Dylan “The Turkeynator” Sanchez
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Dylan “The Turkeynator” Sanchez
@captain-ventris.itch.io
Queer author, Doom enthusiast, big ole’ nerd. He/Him. On Mastodon as @CaptainVentris@mastodon.online

Currently working on The Garden of Order book trilogy, and the UZDoom mod ZDoom Wars 2.
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Buy my writing on Amazon (paperback and kindle format):

www.amazon.com/author/dylan...

Or Itch.io (PDF and ePub format):

captain-ventris.itch.io

I am also helping to create the FPS/RTS hybrid mod, ZDoom Wars 2, whose official account is @zdoomwars2.bsky.social
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extremely Medieval King coded in a way i cannot help but respect
he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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i also wona b whorin
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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If I was a pope I would never let JD Vance anywhere near me.
NEW: Peter Thiel, JD Vance’s top donor and one of Silicon Valley’s most powerful men, recently called Pope Leo XIV a tool of the Antichrist — and directly told the vice president not to listen to him.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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The New York Times is never going to recapture the magic of Wordle.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Goodnight!
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I have created a transparent status bar replacement for UZDoom. Even the automap is transparent! It works with Doom, Freedoom, Chex Quest, and Adventures of Square.
If you are playing a supported Doom mapset, different status bar gfx will automatically load, like for BTSX.
github.com/SeventhSenti...
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.

It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.

It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.

Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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We are looking for translators for the first episode of Bunlith show!

Translators, please send your rate and examples of previous published work to the attached email address (past published work is mandatory. If you have no examples of previous published work, please do not send an email!)
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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If you don't get that the "yucky porn games" are the gateway to censor further media that YOU personally think is acceptable, you need to get your head out of your ass. They're trying to divide people into smaller groups so their collective power is also smaller. Kill the cop in your head.
Already seeing folks say, "Well, HORSES isn't YUCKY PORN like other games are, so..." which is super frustrating.

Now is NOT the time to be throwing the hentai games you happen not to like under the bus. Your rage should be directly at payment processors.

Join the fight
stop-paypros.neocities.org
Stop payment processors from censoring games!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I always want to ask people about their holiday goings-on because mine all rule, but I realize for a lot of people it’s a touchy subject.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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the numbers don't lie—thanksgiving simply does not exist
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Go follow the official account for the multiplayer UZDoom mod I’m working on with a co-dev! It’s going to be insanity! The account itself is generally stupid during the week. I work on this on weekends. Anyway, go follow it
The Flembrane is in. It’s going to be really good for a decent price point since it’s immobile. It’s special thing is that, if you USE it, it spawns destructible Flem walls to either side, allowing it to bar gates, create choke points, etc.

#Gamedev #UZDoom #ZDWars2 #Doom
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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me playing doom 3 on a sumerian tablet: i can't see a thing, i'll open this one
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Ubisoft, face covered in bruises, once again extends leg confidently towards end of rake:

aftermath.site/ubisoft-ai-tea...
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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officer: sir did you see that stop sign at the last intersection

me: [dismissively] stopslop
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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earlier today heather opened the spice cabinet, pulled out a new pepper shaker, and said "i'll open this one" and i immediately had to explain the sumerian dog joke to her
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Tucker Carlson out here just saying stuff that would get a Columbia student blackbagged
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I wish they had chatgpt when i was 1. I sucked at babbling
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM