Charlotte
@clindsaysway.bsky.social
Twitter is a distant memory. Here for a laugh
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Friend: well, there’s a silver lining to this situation-
Me (a werewolf): wow RUDE
Me (a werewolf): wow RUDE
September 12, 2023 at 3:10 PM
Friend: well, there’s a silver lining to this situation-
Me (a werewolf): wow RUDE
Me (a werewolf): wow RUDE
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EMOTIONAL FRUIT:
The Grapes of Wrath
The Apples of Anger
The Cantaloupes of Cantankerousness
The Plums of Pique
The Bananas of Just Really Happy to See You
The Grapes of Wrath
The Apples of Anger
The Cantaloupes of Cantankerousness
The Plums of Pique
The Bananas of Just Really Happy to See You
September 12, 2023 at 5:40 PM
EMOTIONAL FRUIT:
The Grapes of Wrath
The Apples of Anger
The Cantaloupes of Cantankerousness
The Plums of Pique
The Bananas of Just Really Happy to See You
The Grapes of Wrath
The Apples of Anger
The Cantaloupes of Cantankerousness
The Plums of Pique
The Bananas of Just Really Happy to See You
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Someone was nice to me. Suspicious.
September 12, 2023 at 5:21 PM
Someone was nice to me. Suspicious.
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I wouldn’t say I hold grudges, but I hope it rains on your viking funeral.
September 13, 2023 at 7:24 PM
I wouldn’t say I hold grudges, but I hope it rains on your viking funeral.
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This dying on the inside thing is taking a lot longer then I expected.
September 15, 2023 at 2:27 AM
This dying on the inside thing is taking a lot longer then I expected.
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I’ve had it up to my fake mustache with you.
September 15, 2023 at 4:41 AM
I’ve had it up to my fake mustache with you.
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The older you get the more you appreciate being at home and not doing a fucking thing
September 14, 2023 at 5:46 PM
The older you get the more you appreciate being at home and not doing a fucking thing
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How I sleep at night knowing I was so fucking annoying today
September 15, 2023 at 4:34 AM
How I sleep at night knowing I was so fucking annoying today
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"I usually don’t do this on the first date," I say, pushing two lobsters together and making sex noises
September 15, 2023 at 2:32 AM
"I usually don’t do this on the first date," I say, pushing two lobsters together and making sex noises
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how I create anything:
• have a series of panic attacks
• question my skills
• question my very existence
• threaten to stop creating forever
• repeat above steps for hours
• quietly sit back down and create
• have a series of panic attacks
• question my skills
• question my very existence
• threaten to stop creating forever
• repeat above steps for hours
• quietly sit back down and create
September 3, 2023 at 7:54 PM
how I create anything:
• have a series of panic attacks
• question my skills
• question my very existence
• threaten to stop creating forever
• repeat above steps for hours
• quietly sit back down and create
• have a series of panic attacks
• question my skills
• question my very existence
• threaten to stop creating forever
• repeat above steps for hours
• quietly sit back down and create
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If you think I'm distant now you should see me in person.
September 11, 2023 at 11:45 AM
If you think I'm distant now you should see me in person.
I shouldn’t judge, but it’s so fun.
September 12, 2023 at 1:08 AM
I shouldn’t judge, but it’s so fun.
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Smoked paprika? Not since I was in college.
August 29, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Smoked paprika? Not since I was in college.
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the duality of Stan
August 30, 2023 at 3:40 PM
the duality of Stan
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HER: I suffer from chronic pain.
ME: oh, is it painful?
ME: oh, is it painful?
September 9, 2023 at 5:39 PM
HER: I suffer from chronic pain.
ME: oh, is it painful?
ME: oh, is it painful?
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Me: How’s it going?
Coworker: Can’t complain.
Me: Try harder.
Coworker: Life is meaningless.
Me: Atta boy.
Coworker: Can’t complain.
Me: Try harder.
Coworker: Life is meaningless.
Me: Atta boy.
September 8, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Me: How’s it going?
Coworker: Can’t complain.
Me: Try harder.
Coworker: Life is meaningless.
Me: Atta boy.
Coworker: Can’t complain.
Me: Try harder.
Coworker: Life is meaningless.
Me: Atta boy.
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wait, what?! i always thought the shiny side of the foil went on the outside because it was prettier
September 10, 2023 at 12:12 AM
wait, what?! i always thought the shiny side of the foil went on the outside because it was prettier
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the cure for eye twitches is turmeric click here
September 10, 2023 at 12:21 AM
the cure for eye twitches is turmeric click here
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Unrequited love because who has time for requited or even quited love.
September 1, 2023 at 3:26 PM
Unrequited love because who has time for requited or even quited love.
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I don't know what I'm supposed to do but I know I have to hurry.
August 26, 2023 at 4:13 PM
I don't know what I'm supposed to do but I know I have to hurry.
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Cut myself shaving, drove with the trunk open, didn't win the lottery, and other minor tales of woe.
September 1, 2023 at 3:39 PM
Cut myself shaving, drove with the trunk open, didn't win the lottery, and other minor tales of woe.
There’s lots you can do to maintain mental acuity, like crossword puzzles, taking vitamins, and writing dumb jokes online.
September 1, 2023 at 2:59 AM
There’s lots you can do to maintain mental acuity, like crossword puzzles, taking vitamins, and writing dumb jokes online.