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backend services engineer • Twitter alum • movie nerd • machete order guy • remote work zealot • facts my own & disguised as opinions
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It's me, the guy from the screenshot about Elon's cars and rockets
X counts a view as any time a post appears to someone. So even if someone scrolls right past it in their timeline, that counts as a view.
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Stranger Things has been off for so long that I forgot my client was still set to download it and was shocked to see it show up.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Your taxes paid for $851,344 in overtime alone to FBI agents to scrub Trump's name from the Epstein files.

www.thedailybeast.com/fbis-frantic...
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Trump's ICE goon rejects hired off the street and failing basic fitness tests aren't about to storm into a nest of actual criminals where they could get hurt. They're targeting churches, schools, work sites, and neighborhoods because those people aren't going to fight them.
This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"Oh, Rod joined the meeting. I'm glad you're here because this is very much in your wheelhouse."

-Meeting attendee seconds before I realize I clicked the wrong link and joined the wrong meeting, and am about to leave.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Sean Duffy wanting to "bring civility back" to airline travel the same week that Trump called a woman "piggy" on an airplane is pretty amazing.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Yet another unforced error. Kelly had largely been backburnered out of the public eye after he wasn't chosen as Kamala's VP.

This will force him into national prominence, just like Trump's nonsense against Newsom and Pritzker. Then man is unintentionally helping fill the Democratic bench.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 1d
Sen. Mark Kelly told NPR "it just doesn't make any sense" for him to face a military court-martial after he and other Democratic lawmakers released a video reminding active-duty troops that they don't have to follow illegal orders.
Sen. Mark Kelly: Trump and Hegseth don't 'understand the Constitution'
Sen. Mark Kelly, D-Ariz., and other congressional Democrats released a video last week letting service members know they can refuse illegal orders. Kelly is now being investigated for misconduct.
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I think you have to be straight-up bad at math to disbelieve Aliens *EXIST*.

But you also have to be bad at math to believe that they exist at the same time as humanity at distances to our planet that could be physically traversable within the time span of our existence so far.
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I know this isn't the point but it makes me laugh so much every time someone says "hung" when they mean "hanged".

Anyway here are some guys angrily talking about how big Polis's and Weisner's dicks are.
"I think all of these people should be tried for treason and hung. I think Jared Polis should be hung. I think Jena Griswold should be hung. I think Phil Weiser should be hung. I think they should hang by their neck until dead," said MAGA activist and Tina Peters ally Joe Oltmann
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Reposted by Rod Hilton
Rebranding inflation as “the affordability crisis” is a gift to Trump as it makes this out to be a new problem as opposed to the problem he claimed he was going to solve but instead made worse.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 AM
What must it look like to the aliens that we are feeding machines the water that we need to survive as a species?

Like you'd have to conclude the robots were in charge and we are placating our tin gods or something.
The volume of water needed to cool the servers in data centers has become a nationwide resource issue.

Volume isn’t the most pressing problem in Morrow County, however. The issue is pollution, which Amazon’s data centers have exacerbated since its arrival.

🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If I invite you to a party and you show up and take a picture of me and tell your phone to call me fat and ugly, then just tell it to keep using more and more slurs, you're never getting invited anywhere unless you're a multi-billionaire.

Which I think explains a lot about Musk's social situation.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Reposted by Rod Hilton
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Reposted by Rod Hilton
🚨BREAKING: A federal judge Monday dismissed the Department of Justice’s (DOJ) cases against FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, finding that the prosecutor President Donald Trump handpicked to bring charges against them had been unlawfully serving since September.
Federal Judge Dismisses Trump’s Political Prosecutions of former FBI Chief Comey, NY AG James
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Reposted by Rod Hilton
Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
One really convenient thing about this era of American life is that people no longer have to wonder what kind of German they'd have been in the 1930's.
MIAMI — picking up on the open racism Trump has unleashed, racist lady blocks brown Americans from leaving a garage and tries to wait for ICE to get there
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Have these idiots been on a commercial plane since 1962?

Make flying look like this again and I’ll wear a tuxedo
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Well, sure. I mean, it was so effective and efficient, their work is already done.

www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Elon Musk actually did something good, by accident.

www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Reposted by Rod Hilton
They planned to force him to crash or shoot him for recording their crimes. They then accused him of assaulting them. www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/c...
ICE video shows officers planned to ‘smash’ into Charlotte man filming Border Patrol
Immigration agents had a 12-pack of Modelos in their car while making arrests, Miguel Angel Garcia Martinez told investigators.
www.charlotteobserver.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
no fucking way
When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
lol even Trump got the pants charmed off him by Mamdani
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Reposted by Rod Hilton
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM