Footballsback
@crazy4yorluv.bsky.social
Husband, father and grandfather
🎶 music 🏈⚾️🏀
Abacus is a machine you can really count on.
🎶 music 🏈⚾️🏀
Abacus is a machine you can really count on.
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I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot the deputy seems like a terrible alibi.
October 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot the deputy seems like a terrible alibi.
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barely legal olive oil
September 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
barely legal olive oil
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I'm always my authentic self, and apparently that's not great for marriage.
September 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I'm always my authentic self, and apparently that's not great for marriage.
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kickin my feet as I sit on top of the gates of hell waiting for you
September 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
kickin my feet as I sit on top of the gates of hell waiting for you
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doctor: let's start the stress test
me: ok
doctor: *turns on the news*
me: ok
doctor: *turns on the news*
September 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
doctor: let's start the stress test
me: ok
doctor: *turns on the news*
me: ok
doctor: *turns on the news*
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Me hearing the Charlie Kirk shooter is a white conservative Christian male:
September 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Me hearing the Charlie Kirk shooter is a white conservative Christian male:
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I'm not saying I'm dumb but nobody ever tells me "that's a great question"
September 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm not saying I'm dumb but nobody ever tells me "that's a great question"
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Never mind… I’m just gonna seize tomorrow.
September 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Never mind… I’m just gonna seize tomorrow.
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He’s a 10 but he says the weather will be chili today hot tamale
September 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
He’s a 10 but he says the weather will be chili today hot tamale
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The Girl With The Paul Blart Tattoo
September 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The Girl With The Paul Blart Tattoo
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this is me, if you even care
September 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
this is me, if you even care
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What if there was a big ass dog and he was red as fuck and his name was Clipper
September 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
What if there was a big ass dog and he was red as fuck and his name was Clipper
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my wife: (shouting down to the basement) hey
me: (shouting up the stairs) yeah what’s up
my wife: (still shouting) did you forget to create one hundred thousand jobs last month ??
me: (no longer shouting) oh shit oh fuck
me: (shouting up the stairs) yeah what’s up
my wife: (still shouting) did you forget to create one hundred thousand jobs last month ??
me: (no longer shouting) oh shit oh fuck
September 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
my wife: (shouting down to the basement) hey
me: (shouting up the stairs) yeah what’s up
my wife: (still shouting) did you forget to create one hundred thousand jobs last month ??
me: (no longer shouting) oh shit oh fuck
me: (shouting up the stairs) yeah what’s up
my wife: (still shouting) did you forget to create one hundred thousand jobs last month ??
me: (no longer shouting) oh shit oh fuck
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I’m holding the first Freezing Man festival where you get naked and take drugs in Siberia
August 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’m holding the first Freezing Man festival where you get naked and take drugs in Siberia
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Shoulder tapping strangers asking if they want to compare personal struggles.
August 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Shoulder tapping strangers asking if they want to compare personal struggles.
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About an hour ago in the White Mts, AZ. Please bear with me while I get the window down! 57 degrees and rain!
August 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
About an hour ago in the White Mts, AZ. Please bear with me while I get the window down! 57 degrees and rain!
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Touched some grass this week.
It touched me back, then one thing led to another and long story short I think I might be going to seed
It touched me back, then one thing led to another and long story short I think I might be going to seed
August 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Touched some grass this week.
It touched me back, then one thing led to another and long story short I think I might be going to seed
It touched me back, then one thing led to another and long story short I think I might be going to seed
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Regrets, I have a few… thousand
August 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Regrets, I have a few… thousand
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I got home from work and my dogs were like, “This fuckin guy again?”
August 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I got home from work and my dogs were like, “This fuckin guy again?”
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Florida bans "The Diary of Anne Frank" in school libraries. Whoever made this decision should have to eat every page of that amazing book, page by page.
August 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Florida bans "The Diary of Anne Frank" in school libraries. Whoever made this decision should have to eat every page of that amazing book, page by page.
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My 10 yo, who has never to my knowledge been on a morning walk by himself, out of nowhere: "I guess I'll be skipping my morning walk today"
August 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My 10 yo, who has never to my knowledge been on a morning walk by himself, out of nowhere: "I guess I'll be skipping my morning walk today"
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HISTORY 🇵🇭
20-year-old Alexandra Eala becomes the first Filipino to win a main draw match at a major tournament.
🔗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
20-year-old Alexandra Eala becomes the first Filipino to win a main draw match at a major tournament.
🔗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
August 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
HISTORY 🇵🇭
20-year-old Alexandra Eala becomes the first Filipino to win a main draw match at a major tournament.
🔗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
20-year-old Alexandra Eala becomes the first Filipino to win a main draw match at a major tournament.
🔗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
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I was born in Canada and where it shows the most is when I walk into a table and then say sorry to the table.
August 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I was born in Canada and where it shows the most is when I walk into a table and then say sorry to the table.
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RoboCop: *about to arrest me*
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
August 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
RoboCop: *about to arrest me*
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
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How to run backwards on a treadmill
ルームランナーを後ろ向きで走る方法を教えちゃいますっ☆
ルームランナーを後ろ向きで走る方法を教えちゃいますっ☆
August 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
How to run backwards on a treadmill
ルームランナーを後ろ向きで走る方法を教えちゃいますっ☆
ルームランナーを後ろ向きで走る方法を教えちゃいますっ☆