Topher 🏘️🏠🏡
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Daytime soaps mostly. Occasional sitcoms, Muppets, Funko and other
It’s wild how this show thinks an offscreen stalker who hasn’t actually done anything but set up a website and send a couple weird notes is an actual storyline or that anyone is supposed to care
February 17, 2026 at 11:31 AM
It’s wild how this show thinks an offscreen stalker who hasn’t actually done anything but set up a website and send a couple weird notes is an actual storyline or that anyone is supposed to care
Now if Chad’s coming back in 2 months as a lookalike from Why&Are, why can’t the kid come back with him? ⏳
February 17, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Now if Chad’s coming back in 2 months as a lookalike from Why&Are, why can’t the kid come back with him? ⏳
Otherwise this is 46 minutes of white noise. ⏳
February 17, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Otherwise this is 46 minutes of white noise. ⏳
Don’t want Billy or the boy to go. Don’t go guys! ⏳
February 17, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Don’t want Billy or the boy to go. Don’t go guys! ⏳
There’s really a place where they just hand any random stranger an ax and say, okay go wander into the next room and sling that baby around unsupervised? And it’s a popular date spot? #GH
February 17, 2026 at 6:09 AM
There’s really a place where they just hand any random stranger an ax and say, okay go wander into the next room and sling that baby around unsupervised? And it’s a popular date spot? #GH
Not to be crass but I love watching Brandon Claybon’s giant lips kissing another dude
February 17, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Not to be crass but I love watching Brandon Claybon’s giant lips kissing another dude
Well I’ve watched most of it, might as well finish. It’s not very plotty todaymorrow
February 17, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Well I’ve watched most of it, might as well finish. It’s not very plotty todaymorrow
Nobody went to workentines!
February 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Nobody went to workentines!
It doesn’t have to all be ____entines if you’re not going out on a date that day!
February 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
It doesn’t have to all be ____entines if you’re not going out on a date that day!
Not Bro-entines, Dr Carlton! 😖
February 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Not Bro-entines, Dr Carlton! 😖
Can somebody else please make a GOOD podcast about any of the current non-Bell soaps? I need something to listen to on Mondays, when I finish the entire Gatekeepers episode on a Sunday. We need more than one good soap podcast at a time. Thank you very much.
February 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Can somebody else please make a GOOD podcast about any of the current non-Bell soaps? I need something to listen to on Mondays, when I finish the entire Gatekeepers episode on a Sunday. We need more than one good soap podcast at a time. Thank you very much.
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The Gabi Hernandez I know would've immediately gotten a gleam in her eye and a scheme in her brain at the idea of being Stefan's widow. The Gabi Hernandez on my screen today just squinted and whispered sadly. #Days
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
The Gabi Hernandez I know would've immediately gotten a gleam in her eye and a scheme in her brain at the idea of being Stefan's widow. The Gabi Hernandez on my screen today just squinted and whispered sadly. #Days
45 minutes of nothing! Days of our Lives!
February 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
45 minutes of nothing! Days of our Lives!
Wish I liked Susan, because the Gwen Rice Chex thing is wonderfully stupid ⏳
February 16, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Wish I liked Susan, because the Gwen Rice Chex thing is wonderfully stupid ⏳
Chad’s just going on vacation but you can see everyone not wanting Billy to leave for good
February 16, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Chad’s just going on vacation but you can see everyone not wanting Billy to leave for good
The stories are all lame, so you gotta find something to focus on. For me it’s usually language/dialogue. ⏳
February 16, 2026 at 12:06 PM
The stories are all lame, so you gotta find something to focus on. For me it’s usually language/dialogue. ⏳
I can mildly appreciate Gwen saying windscreen instead of windshield, that’s accurate
February 16, 2026 at 12:05 PM
I can mildly appreciate Gwen saying windscreen instead of windshield, that’s accurate
They’re finally gonna do a Belle/Chad thing and Billy’s leaving, no fair
February 16, 2026 at 12:02 PM
They’re finally gonna do a Belle/Chad thing and Billy’s leaving, no fair
“Coach the golf team” please stop ⏳
February 16, 2026 at 11:53 AM
“Coach the golf team” please stop ⏳
Gabi said she’s glad to be in Miami “where I can speak Spanish whenever I want” in Spanish, for this man to blank stare her and say uhhhh I don’t speak Spanish 😭 ⏳
February 16, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Gabi said she’s glad to be in Miami “where I can speak Spanish whenever I want” in Spanish, for this man to blank stare her and say uhhhh I don’t speak Spanish 😭 ⏳
Can’t describe what a weird experience it is to turn on an American daytime soap opera and think: ugh, the gay guys are on today, they’re on too much and they’re so annoying.
I guess that’s a form of progress, in a way
I guess that’s a form of progress, in a way
February 16, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Can’t describe what a weird experience it is to turn on an American daytime soap opera and think: ugh, the gay guys are on today, they’re on too much and they’re so annoying.
I guess that’s a form of progress, in a way
I guess that’s a form of progress, in a way
Gabi should’ve dumped Philip’s white ass for “bienvenidos AYE Miami” (that Spanish letter A is pronounced AHHH always and forever without fail!) like on the spot, we’re over ⏳
February 16, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Gabi should’ve dumped Philip’s white ass for “bienvenidos AYE Miami” (that Spanish letter A is pronounced AHHH always and forever without fail!) like on the spot, we’re over ⏳
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