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Charlotte
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Twitter is a distant memory. Here for a laugh
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Friend: well, there’s a silver lining to this situation-

Me (a werewolf): wow RUDE
September 12, 2023 at 3:10 PM
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EMOTIONAL FRUIT:

The Grapes of Wrath

The Apples of Anger

The Cantaloupes of Cantankerousness

The Plums of Pique

The Bananas of Just Really Happy to See You
September 12, 2023 at 5:40 PM
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Someone was nice to me. Suspicious.
September 12, 2023 at 5:21 PM
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I wouldn’t say I hold grudges, but I hope it rains on your viking funeral.
September 13, 2023 at 7:24 PM
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This dying on the inside thing is taking a lot longer then I expected.
September 15, 2023 at 2:27 AM
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I’ve had it up to my fake mustache with you.
September 15, 2023 at 4:41 AM
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The older you get the more you appreciate being at home and not doing a fucking thing
September 14, 2023 at 5:46 PM
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How I sleep at night knowing I was so fucking annoying today
September 15, 2023 at 4:34 AM
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"I usually don’t do this on the first date," I say, pushing two lobsters together and making sex noises
September 15, 2023 at 2:32 AM
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how I create anything:

• have a series of panic attacks
• question my skills
• question my very existence
• threaten to stop creating forever
• repeat above steps for hours
• quietly sit back down and create
September 3, 2023 at 7:54 PM
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If you think I'm distant now you should see me in person.
September 11, 2023 at 11:45 AM
I shouldn’t judge, but it’s so fun.
September 12, 2023 at 1:08 AM
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Smoked paprika? Not since I was in college.
August 29, 2023 at 1:18 AM
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the duality of Stan
August 30, 2023 at 3:40 PM
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HER: I suffer from chronic pain.

ME: oh, is it painful?
September 9, 2023 at 5:39 PM
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Me: How’s it going?

Coworker: Can’t complain.

Me: Try harder.

Coworker: Life is meaningless.

Me: Atta boy.
September 8, 2023 at 3:49 PM
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wait, what?! i always thought the shiny side of the foil went on the outside because it was prettier
September 10, 2023 at 12:12 AM
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the cure for eye twitches is turmeric click here
September 10, 2023 at 12:21 AM
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Unrequited love because who has time for requited or even quited love.
September 1, 2023 at 3:26 PM
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I don't know what I'm supposed to do but I know I have to hurry.
August 26, 2023 at 4:13 PM
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Cut myself shaving, drove with the trunk open, didn't win the lottery, and other minor tales of woe.
September 1, 2023 at 3:39 PM
There’s lots you can do to maintain mental acuity, like crossword puzzles, taking vitamins, and writing dumb jokes online.
September 1, 2023 at 2:59 AM