Topher 🏘️🏠🏡
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Daytime soaps mostly. Occasional sitcoms, Muppets, Funko and other
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February 12, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Jada existing solely as Stephanie’s faithful assistant is gross
February 12, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Jada existing solely as Stephanie’s faithful assistant is gross
Chanel thought Johnny was giving her a little sexual fluidity for Valentine’s Day ⏳
February 12, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Chanel thought Johnny was giving her a little sexual fluidity for Valentine’s Day ⏳
Maaaan…. Days put Carson Boatman in a skin-tight outfit today, and then shot him almost entirely in close-ups to the face 😭😭😭
February 12, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Maaaan…. Days put Carson Boatman in a skin-tight outfit today, and then shot him almost entirely in close-ups to the face 😭😭😭
Red/pink/white is a hideous color scheme
February 12, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Red/pink/white is a hideous color scheme
Okay now come on, they keep having French Guy specifically react to Lucas & Marco kissing or showing affection. If there’s not a reason for that, beyond simple suspicion that Lucas might know too much about the bad guy shenanigans, then it’s just bad directing & editing. #GH
February 12, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Okay now come on, they keep having French Guy specifically react to Lucas & Marco kissing or showing affection. If there’s not a reason for that, beyond simple suspicion that Lucas might know too much about the bad guy shenanigans, then it’s just bad directing & editing. #GH
Heard Pah-mah-lah say this designer’s name as Tate-Tum so many times that it’s weird to hear another character pronounce it like a human. #Gates
February 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Heard Pah-mah-lah say this designer’s name as Tate-Tum so many times that it’s weird to hear another character pronounce it like a human. #Gates
Grandma Nita and Grandpa Vernon are darling as always, but this cotillion dance lesson stuff, wicked snooze
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Grandma Nita and Grandpa Vernon are darling as always, but this cotillion dance lesson stuff, wicked snooze
Greg V playing such an overtly flirty/sexual character is so cool
February 12, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Greg V playing such an overtly flirty/sexual character is so cool
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Sorry but these snooty gals who are evilly preoccupied with winning cotillion queen or whatever… they are weak. Unimpressive, un-matching to the dialogue about how exquisite they both allegedly are. #Gates
February 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Sorry but these snooty gals who are evilly preoccupied with winning cotillion queen or whatever… they are weak. Unimpressive, un-matching to the dialogue about how exquisite they both allegedly are. #Gates
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"Archie" debuted as a comic book series in 1942, introducing readers to the wholesome, all-American teenager Archie Andrews and the colorful residents of Riverdale, including Betty Cooper, Veronica Lodge, Reggie Mantle, Jughead Jones.
February 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
"Archie" debuted as a comic book series in 1942, introducing readers to the wholesome, all-American teenager Archie Andrews and the colorful residents of Riverdale, including Betty Cooper, Veronica Lodge, Reggie Mantle, Jughead Jones.
Going back to using Muppet profile pics like it’s 2013
February 11, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Going back to using Muppet profile pics like it’s 2013
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Celebrating the return of a character to The Muppet Show that I didn't expect, even though they're so important to the success of the show.
www.toughpigs.com/applause/
www.toughpigs.com/applause/
A Round of Applause for The Muppet Show - ToughPigs
Celebrating the return of the most important character to The Muppet Show.
www.toughpigs.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Celebrating the return of a character to The Muppet Show that I didn't expect, even though they're so important to the success of the show.
www.toughpigs.com/applause/
www.toughpigs.com/applause/
I’m also just stuck in grumpy annoyance mode for about a week now so it’s probably at least 50% just me anyway
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I’m also just stuck in grumpy annoyance mode for about a week now so it’s probably at least 50% just me anyway
Dear every employee of every store: Stop telling me it’s okay like you’re patting my fucking head! I’m not apologizing or asking permission for anything, I’m just making goddamn conversation! They all want to reassure me I didn’t do anything wrong when that’s not even the issue! WTF? It’s every day
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Dear every employee of every store: Stop telling me it’s okay like you’re patting my fucking head! I’m not apologizing or asking permission for anything, I’m just making goddamn conversation! They all want to reassure me I didn’t do anything wrong when that’s not even the issue! WTF? It’s every day
Good thing they brought Susan in to explicitly tell us that EJ is possessed by Stefano. As if that ring bit yesterday, and the ACTING! today weren’t obvious enough
February 11, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Good thing they brought Susan in to explicitly tell us that EJ is possessed by Stefano. As if that ring bit yesterday, and the ACTING! today weren’t obvious enough
We’ve done all of this with Kristen & Brady before ⏳
February 11, 2026 at 11:27 AM
We’ve done all of this with Kristen & Brady before ⏳
I mean I’m sure that’s what she was told too
February 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I mean I’m sure that’s what she was told too
With zero disrespect to perfect and beautiful Ms Hall.
We were told people stories.
We’re getting one dead person in a glowing tube, and another dead person apparently possessing an alive person via a magic ring. So, hmm. ⏳
We were told people stories.
We’re getting one dead person in a glowing tube, and another dead person apparently possessing an alive person via a magic ring. So, hmm. ⏳
February 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
With zero disrespect to perfect and beautiful Ms Hall.
We were told people stories.
We’re getting one dead person in a glowing tube, and another dead person apparently possessing an alive person via a magic ring. So, hmm. ⏳
We were told people stories.
We’re getting one dead person in a glowing tube, and another dead person apparently possessing an alive person via a magic ring. So, hmm. ⏳