James Alvarez
banner
obscuregent.bsky.social
James Alvarez
@obscuregent.bsky.social
Writer of the Obscure Gentlemen comic| Brother, friend, creative partner to Aaron Alvarez | Podcast co-host: Plain Zero

https://theobscuregentlemen.com

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hoc2ea6xratphibqhvv62fkq/lists/3lgit4socrh2b
Pinned
Coworker: Are you watching anything good?

Me: The end of civilization

Coworker: Is that on Netflix?

Me: Netflix?
Reposted by James Alvarez
White people love a reenactment
September 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Reposted by James Alvarez
I’m going to get so many free clothes when the rapture comes.
November 25, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Reposted by James Alvarez
I like to bring a guitar with me to parties as a threat to anyone who tries to talk to me.
September 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
On the first day of the 47th year of my life I chose to start by doing my favorite thing. Going to the gym with my little darlin’ Laila. It’s never too late to be better and feel better. I love life, my family and friends. Find the little things in this dark world.
September 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I like to bring a guitar with me to parties as a threat to anyone who tries to talk to me.
September 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Me: Can I paint your nails?

Jesus: …
September 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Reposted by James Alvarez
if you say amen during a prayer you are hanging up on god you monsters
September 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Reposted by James Alvarez
There were a few songs that asked "Ya'll ready for this?"

I always said I was ready for this.

But deep down, I knew I wasn't.
September 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Reposted by James Alvarez
Nice empire of dirt, dude. It would be a shame if I could have it all
September 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Reposted by James Alvarez
I imagine wild horses could drag me pretty far away actually.
September 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’ve never coached my kids in any sport but I have yelled at them while they play Mario Kart.
September 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Reposted by James Alvarez
Being an adult means promising yourself you’ll get on a better sleep schedule every day until you die
September 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Reposted by James Alvarez
“still punk as fuck” i whisper, as in my delirium i attempt to vape using a thermometer
July 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Reposted by James Alvarez
I’m in the second half of the movie Goodfellas part of my life.
September 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Reposted by James Alvarez
Remember when we had to carry around our flip phones AND a digital camera? My god we were like pack mules
October 14, 2023 at 7:13 PM
I’m in the second half of the movie Goodfellas part of my life.
September 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Reposted by James Alvarez
It’s not the dead parents that make you the Batman. It’s having rich dead parents that make you Batman.
November 18, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Reposted by James Alvarez
*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
November 13, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Reposted by James Alvarez
this is not a sitcom and there will be no immediate resolution at the end of the episode.
September 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Reposted by James Alvarez
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. But now, it's mostly the worst of times.
February 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Reposted by James Alvarez
When I drive and you’re in another car. Just know that your name is mother fucker.
February 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Reposted by James Alvarez
Welcome to the jungle. Do you have a reservation?
June 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Reposted by James Alvarez
you merely adopted the sadness; I was born in it, molded by it
May 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM