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Daytime soaps mostly. Occasional sitcoms, Muppets, Funko and other
Had to pause ⏳… read me a story! EJ wants Kat to sit and read him a story. What the fuck is this progrum anymore?!? 😭
February 18, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Had to pause ⏳… read me a story! EJ wants Kat to sit and read him a story. What the fuck is this progrum anymore?!? 😭
Wait they’re still dragging out this crap about why were EJ and Cat in the same hospital? Like it’s a mystery needing to be solved? Nobody cared before it was dropped, like two months ago ⏳
February 18, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Wait they’re still dragging out this crap about why were EJ and Cat in the same hospital? Like it’s a mystery needing to be solved? Nobody cared before it was dropped, like two months ago ⏳
No really, wow, these are the worst Gabi/Philip scenes yet. Oh my god what is this and why is it on my TV
February 18, 2026 at 11:58 AM
No really, wow, these are the worst Gabi/Philip scenes yet. Oh my god what is this and why is it on my TV
They get a tiny pinch of credit for getting what looks like actual boba for Rachel’s “we got boba.” Though they lose a point for the cup still being entirely full, well after it was purchased. I know kids that age, she would’ve quickly drank about half, and then left it sitting somewhere. ⏳
February 18, 2026 at 11:55 AM
They get a tiny pinch of credit for getting what looks like actual boba for Rachel’s “we got boba.” Though they lose a point for the cup still being entirely full, well after it was purchased. I know kids that age, she would’ve quickly drank about half, and then left it sitting somewhere. ⏳
Man, Theo is so cute, and Jada is so pretty - it’s a shame they’re such a mismatch. ⏳
February 18, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Man, Theo is so cute, and Jada is so pretty - it’s a shame they’re such a mismatch. ⏳
Here we go right away, with a scene of two people telling each other about what they’ve just done over the last few hours. Which they already know, because it’s about themselves and they were there. We don’t see anything happen, they just tell us about it.⏳
February 18, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Here we go right away, with a scene of two people telling each other about what they’ve just done over the last few hours. Which they already know, because it’s about themselves and they were there. We don’t see anything happen, they just tell us about it.⏳
And then Sidwell wants a Congresswillow instead… oh lord
February 18, 2026 at 11:39 AM
And then Sidwell wants a Congresswillow instead… oh lord
Not Alexis Davis for Congress! 😂 #GH
They can’t really do political stuff though, because why is there no discussion over if Drew or Alexis is R or D? Not that I need that crap on GH, but also this neutrality can’t possibly feel realistic.
They can’t really do political stuff though, because why is there no discussion over if Drew or Alexis is R or D? Not that I need that crap on GH, but also this neutrality can’t possibly feel realistic.
February 18, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Not Alexis Davis for Congress! 😂 #GH
They can’t really do political stuff though, because why is there no discussion over if Drew or Alexis is R or D? Not that I need that crap on GH, but also this neutrality can’t possibly feel realistic.
They can’t really do political stuff though, because why is there no discussion over if Drew or Alexis is R or D? Not that I need that crap on GH, but also this neutrality can’t possibly feel realistic.
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Sidwell being such a little prancing queen of a villain is amusing, but also kinda gets old fast in an episode where he has tons of dialogue. #GH
February 18, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Sidwell being such a little prancing queen of a villain is amusing, but also kinda gets old fast in an episode where he has tons of dialogue. #GH
Yesterday I was fine with accidentally watching today’s BTG early, and now I want it back 🤡
February 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Yesterday I was fine with accidentally watching today’s BTG early, and now I want it back 🤡
So much about this scene is so bad, you have to love it.
• Vic had time to react and jump up before she threw the boom box in the water
• No reaction shot of Victor as it hits the water, only after
• The music was supposed to be coming from the boom box; continues once the box is in the water
• Vic had time to react and jump up before she threw the boom box in the water
• No reaction shot of Victor as it hits the water, only after
• The music was supposed to be coming from the boom box; continues once the box is in the water
February 17, 2026 at 5:41 PM
So much about this scene is so bad, you have to love it.
• Vic had time to react and jump up before she threw the boom box in the water
• No reaction shot of Victor as it hits the water, only after
• The music was supposed to be coming from the boom box; continues once the box is in the water
• Vic had time to react and jump up before she threw the boom box in the water
• No reaction shot of Victor as it hits the water, only after
• The music was supposed to be coming from the boom box; continues once the box is in the water
Oh right, I fell asleep watching the hospital show around midnight thirty, never finished…
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Oh right, I fell asleep watching the hospital show around midnight thirty, never finished…
Someone said something about this yesterday, now it’s in my brain: the 91 combined minutes of ⏳ the last 2 days could’ve been an entire week (New Chapter, 4 episodes) of Neighbours
February 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Someone said something about this yesterday, now it’s in my brain: the 91 combined minutes of ⏳ the last 2 days could’ve been an entire week (New Chapter, 4 episodes) of Neighbours
It’s wild how this show thinks an offscreen stalker who hasn’t actually done anything but set up a website and send a couple weird notes is an actual storyline or that anyone is supposed to care
February 17, 2026 at 11:31 AM
It’s wild how this show thinks an offscreen stalker who hasn’t actually done anything but set up a website and send a couple weird notes is an actual storyline or that anyone is supposed to care
Now if Chad’s coming back in 2 months as a lookalike from Why&Are, why can’t the kid come back with him? ⏳
February 17, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Now if Chad’s coming back in 2 months as a lookalike from Why&Are, why can’t the kid come back with him? ⏳
Otherwise this is 46 minutes of white noise. ⏳
February 17, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Otherwise this is 46 minutes of white noise. ⏳
Don’t want Billy or the boy to go. Don’t go guys! ⏳
February 17, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Don’t want Billy or the boy to go. Don’t go guys! ⏳
There’s really a place where they just hand any random stranger an ax and say, okay go wander into the next room and sling that baby around unsupervised? And it’s a popular date spot? #GH
February 17, 2026 at 6:09 AM
There’s really a place where they just hand any random stranger an ax and say, okay go wander into the next room and sling that baby around unsupervised? And it’s a popular date spot? #GH
Not to be crass but I love watching Brandon Claybon’s giant lips kissing another dude
February 17, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Not to be crass but I love watching Brandon Claybon’s giant lips kissing another dude
Well I’ve watched most of it, might as well finish. It’s not very plotty todaymorrow
February 17, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Well I’ve watched most of it, might as well finish. It’s not very plotty todaymorrow
Nobody went to workentines!
February 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Nobody went to workentines!