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Guy who invented cheese: check out this amazing new food

Guy who'd been looking for a way to get people to smile for photos: oh hell yeah
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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a prostitute in Norway is called a leif blower
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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My energy today is mostly decorative.
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Good news!

Gut bacteria in reptiles and amphibians have #cancer fighting properties and a specific one attacks tumor tissue while amping up the immune response, enlisting extra help from T cells, B cells, and neutrophils to shrink tumors, sometimes completely.

www.sciencealert.com/powerful-ant...
Powerful Anti-Cancer Drug Discovered Inside Japanese Tree Frog
Scientists have discovered a promising new approach to fighting cancer in the gut bacteria of a Japanese tree frog, with one strain completely shrinking tumors in mice, with no severe side effects.
www.sciencealert.com
December 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
The stewardess asking you if you’re willing and able to open the emergency door in the exit row is the wrong time for imposter syndrome…. @alaskaairlines.bsky.social #flying
December 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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here it’s not doomscrolling it’s a cringe binge
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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one thing to know about me is that i want you to shut up
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Guy at my work has discovered that you can say 'jizz' instead of 'cheers' and no-one will notice. Except me. So instead of 'hi' I've been saying 'on my face'. I'm not sure who's winning here.
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Happy Festivus for the rest of us. Meatloaf has been consumed, so let the "airing of grievances" begin.

I am disappointed with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for their gross incompetence of not voting in the band Boston. You insolent genetic misfires! It's the best debut rock album of all time.
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Why choose self loathing when other loathing is right there?
December 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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[taking communion] "leave the bottle"
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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He asked for a quickie and I said “as opposed to what,” so now we’re fighting I guess.
December 10, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Overheard a kid on the bus - his mate goes, "you wee cunt you fell asleep" and the kid's like "nah, i was just being nonchalant"

Anyway i'm stealing this line for work
December 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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The Seahawks, Rams *and* Niners all clinching a playoff spot by week 16 is wild.
December 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Listen, I can be ignored anywhere, but I choose here.
December 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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every day i try to be the best version of myself until someone upsets me and then i try to be the worst
December 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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It’s cute you think the disco is the only place I panic
November 16, 2024 at 9:11 AM
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Beautiful work.
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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See alt text.
December 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/re...

Halle Gilbert - you’re perfect just the way you are. Call me maybe? #wsj #swag #swaggap
Young Daters Confront a Relationship Killer: The ‘Swag Gap’
Gen Z has strong feelings about the stylistic imbalance that can doom a courtship; ‘It felt like a smack in the face.’
www.wsj.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM