talkingpointsmemo.com
April 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I think this makes @booker.senate.gov the Josh Hart of the Senate. Still, I'm worried he'll be burned out before the playoffs. Thibs should trust his bench more.
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REACHER keeps getting larger and his phone keeps getting smaller and my country is shit but this is perfection.
March 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
REACHER keeps getting larger and his phone keeps getting smaller and my country is shit but this is perfection.
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Team Normal Standers strikes again.
March 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Team Normal Standers strikes again.
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🚨🚨🚨BIG BOAT STUCK🚨🚨🚨
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🚨🚨🚨BIG BOAT STUCK🚨🚨🚨
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🚨🚨🚨BIG BOAT STUCK🚨🚨🚨
The H&S Wisdom was heading to Gunness Wharf near Scunthorpe when it ran aground on Sunday in the in Humber estuary, now it'll be stuck in the channel until early April at least
Cargo ship will be stuck in mud of Humber estuary 'for a month'
The H&S Wisdom ran aground on Sunday night and remains stuck despite three attempts to refloat it.
www.bbc.co.uk
March 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
🚨🚨🚨BIG BOAT STUCK🚨🚨🚨
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🚨🚨🚨BIG BOAT STUCK🚨🚨🚨
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🚨🚨🚨BIG BOAT STUCK🚨🚨🚨
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still got time to toss jd vance from the church
ROME (AP) — Vatican says Pope Francis in critical condition, suffered a long asthmatic respiratory crisis in the morning.
February 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
still got time to toss jd vance from the church
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The pope to JD Vance
February 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The pope to JD Vance
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The Ill-Matched Couple, by Lucas Cranach the Elder, 1530, 📸 by @Mikeyyowens
February 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The Ill-Matched Couple, by Lucas Cranach the Elder, 1530, 📸 by @Mikeyyowens
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leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
I guess I'm too woke because I find the proliferation of this really off-putting and gross. The fact that it's now reached the "enlightened centrists" class is depressing.
January 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
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I crunched the numbers to find out which NFL teams are Serious (professionally run organizations aimed at sustained success), which are Unserious, and which are the Toilet Buffoons of Failson City.
![Is Your Team Serious? – AFC
AFC East
Bills — very serious (but with Sean McDermott)
Dolphins — not quite serious
Jets — perhaps the most deeply unserious team in professional sports history
Pats — have not been serious in at least five years. it’s great!
AFC North
Bengals — fun! but not serious
Browns — not fun and not serious
Ravens — very fun and very serious
Steelers — not fun; broadly serious but not serious-serious
AFC South — no. absolutely noy. get out of my office.
AFC West
Broncos — getting serious
Chargers — these poor asses rent
Chieves — yes, I would say that the dynastic team is serious
Raiders — let me ask you a question. why do you recognize this shape? [it is a stylized image of Mark Davis’s haircut]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hyj5gdgpkql2bz7rbset3h33/bafkreifloe4vavtabtjb6hn765g32mwd4opplmm6ueg6xr5r2uo5ulefuu@jpeg)
January 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I crunched the numbers to find out which NFL teams are Serious (professionally run organizations aimed at sustained success), which are Unserious, and which are the Toilet Buffoons of Failson City.
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Ok I put “Freebird” over the airboat in the snow.
January 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Ok I put “Freebird” over the airboat in the snow.
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Rooting for good, fair, and honest things: Brian Kelly's further embarrassment and NIU hanging a Transitive National Champion banner
January 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Rooting for good, fair, and honest things: Brian Kelly's further embarrassment and NIU hanging a Transitive National Champion banner
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Dodgers' payroll is $370 million, per FanGraphs.
Meanwhile, the whole AL Central division has a combined payroll of $544 million spread across five teams.
Dodgers' spending will get 100X more attention than the AL Central's lack of spending, but it's two sides of the same coin.
Meanwhile, the whole AL Central division has a combined payroll of $544 million spread across five teams.
Dodgers' spending will get 100X more attention than the AL Central's lack of spending, but it's two sides of the same coin.
January 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Dodgers' payroll is $370 million, per FanGraphs.
Meanwhile, the whole AL Central division has a combined payroll of $544 million spread across five teams.
Dodgers' spending will get 100X more attention than the AL Central's lack of spending, but it's two sides of the same coin.
Meanwhile, the whole AL Central division has a combined payroll of $544 million spread across five teams.
Dodgers' spending will get 100X more attention than the AL Central's lack of spending, but it's two sides of the same coin.
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we got a text from a mom of our son’s best friend asking if we could help out with him. she has to fly out of town because her father died, and dad is at work, leaving her in a lurch
so of course we say yes, and we tell our son to reach out to his friend to check on him
so he did
so of course we say yes, and we tell our son to reach out to his friend to check on him
so he did
January 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
we got a text from a mom of our son’s best friend asking if we could help out with him. she has to fly out of town because her father died, and dad is at work, leaving her in a lurch
so of course we say yes, and we tell our son to reach out to his friend to check on him
so he did
so of course we say yes, and we tell our son to reach out to his friend to check on him
so he did
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Folks, uh, this is your captain speaking... it appears that Elon Musk's rocket just blew up directly above us. The FAA has asked me to inform you that if a chunk does take us out, you will have died for a worthy cause: allowing unlovable dweebs to believe colonizing Mars is a real, worthwhile goal
This is what it looks like when you lose a massive spacecraft on its way to orbit right over the Caribbean. Lots of commercial flights turning/holding/diverting to avoid falling debris from SpaceX's Starship.
January 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Folks, uh, this is your captain speaking... it appears that Elon Musk's rocket just blew up directly above us. The FAA has asked me to inform you that if a chunk does take us out, you will have died for a worthy cause: allowing unlovable dweebs to believe colonizing Mars is a real, worthwhile goal