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Craig
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borderline sufferable
steak and kidney pie, that's the ticket
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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[wife wanting to discuss my mid life crisis] brent
[me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now
August 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
they’ll slap the baby and the parents
The doctors are going to deliver that ugly baby and immediately put it back
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
rip Mani, i listened to that album over and over and over when i was 16, it seemed to hang about all through the 90s
The Stone Roses - Waterfall (Live On The Other Side Of Midnight) 1989 1080p 60fps
YouTube video by Mucky Fingers
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
buncha wusses in the comments, fuck yeah bring them back. woolly elephants in the tundra is a life-affirming delight
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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finding out recently that almost all the words in the dictionary are not IP and are in fact open source/public domain was an absolute game changer for me as a writer
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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"Looper" (2012)
November 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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maybe if he takes more consultant advice to move to the right on immigration he can turn those numbers around
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Ok these all sound like gay porn titles.
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
they really thought they could rah-rah their way through this
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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this is art. doesnt get better
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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It just wasn't a big, newsworthy deal like, for instance, the college applications of a mayoral candidate to a school he didn't get into or attend.
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Sulz has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that having him in charge of a major international publication is not just dangerous but also borderline treasonous, if it cannot be taken away from him it must die
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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COOGAN: i haven't heard your Peter Griffin but I assume its something along the lines of "Holy Crayup, Lowis"

BRYDON: That is where you're so wrong, thats the very thing I don't do.

COOGAN: well, do your Peter Griffin.

BRYDON: before the cancellation Peter said "howely CWAP, Louis,"
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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like, why would any democrat compromise with the GOP right now? you have a once in a millennium upper hand. every member of trump’s admin who opened that file is complicit. go after them. open investigations. have hearings. say it on the news every night. do something other than roll over for once.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Rape is the distillation of the far-right worldview that Trump embodies: a gleefully sadistic act of domination carried out as fulfillment of a supposedly natural hierarchy. It would be weird if Trump wasn’t a rapist, given his ideological commitments—which is before you get to all the accusations.
i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Our leading news organizations turned a cache of ultimately-innocuous emails into a scandal-coded weeklong series of front page stories leading into the 2016 election. If they do not cover the "emails from notorious pedophile implication the President" emails with the same fervor, it's curious!
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
me arguing on the internet v me arguing in real-life
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM