Jake Williams
@malwarejake.bsky.social
Breaker of software, responder of incidents, IANS Faculty, VP R&D Hunter Strategy.
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Someone else fxcking up - or being a horrible person - does not absolve you of responsibility for using your brain, nor does it excuse believing something because it's convenient or easy or you think ""they deserve it"" no matter the reason.
Be better than that which you rail against.
Be better than that which you rail against.
Don't fall down that hole. It is the FBI's job to sort through the leads and run them down, not ours. We have a right to believe everything in the files pertaining to Trump.
December 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Someone else fxcking up - or being a horrible person - does not absolve you of responsibility for using your brain, nor does it excuse believing something because it's convenient or easy or you think ""they deserve it"" no matter the reason.
Be better than that which you rail against.
Be better than that which you rail against.
This story is just chef's kiss...
This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
December 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This story is just chef's kiss...
As an incident responder who bills by the hour, I endorse this message. Keep shipping "slop that works" - my kid's college fund thanks you!
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
As an incident responder who bills by the hour, I endorse this message. Keep shipping "slop that works" - my kid's college fund thanks you!
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Anticircumvention laws were always bullshit, and now they’re pointless bullshit.
Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
December 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Anticircumvention laws were always bullshit, and now they’re pointless bullshit.
Criminals and thugs - and somehow more than normal this time...
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Criminals and thugs - and somehow more than normal this time...
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Oh come on
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Oh come on
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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Anticircumvention laws are some of the biggest horseshit in modern copyright legislation, so repealing them would be an absolutely massive win for humanity as a whole. Really hope this catches on worldwide!
Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Anticircumvention laws are some of the biggest horseshit in modern copyright legislation, so repealing them would be an absolutely massive win for humanity as a whole. Really hope this catches on worldwide!
Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
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I can’t believe they’re doing this to the only person on earth who’s won the FIFA peace prize.
President Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process. trib.al/LUCScTR
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I can’t believe they’re doing this to the only person on earth who’s won the FIFA peace prize.
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You'd think this would have been the first document from the Epstein files that they'd release
December 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
You'd think this would have been the first document from the Epstein files that they'd release
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NBC it's very sweet to put that in a push alert but most people do not know who that is
December 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
NBC it's very sweet to put that in a push alert but most people do not know who that is
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Biddle, Sam. 2025. “10 Companies Have Already Made $1 Million as ICE Bounty Hunters. We Found Them.” The Intercept. December 23, 2025. theintercept.com/2025/12/23/i...
#ICE #BountyHunters #immigration @theintercept.com
#ICE #BountyHunters #immigration @theintercept.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Biddle, Sam. 2025. “10 Companies Have Already Made $1 Million as ICE Bounty Hunters. We Found Them.” The Intercept. December 23, 2025. theintercept.com/2025/12/23/i...
#ICE #BountyHunters #immigration @theintercept.com
#ICE #BountyHunters #immigration @theintercept.com
This needs to be a children's book.
How the Trump Stole Literally Everything
December 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This needs to be a children's book.
I legit will never understand why some people have a commercial grade can opener with 600 settings (none of them "just open the f*cking can"). And inevitably, it's right next to some cheap-ass cookware that guarantees whatever was in the can is getting ruined...
In every Boomer's kitchen is either a can opener that no longer works or a needlessly elaborate can opener that is "more convenient" but incredibly opaque to understand. There will be no other can opener.
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I legit will never understand why some people have a commercial grade can opener with 600 settings (none of them "just open the f*cking can"). And inevitably, it's right next to some cheap-ass cookware that guarantees whatever was in the can is getting ruined...
Sports betting will be a major contributor to the downfall of America.
There’s absolutely no reason that we need people talking about parlays on national TV. I swear gambling is going to become an even bigger problem with the recession.
December 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Sports betting will be a major contributor to the downfall of America.
After Mary was hit with "less lethal" munitions while being taken into custody...
Christmas except Jesus wasn't born because Mary had a miscarriage in an ICE detention center
December 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
After Mary was hit with "less lethal" munitions while being taken into custody...
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Sweet, RAM price drop in a year or two. www.neowin.net/news/samsung...
Samsung executives and employees indicted over leaking 10nm DRAM technology to China
China could be the next major player in the DRAM market, thanks to technology allegedly misappropriated from Samsung.
www.neowin.net
December 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Sweet, RAM price drop in a year or two. www.neowin.net/news/samsung...
This isn't innovation, it's tax fraud as a service.
Another new a16z idea: giving letters of medical necessity to anybody so they can commit tax fraud
Between funding social media bot farms, crypto, and prediction markets, this company represents the new era where tech is mostly just for fraud
Between funding social media bot farms, crypto, and prediction markets, this company represents the new era where tech is mostly just for fraud
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This isn't innovation, it's tax fraud as a service.
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brb, heading to a nice restaurant (as I usually do) to order dessert so I can ruin pathetically insecure weirdos' dining experiences.
December 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
brb, heading to a nice restaurant (as I usually do) to order dessert so I can ruin pathetically insecure weirdos' dining experiences.
Fuck ICE.
Monsters one and all.
Monsters one and all.
ICE is breaking up families on Christmas. So here are a few of their NY state license plates:
GSS2913
JCF8459
JGA1701
KDF4175
KHB9009
KRB7044
KTS7406
KTY4420
KVC9143
KVF9689
KWC9119
KWC9143
KWL5836
KWX9632
KXX2516
KZF3496
LBJ8897
LBX2697
LDY3457
LEN4816
LJB8929
LJN1327
LJN1370
LXT1388
More soon!
GSS2913
JCF8459
JGA1701
KDF4175
KHB9009
KRB7044
KTS7406
KTY4420
KVC9143
KVF9689
KWC9119
KWC9143
KWL5836
KWX9632
KXX2516
KZF3496
LBJ8897
LBX2697
LDY3457
LEN4816
LJB8929
LJN1327
LJN1370
LXT1388
More soon!
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Fuck ICE.
Monsters one and all.
Monsters one and all.
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Piracy is preservation
Piracy is praxis
Piracy is praxis
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Piracy is preservation
Piracy is praxis
Piracy is praxis
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This is a constant issue, and I hate it. Every new JFK (re-)release inevitably results in people (and journalists!) talking about documents that have been public for years or even decades as if it were new.
Usually this accompanied by a recycling of conspiracy theories that miss the real corruption
Usually this accompanied by a recycling of conspiracy theories that miss the real corruption
The court document below is NOT new. I reprinted it in my 2020 book HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT when discussing Trump's history with Epstein. Others also covered it. It was publicly available. Garland of course knew too and protected Trump. And Dems protected and defended Garland. Why pretend otherwise?
Merrick Garland hid this from us for 4 YEARS,
and allowed this disgusting monster to be reelected
and allowed this disgusting monster to be reelected
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This is a constant issue, and I hate it. Every new JFK (re-)release inevitably results in people (and journalists!) talking about documents that have been public for years or even decades as if it were new.
Usually this accompanied by a recycling of conspiracy theories that miss the real corruption
Usually this accompanied by a recycling of conspiracy theories that miss the real corruption
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I’ve heard most journalists and politicians say that Trump hasn’t been directly accused of wrongdoing or implicated in the Epstein Files.
But, there are repeated instances of Trump being directly named as a perpetrator—by victims and by Epstein. It’s not circumstantial, it’s direct.
But, there are repeated instances of Trump being directly named as a perpetrator—by victims and by Epstein. It’s not circumstantial, it’s direct.
December 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’ve heard most journalists and politicians say that Trump hasn’t been directly accused of wrongdoing or implicated in the Epstein Files.
But, there are repeated instances of Trump being directly named as a perpetrator—by victims and by Epstein. It’s not circumstantial, it’s direct.
But, there are repeated instances of Trump being directly named as a perpetrator—by victims and by Epstein. It’s not circumstantial, it’s direct.