Crasshole
@crisscooksstuff.bsky.social
I collect cookbooks and that is why my ass is fat
My favorite Thanksgiving video is when someone accidentally put the potato salad in the oven to bake it
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My favorite Thanksgiving video is when someone accidentally put the potato salad in the oven to bake it
Butterball says 2.5 hours, Google AI says 4.75 hours and Butterball Calculator says 3-3.5 hours
So apparently it’s a crap shoot now 🎲🎲
So apparently it’s a crap shoot now 🎲🎲
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Butterball says 2.5 hours, Google AI says 4.75 hours and Butterball Calculator says 3-3.5 hours
So apparently it’s a crap shoot now 🎲🎲
So apparently it’s a crap shoot now 🎲🎲
My neighbor has a huge Santa
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My neighbor has a huge Santa
Every day when Todd is on a meeting, Chloe sits on the laptop, but Todd is on vacation and she’s missing the meeting so she still sitting on the laptop
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Every day when Todd is on a meeting, Chloe sits on the laptop, but Todd is on vacation and she’s missing the meeting so she still sitting on the laptop
I woke up this morning & the Keurig stopped working so I said fk it & got out the French press & that broke, so I went downstairs & made a cup of coffee in the back up Keurig & the kcup grounds exploded so I said fk this shit & finally brewed a cup w/ the Nespresso
#EverythingITouchTurnsToShit
#EverythingITouchTurnsToShit
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I woke up this morning & the Keurig stopped working so I said fk it & got out the French press & that broke, so I went downstairs & made a cup of coffee in the back up Keurig & the kcup grounds exploded so I said fk this shit & finally brewed a cup w/ the Nespresso
#EverythingITouchTurnsToShit
#EverythingITouchTurnsToShit
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Leftover Menu
* Sweet Potato Gnocchi w/Sage Browned Butter
* Turkey Croquettes
* Turkey Tetrazzini
* Turkey Enchilada Soup
* Turkey & Dumpling
* Marry Me Turkey Soup w/Potato Gnocchi
* Sweet Potato Gnocchi w/Sage Browned Butter
* Turkey Croquettes
* Turkey Tetrazzini
* Turkey Enchilada Soup
* Turkey & Dumpling
* Marry Me Turkey Soup w/Potato Gnocchi
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Leftover Menu
* Sweet Potato Gnocchi w/Sage Browned Butter
* Turkey Croquettes
* Turkey Tetrazzini
* Turkey Enchilada Soup
* Turkey & Dumpling
* Marry Me Turkey Soup w/Potato Gnocchi
* Sweet Potato Gnocchi w/Sage Browned Butter
* Turkey Croquettes
* Turkey Tetrazzini
* Turkey Enchilada Soup
* Turkey & Dumpling
* Marry Me Turkey Soup w/Potato Gnocchi
3 unvaccinated babies died in Kentucky from whooping cough
I get my friggin CATS vaccinated so they won’t die or get diseases
I get my friggin CATS vaccinated so they won’t die or get diseases
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
3 unvaccinated babies died in Kentucky from whooping cough
I get my friggin CATS vaccinated so they won’t die or get diseases
I get my friggin CATS vaccinated so they won’t die or get diseases
Say no to charcuterie boards
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Say no to charcuterie boards
Convection oven
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Convection oven
I’m on my 5th Hallmark Christmas Movie today
I think I am developing bed sores
I think I am developing bed sores
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I’m on my 5th Hallmark Christmas Movie today
I think I am developing bed sores
I think I am developing bed sores
I live 1 hour away from where all the cranberries are grown in MA
My cranberries came from Canada
My cranberries came from Canada
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I live 1 hour away from where all the cranberries are grown in MA
My cranberries came from Canada
My cranberries came from Canada
Sears Wish Book 1989
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Sears Wish Book 1989
Tammy
Wakes me up at 4:30 am 😳
Wakes me up at 4:30 am 😳
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Tammy
Wakes me up at 4:30 am 😳
Wakes me up at 4:30 am 😳
I heated up my tortilla on the gas stove flame like an old abuela and I almost burnt the house down
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I heated up my tortilla on the gas stove flame like an old abuela and I almost burnt the house down
My husband just blamed Obama/Pelosi for something and I reminded him that Trump was president in 2019
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My husband just blamed Obama/Pelosi for something and I reminded him that Trump was president in 2019
I just saw someone go in a yard, take a turkey and leave
Apparently, my husband gave a turkey to one of his friends and didn’t tell me
I almost called the cops
Apparently, my husband gave a turkey to one of his friends and didn’t tell me
I almost called the cops
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I just saw someone go in a yard, take a turkey and leave
Apparently, my husband gave a turkey to one of his friends and didn’t tell me
I almost called the cops
Apparently, my husband gave a turkey to one of his friends and didn’t tell me
I almost called the cops
She thinks she thought of this idea but we all know Secret Squirrel did it first
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
She thinks she thought of this idea but we all know Secret Squirrel did it first
Nightshade Noodle Bar
Michelin Recommended
Michelin Recommended
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Nightshade Noodle Bar
Michelin Recommended
Michelin Recommended
I just got in bed because I thought it was past 9 pm
It’s 7:14 pm
It’s 7:14 pm
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I just got in bed because I thought it was past 9 pm
It’s 7:14 pm
It’s 7:14 pm
My neighbor bought all the barstools from Hawthorne by the Sea at the auction
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My neighbor bought all the barstools from Hawthorne by the Sea at the auction
Strategy
1. Get all of GOP to vote yay
2. Don’t veto
3. Switch blame to DOJ
4. DOJ states “active investigation” to delay and/or over redact info. Also lose/delete/destroy data
Victims & Families release data/list
1. Get all of GOP to vote yay
2. Don’t veto
3. Switch blame to DOJ
4. DOJ states “active investigation” to delay and/or over redact info. Also lose/delete/destroy data
Victims & Families release data/list
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Strategy
1. Get all of GOP to vote yay
2. Don’t veto
3. Switch blame to DOJ
4. DOJ states “active investigation” to delay and/or over redact info. Also lose/delete/destroy data
Victims & Families release data/list
1. Get all of GOP to vote yay
2. Don’t veto
3. Switch blame to DOJ
4. DOJ states “active investigation” to delay and/or over redact info. Also lose/delete/destroy data
Victims & Families release data/list