Champagne
@champagne.blue
I am Champagne.
My first language is Sarcasm.
My first language is Sarcasm.
It’s a Ruff Life, y’all.
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It’s a Ruff Life, y’all.
I’m just grateful not to be boarding this green plane sitting at BOS.
October 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I’m just grateful not to be boarding this green plane sitting at BOS.
Gus & Otis checking in to say Hello to Murphy.
September 13, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Gus & Otis checking in to say Hello to Murphy.
Glad to see the good ol' USA doesn't have a monopoly on police being awful. Some of the footage of the arrests in London over the weekend is horrifying.
But, just look at these asshats looking chuffed while blocking a Banksy mural from view. Truly working for a safer London...
But, just look at these asshats looking chuffed while blocking a Banksy mural from view. Truly working for a safer London...
September 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Glad to see the good ol' USA doesn't have a monopoly on police being awful. Some of the footage of the arrests in London over the weekend is horrifying.
But, just look at these asshats looking chuffed while blocking a Banksy mural from view. Truly working for a safer London...
But, just look at these asshats looking chuffed while blocking a Banksy mural from view. Truly working for a safer London...
Sunset in Ottawa.
August 29, 2025
August 29, 2025
September 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Sunset in Ottawa.
August 29, 2025
August 29, 2025
Espresso Machine needs some TLC. So the Moka has been pulled into action.
August 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Espresso Machine needs some TLC. So the Moka has been pulled into action.
Beanbury is a great coffee shop in Roxbury, NJ.
There can not be that many businesses, let alone coffee shops, that started in the earliest days of the pandemic & is still in business - let alone thriving like this one appears to be.
There can not be that many businesses, let alone coffee shops, that started in the earliest days of the pandemic & is still in business - let alone thriving like this one appears to be.
August 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Beanbury is a great coffee shop in Roxbury, NJ.
There can not be that many businesses, let alone coffee shops, that started in the earliest days of the pandemic & is still in business - let alone thriving like this one appears to be.
There can not be that many businesses, let alone coffee shops, that started in the earliest days of the pandemic & is still in business - let alone thriving like this one appears to be.
A manhattan in Manhattan.
July 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A manhattan in Manhattan.
Ok JAX TSA.
I see you wrapping reams of paper in your dad jokes.
And I damn well approve.
I see you wrapping reams of paper in your dad jokes.
And I damn well approve.
July 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ok JAX TSA.
I see you wrapping reams of paper in your dad jokes.
And I damn well approve.
I see you wrapping reams of paper in your dad jokes.
And I damn well approve.
Ooof. Poor time for Hologram to be touting this on their homepage 🤣
July 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Ooof. Poor time for Hologram to be touting this on their homepage 🤣
Unfortunate time for me to be doing some maintenance and testing on devices that I rely on Hologram SIM cards to be online...
July 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Unfortunate time for me to be doing some maintenance and testing on devices that I rely on Hologram SIM cards to be online...
Hey, JetBlue. There might be such a thing as oversharing.
July 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hey, JetBlue. There might be such a thing as oversharing.
One of these dogs is trying very hard to cool off.
Both are still adorable - even if one is tongue difficient.
Both are still adorable - even if one is tongue difficient.
July 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
One of these dogs is trying very hard to cool off.
Both are still adorable - even if one is tongue difficient.
Both are still adorable - even if one is tongue difficient.
Oh just in the single boiler without a PID way. Critics are usually those that just want to turn the machine on, push a button, & get espresso without thinking. I enjoy the temp surfing process. If you don’t, modding with something like the Gaggiamate gets more temp stability.
July 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Oh just in the single boiler without a PID way. Critics are usually those that just want to turn the machine on, push a button, & get espresso without thinking. I enjoy the temp surfing process. If you don’t, modding with something like the Gaggiamate gets more temp stability.
“Sitting here wishing on a cement floor”
July 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
“Sitting here wishing on a cement floor”
Sunset in Salem, MA tonight - taken just after the start of the Miles Over the Moon 4 Miler.
July 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Sunset in Salem, MA tonight - taken just after the start of the Miles Over the Moon 4 Miler.
Timeline Cleanse; Dogs curled up & sleeping with each other.
July 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Timeline Cleanse; Dogs curled up & sleeping with each other.
uhhhh.... this was unexpected.
July 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
uhhhh.... this was unexpected.
Almost done with this bag of Rathskellar coffee beans from Pavement (tends to be my go-to house blend). But, time to switch it up.
What should I get next?
What should I get next?
July 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Almost done with this bag of Rathskellar coffee beans from Pavement (tends to be my go-to house blend). But, time to switch it up.
What should I get next?
What should I get next?
This is apparently the gateway to somone's psychotic break.
I just... do not understand any of what I've witnessed.
I just... do not understand any of what I've witnessed.
July 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is apparently the gateway to somone's psychotic break.
I just... do not understand any of what I've witnessed.
I just... do not understand any of what I've witnessed.
Why does this wallpaper exist?
Can you imagine waking up, still half drunk from the night before... you have to pee so bad, you flick on the lights - and THIS is the shit that assaults you!?
Can you imagine waking up, still half drunk from the night before... you have to pee so bad, you flick on the lights - and THIS is the shit that assaults you!?
July 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Why does this wallpaper exist?
Can you imagine waking up, still half drunk from the night before... you have to pee so bad, you flick on the lights - and THIS is the shit that assaults you!?
Can you imagine waking up, still half drunk from the night before... you have to pee so bad, you flick on the lights - and THIS is the shit that assaults you!?
I swear to you... this is the same fucking listing!
Someone decided they needed a castle feel for their entrance to the wine cellar?
You know what's fucked up? There are no photos of that bar/wine cellar. How bad can it be if there are no photos of it!?
Someone decided they needed a castle feel for their entrance to the wine cellar?
You know what's fucked up? There are no photos of that bar/wine cellar. How bad can it be if there are no photos of it!?
July 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I swear to you... this is the same fucking listing!
Someone decided they needed a castle feel for their entrance to the wine cellar?
You know what's fucked up? There are no photos of that bar/wine cellar. How bad can it be if there are no photos of it!?
Someone decided they needed a castle feel for their entrance to the wine cellar?
You know what's fucked up? There are no photos of that bar/wine cellar. How bad can it be if there are no photos of it!?
oh good the kitchen is normal... hahaha, nope. the bar stools are playing hide and seek or some shit?
Why is everything wood - except for the clear plastic stools? WTF?
Why is everything wood - except for the clear plastic stools? WTF?
July 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
oh good the kitchen is normal... hahaha, nope. the bar stools are playing hide and seek or some shit?
Why is everything wood - except for the clear plastic stools? WTF?
Why is everything wood - except for the clear plastic stools? WTF?