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I collect cookbooks and that is why my ass is fat
January 26, 2026 at 5:45 PM
PLS REPOST: Flock/Axon is what ICE uses They partnered with RING

In the ‘communities’ section of the Ring Acct mgmt it lists the agencies that can request data. They are all local, none federal. But ICE can get the data from them They don’t need a warrant but you do need to approve it. I opted out
How to Opt Out of Ring Sharing with Police? | Ring Community
Recently learned that Ring will share with police without warrant. New AI collaboration? How do we opt out?
community-ring.sprinklr.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Currently 7 snow blowers going at it on my street

There are only 3 houses
January 26, 2026 at 3:41 PM
…watch what you say, they'll be calling you a radical A liberal, oh, fanatical, criminal

Oh, won't you sign up your name? We'd like to feel you're acceptable
Respectable, oh, presentable, a vegetable…
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Me trying to travel in 2026
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
The window is so strong from the ocean. It blew all the snow off our cars. The driveway is clear in the front walkway is clear.

We didn’t shovel a snow blow because it was too windy
January 26, 2026 at 12:30 AM
January 26, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I have a shirt in my closet older than Drake Maye
January 26, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I made bagels. I rate them a 5 which is a major improvement over the ones I threw in the trash bin yesterday

I’m going to keep making them until they look like Einstein’s Bagels in Harvard Square 1997
January 25, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Chinase Food & Keno
January 25, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Breakfast Pizza
January 25, 2026 at 2:15 PM
No one wanted this house

Dumbasses
January 25, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Durgin Park Baked Bean Recipe for tomorrow’s crock pot
January 24, 2026 at 6:23 PM
They shot and killed a guy. They pinned him down and shot him 5 times
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Bagel FAIL
January 24, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Welp, now I know why every baked good I made was fkd up. I just found my 1 cup measuring cup in the flour bin.

I had been using a 3/4 cup measuring cup

#foodsky #baking #recipes
#homecooking #whatscooking
January 24, 2026 at 3:34 PM
This is why you can’t digest kale.

It’s still growing in 20° weather in Massachusetts
January 23, 2026 at 7:34 PM
My protest mittens
January 23, 2026 at 7:27 PM
If I did have any student loans I probably would use my Bluesky/IG handle on the paperwork you dumb fk

#scam
January 22, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Pasta from Italy. $1.99

PriceRite. Lynn MA
January 22, 2026 at 7:36 PM
January 21, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Meat Loaf Day
January 21, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 4:21 PM