Rod Hilton
@rodhilton.com
backend services engineer • Twitter alum • movie nerd • machete order guy • remote work zealot • facts my own & disguised as opinions
“Be respectful on the airplane!”
Meanwhile, the airplane:
Meanwhile, the airplane:
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Be respectful on the airplane!”
Meanwhile, the airplane:
Meanwhile, the airplane:
Have these idiots been on a commercial plane since 1962?
Make flying look like this again and I’ll wear a tuxedo
Make flying look like this again and I’ll wear a tuxedo
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Have these idiots been on a commercial plane since 1962?
Make flying look like this again and I’ll wear a tuxedo
Make flying look like this again and I’ll wear a tuxedo
I would be fascinated to learn what post I could have possibly made to get me on this list.
clearsky.app has been as confusing as it has been eye-opening
clearsky.app has been as confusing as it has been eye-opening
November 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I would be fascinated to learn what post I could have possibly made to get me on this list.
clearsky.app has been as confusing as it has been eye-opening
clearsky.app has been as confusing as it has been eye-opening
I hate these so much. Ha ha, you got me with your stupid trick, whatever.
November 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I hate these so much. Ha ha, you got me with your stupid trick, whatever.
Just gotta share the funniest thing I've ever seen someone do for Halloween.
No, there was not also a bowl of candy. This was it.
No, there was not also a bowl of candy. This was it.
November 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Just gotta share the funniest thing I've ever seen someone do for Halloween.
No, there was not also a bowl of candy. This was it.
No, there was not also a bowl of candy. This was it.
Can we just convince all these people to move to Florida and then... like...
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Can we just convince all these people to move to Florida and then... like...
Did... did Trump see the sketch posted online, and out of fear of another assassination attempt, decide to build a ballroom in the exact location that would obstruct the line of sight it illustrates?
This is the exact footprint of the proposed ballroom:
This is the exact footprint of the proposed ballroom:
October 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Did... did Trump see the sketch posted online, and out of fear of another assassination attempt, decide to build a ballroom in the exact location that would obstruct the line of sight it illustrates?
This is the exact footprint of the proposed ballroom:
This is the exact footprint of the proposed ballroom:
The gag in that sketch is that Trevor Moore acknowledges that it's illegal to say you want to kill the president, and even more illegal to show a diagram of how, while doing just that.
This is the diagram he shows:
This is the diagram he shows:
October 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The gag in that sketch is that Trevor Moore acknowledges that it's illegal to say you want to kill the president, and even more illegal to show a diagram of how, while doing just that.
This is the diagram he shows:
This is the diagram he shows:
mmmmm I'm trying to do some good but not THAT good
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
mmmmm I'm trying to do some good but not THAT good
There's not much that needs to be said that Trump posting a video of himself dumping his shit on the American flag doesn't say for me.
October 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
There's not much that needs to be said that Trump posting a video of himself dumping his shit on the American flag doesn't say for me.
I'm all-but-certain these firings were AI decisions that were followed blindly.
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
October 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm all-but-certain these firings were AI decisions that were followed blindly.
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
I asked Goodreads to delete it, but it was apparently a very popular/active list, so they weren't willing to so.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I asked Goodreads to delete it, but it was apparently a very popular/active list, so they weren't willing to so.
Goodreads has revoked my status as a Librarian, which I had forgotten I had been granted in the first place.
Which reminded me of the funny story for why I was even a Librarian in the first place.
🧵
Which reminded me of the funny story for why I was even a Librarian in the first place.
🧵
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Goodreads has revoked my status as a Librarian, which I had forgotten I had been granted in the first place.
Which reminded me of the funny story for why I was even a Librarian in the first place.
🧵
Which reminded me of the funny story for why I was even a Librarian in the first place.
🧵
This is how you knew he was a MAGA guy right away:
September 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This is how you knew he was a MAGA guy right away:
You're not at home. You're at WORK. It's not supposed to feel like home, home is supposed to feel like home. Your co-workers are not your family, that's what your family is for. Family won't fire you for having a slow quarter. You're a resource.
www.businessinsider.com/gusto-ceo-jo...
www.businessinsider.com/gusto-ceo-jo...
September 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
You're not at home. You're at WORK. It's not supposed to feel like home, home is supposed to feel like home. Your co-workers are not your family, that's what your family is for. Family won't fire you for having a slow quarter. You're a resource.
www.businessinsider.com/gusto-ceo-jo...
www.businessinsider.com/gusto-ceo-jo...
September 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
September 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This guy is so fuckin stupid jfc
September 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This guy is so fuckin stupid jfc
I want this card simply because I think it's so bizarre Wizards are printing it. If I went back in time 2 years and showed my younger self this card, I'd think it was a meme created with a MTGA card generator. It looks like it should have a silver border.
September 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I want this card simply because I think it's so bizarre Wizards are printing it. If I went back in time 2 years and showed my younger self this card, I'd think it was a meme created with a MTGA card generator. It looks like it should have a silver border.
Knowing the "no iPhones for villains" Apple rule is kind of a cheat code at predicting what's going to happen in your favorite shows and movies.
September 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Knowing the "no iPhones for villains" Apple rule is kind of a cheat code at predicting what's going to happen in your favorite shows and movies.
