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Matthew Weaver
@cutewriterguy.bsky.social
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Handsome writer, award-winning beer bread baker, flightless bird enthusiast
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sepinwall.bsky.social
Jeopardy tonight had Ron, identical twin brother of a former champ named Ray. @kenjennings.bsky.social asked how we know for sure it's not Ray playing again under a fake name. Ron pointed out Ray in the audience. But how do we know the brothers haven't pulled a Parent Trap?
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
cutewriterguy.bsky.social
@joe-hill.bsky.social dude. Dude. DUDE. DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.

Me while reading KING SORROW. Loving it as much as 20TH CENTURY GHOSTS, which is my favorite of your words.
The cover of Joe Hill's novel KING SORROW. Read it as soon as you possibly can!
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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erikforrestjackson.com
look for the helpers
duckling standing on a dog’s head
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
cutewriterguy.bsky.social
@geezerstotan.bsky.social Have you checked out the new John Irving??!
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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dusty1031.bsky.social
The Queen on Jeopardy! #Days #Jarlena
November 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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tallytofu.bsky.social
#BeyondTheGates
Screenshot of a Reddit post, titled “Nicole and Ted are on today’s Apple Crossword Puzzle.” An image below the title shows the puzzle, with 45 across filled in with TED. The clue pictured below it says “Nicole’s husband on Beyond The Gates”
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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markharris.bsky.social
Well, THIS sucks. I have tickets for One Battle After Another for tomorrow and now I don't know if I should go!
Yes, the writer Mark Harris, known for his biography Mike Nichols: A Life, passed away in 2017. Mark Harris died in 2017 at the age of 84 from complications of Alzheimer's disease. He was a writer whose work included novels and biographies. He wrote the biography Mike Nichols: A Life, which was published after his death.
October 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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andymboyle.bsky.social
this meeting could've been a bazooka joe gum wrapper comic
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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m.pahuski.com
Happy Columbo’s Day
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.” “If the car’s gone,” “I’ll give you another cookie anyway” “because I love you.”
October 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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donni.bsky.social
You basically just have to babysit yourself for your entire life
May 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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markharris.bsky.social
I only dunk on the morally reprehensible!
October 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
Possess ONE Regan MacNeil and it's all, "OH, PAZUZU IS EVIL LET'S CALL HIM THE DEVIL" and never "OH, HEY, IT'S PAZUZU WHO PROTECTS US FROM LAMUSHTU THE HAIRY DEMON LADY WITH THE LION'S HEAD AND CLAW FEET WHO FEASTS ON PREGNANT WOMEN AND CHILDREN."
September 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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uel.bsky.social
Nobody wants to produce my screenplay for “Giant Orphan Annie,” where she’s a six-hundred foot tall kaiju-child that will annihilate New York City unless the Warbucks Division at DARPA can find parents for her
September 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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catbus.phd
when a big account notices your comment
The Watcher - Kurt Huggins a car driving along a road through the forest at night, above a monolithic reptillian eye filling the entire sky gazes down
September 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
cutewriterguy.bsky.social
@omeyegoodness.bsky.social
maryhrovat.bsky.social Mary Hrovat @maryhrovat.bsky.social · Sep 21
Saturday's sky.
Many small clouds in loose clumps and rows in a blue sky.
September 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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handcranked.bsky.social
Lines and angles at an old church in Leadville, Colorado.

#BlueSkyArtShow #angles
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekLForLines
#ClassicMono

#EastCoastKin #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBluesky #photography
#ArtYear
#MobilePhotography
A high-contrast black and white photo of a small, white gothic-style church with a high steeped roof and another steeped roof above the door. It has decorative trim below the roof, an arched window, and an arch above the door. The door is dark with white diamonds. The sky appears nearly black with no clouds
September 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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phoefsutton.bsky.social
September 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
cutewriterguy.bsky.social
@omeyegoodness.bsky.social
rningscissors.bsky.social Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · Sep 19
I will drink some water
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I will drink some water
I will drink some water
I will drink some water
I will drink some water
I will drink some water
I will drink some water
I will drink
September 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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unicornmom25.bsky.social
Happy Friday
September 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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sarahmackattack.bsky.social
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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evoneuro.bsky.social
Feels like we could all use some more mountain bluebird this week
#yql #Alberta #birds #birding #wildlife 🪶🇨🇦
A bright blue songbird is perched on the edge of an old fencepost that has a cable running through it. The background is an out of focus grassland that is tawny coloured.
September 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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brandonsbuzz.bsky.social
Forever and ever
September 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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mollyknight.bsky.social
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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alexblechman.bsky.social
The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups
September 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM