Champagne
@champagne.blue
I am Champagne.
My first language is Sarcasm.
My first language is Sarcasm.
Alton Brown Cooks Food | Episode 1: The Big Bird
YouTube video by Alton Brown
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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porn on main
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
porn on main
It’s a Ruff Life, y’all.
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It’s a Ruff Life, y’all.
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We've been trying to negotiate gun rights in the wake of school shootings with people who turned out to be okay with pedophilia.
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
We've been trying to negotiate gun rights in the wake of school shootings with people who turned out to be okay with pedophilia.
"I am admittedly not a fan of the PSL, due mostly to the fact you can get it in August, which feels like the sweaty final throes of late-stage capitalism. But if you were to tell me Tori Amos called it “a little witch warmer” and a Halloween contribution, then sign me up."
I had no idea that one of my all-time favorite Singers Tori Amos did actually invent not only many brilliant songs but also the Pumpkin Spice Latte! 🤯
sprudge.com/did-tori-amo...
sprudge.com/did-tori-amo...
Did Tori Amos Invent The Pumpkin Spice Latte? An Investigation | Sprudge Coffee
Tori Amos's Pumpkin Spice Latte pre-dates Starbucks's by almost a decade.
sprudge.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"I am admittedly not a fan of the PSL, due mostly to the fact you can get it in August, which feels like the sweaty final throes of late-stage capitalism. But if you were to tell me Tori Amos called it “a little witch warmer” and a Halloween contribution, then sign me up."
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I love the word fuck
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I love the word fuck
The rivalry uniforms of the Patriots are…. Fine. The helmets look great.
I think I hate that the uniform blues look too close to the MA State Police blues for me.
I think I hate that the uniform blues look too close to the MA State Police blues for me.
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The rivalry uniforms of the Patriots are…. Fine. The helmets look great.
I think I hate that the uniform blues look too close to the MA State Police blues for me.
I think I hate that the uniform blues look too close to the MA State Police blues for me.
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crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
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He owned Durkee Mower the company in Lynn MA that owns Fluff
He’s Grandpa Fluffernutter
He’s Grandpa Fluffernutter
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
He owned Durkee Mower the company in Lynn MA that owns Fluff
He’s Grandpa Fluffernutter
He’s Grandpa Fluffernutter
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The last time the Patriots lost a game, the Red Sox had yet to clinch a playoff spot.
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The last time the Patriots lost a game, the Red Sox had yet to clinch a playoff spot.
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Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
I know we shouldn’t criticize people - but, it’s Chris Collinsworth & his hair… is amazingly terrible.
Go grey, my dude! You aren’t convincing anyone that the top of your head is naturally… that!
#SNF
Go grey, my dude! You aren’t convincing anyone that the top of your head is naturally… that!
#SNF
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I know we shouldn’t criticize people - but, it’s Chris Collinsworth & his hair… is amazingly terrible.
Go grey, my dude! You aren’t convincing anyone that the top of your head is naturally… that!
#SNF
Go grey, my dude! You aren’t convincing anyone that the top of your head is naturally… that!
#SNF
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I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
what did ruth mean when she said her steakhouse was "chris"
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
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Jostens Class Ring for the Mavis Beacon School of Typing
Madre de Dios. A Redditor just asked for help identifying this obscure object.
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Jostens Class Ring for the Mavis Beacon School of Typing
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is complete hogwash
Motherfuckers. This is the car wash I frequent.
Fuck ICE
Fuck ICE
Liz Breadon, who represents Allston-Brighton on Boston City Council, called it the largest single raid she’s aware of in the neighborhood this year. She said, as far as she knows, all of the people detained had some form of legal immigration status.
https://bit.ly/49B6ZK8
https://bit.ly/49B6ZK8
ICE detains 9 at Allston-Brighton car wash in what could be neighborhood’s largest raid of the year
The local city councilor said, as far as she knows, all of the people detained had some form of legal immigration status.
www.wgbh.org
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Motherfuckers. This is the car wash I frequent.
Fuck ICE
Fuck ICE
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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Lots of good news tonight and let’s not forget about Michelle Wu winning reelection here in Boston unopposed after she trounced Josh Kraft 72-23 in the prelims and he dropped out.
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Lots of good news tonight and let’s not forget about Michelle Wu winning reelection here in Boston unopposed after she trounced Josh Kraft 72-23 in the prelims and he dropped out.
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SORRY THIS IS SO FUNNY THOUGH
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
SORRY THIS IS SO FUNNY THOUGH
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Time for my regular, yearly statement -
It should be illegal to get dark before 5pm
It should be illegal to get dark before 5pm
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Time for my regular, yearly statement -
It should be illegal to get dark before 5pm
It should be illegal to get dark before 5pm
I know where I'll be!!
LFG!
LFG!
A new era. A new energy. A new Legacy.
🗓️ Saturday, March 14, 2026
⏰ 12:30 PM
📍 Gillette Stadium
Be there when Boston Legacy FC makes history at its inaugural home opener. Tickets are on sale now.
🗓️ Saturday, March 14, 2026
⏰ 12:30 PM
📍 Gillette Stadium
Be there when Boston Legacy FC makes history at its inaugural home opener. Tickets are on sale now.
November 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I know where I'll be!!
LFG!
LFG!
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and the best part about all of this? the yankees don’t get to experience this feeling
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
and the best part about all of this? the yankees don’t get to experience this feeling
Question for the TUMS packaging design team.
How was it determined that, when tipping the container to grab a couple tablets, the ideal vessel should sound like - and make as much noise as - someone using a double bass drum pedal on a metal track?
There is absolutely no quiet way to grab any!
How was it determined that, when tipping the container to grab a couple tablets, the ideal vessel should sound like - and make as much noise as - someone using a double bass drum pedal on a metal track?
There is absolutely no quiet way to grab any!
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Question for the TUMS packaging design team.
How was it determined that, when tipping the container to grab a couple tablets, the ideal vessel should sound like - and make as much noise as - someone using a double bass drum pedal on a metal track?
There is absolutely no quiet way to grab any!
How was it determined that, when tipping the container to grab a couple tablets, the ideal vessel should sound like - and make as much noise as - someone using a double bass drum pedal on a metal track?
There is absolutely no quiet way to grab any!