Jake Williams
@malwarejake.bsky.social
Breaker of software, responder of incidents, IANS Faculty, VP R&D Hunter Strategy.
If you read this and knew nothing else of the US, you could rightly conclude the US is a Christian theocracy.
November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If you read this and knew nothing else of the US, you could rightly conclude the US is a Christian theocracy.
Huge pumpkin (2741 pounds) carving in Times Square.
October 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Huge pumpkin (2741 pounds) carving in Times Square.
Tell me this order number doesn't look almost fake...
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Tell me this order number doesn't look almost fake...
There is zero chance I can terminate a LAN cable in under two minutes, let alone 52 seconds. @saintcon.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
There is zero chance I can terminate a LAN cable in under two minutes, let alone 52 seconds. @saintcon.bsky.social
No surprises here. The sidewalks were clean because the Soros employee handbook prohibits littering while on the job.
P.S. I'm still waiting on my check... :(
P.S. I'm still waiting on my check... :(
October 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
No surprises here. The sidewalks were clean because the Soros employee handbook prohibits littering while on the job.
P.S. I'm still waiting on my check... :(
P.S. I'm still waiting on my check... :(
True story and *definitely* the plot of WarGames - @rayredacted.com at @saintcon.bsky.social.
October 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
True story and *definitely* the plot of WarGames - @rayredacted.com at @saintcon.bsky.social.
I'm pretty sure there's some kind of inception going on here with @rayredacted.com at @saintcon.bsky.social.
October 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm pretty sure there's some kind of inception going on here with @rayredacted.com at @saintcon.bsky.social.
It's @rayredacted.com doing his fantastic talk at @saintcon.bsky.social!
October 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It's @rayredacted.com doing his fantastic talk at @saintcon.bsky.social!
Go home Google - you're drunk...
October 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Go home Google - you're drunk...
This just reeks of desperation.
Only 10% of IT deployments are successful? I'm going to need to see some receipts on that one.
fortune.com/2025/10/21/a...
Only 10% of IT deployments are successful? I'm going to need to see some receipts on that one.
fortune.com/2025/10/21/a...
October 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
This just reeks of desperation.
Only 10% of IT deployments are successful? I'm going to need to see some receipts on that one.
fortune.com/2025/10/21/a...
Only 10% of IT deployments are successful? I'm going to need to see some receipts on that one.
fortune.com/2025/10/21/a...
I'm going to have to challenge you on the claim that taking out a single boat saves hundreds of thousands of American lives (and so would anyone remotely mathematically literate).
October 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I'm going to have to challenge you on the claim that taking out a single boat saves hundreds of thousands of American lives (and so would anyone remotely mathematically literate).
Another solid entry from today's signage.
October 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Another solid entry from today's signage.
Haven't seen this protest sign (or any variation of it) before today.
October 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Haven't seen this protest sign (or any variation of it) before today.
Probably the best protest sign of the day.
October 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Probably the best protest sign of the day.
Solid protest sign.
October 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Solid protest sign.
Message of the day.
October 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Message of the day.
Can someone with ADS-B tell me what the black helicopter circling downtown Annapolis this morning is? It's totally killing an otherwise quiet morning in the kayak...
October 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Can someone with ADS-B tell me what the black helicopter circling downtown Annapolis this morning is? It's totally killing an otherwise quiet morning in the kayak...
Fam, I need help. What exactly is going on here?! Wrong answers only...
October 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Fam, I need help. What exactly is going on here?! Wrong answers only...
Do I NEED an oilskin duster and an outback hat? Of course not. But I do own both now just in case I'm ever called to a gunfight or something...
October 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Do I NEED an oilskin duster and an outback hat? Of course not. But I do own both now just in case I'm ever called to a gunfight or something...
NGL, I sort of want to buy this, but I'm a bit concerned it might be offensive to Vietnam War vets...
October 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
NGL, I sort of want to buy this, but I'm a bit concerned it might be offensive to Vietnam War vets...
"No Beverage's!"
October 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"No Beverage's!"