Chito (reads like Cheeto)
@caldodefrijol.bsky.social
Liking and reposting (I'm doing my part 🫡)
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i wish a motherfucker would (have a lovely day)
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i wish a motherfucker would (have a lovely day)
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*gives you a fist bump and a star sticker after sex
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
*gives you a fist bump and a star sticker after sex
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I don't use marijuana recreationally I use it competitively
December 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I don't use marijuana recreationally I use it competitively
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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AI Bro from yesterday blocked me. I get that he was upset that people mocked his profession and said it was bad and useless.
There’s no way that would ever happen to me, someone with a theater degree
There’s no way that would ever happen to me, someone with a theater degree
December 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
AI Bro from yesterday blocked me. I get that he was upset that people mocked his profession and said it was bad and useless.
There’s no way that would ever happen to me, someone with a theater degree
There’s no way that would ever happen to me, someone with a theater degree
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The butterflies in my stomach are now drinking my spinal fluid
December 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The butterflies in my stomach are now drinking my spinal fluid
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2026 is gonna be my year
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
2026 is gonna be my year
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thank you for your beautiful Christmas card which I have given a full 8 minutes before turning into a makeshift coaster
December 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
thank you for your beautiful Christmas card which I have given a full 8 minutes before turning into a makeshift coaster
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Polyamory? I barely soloamory.
December 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Polyamory? I barely soloamory.
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did the bluesky find a friend thing, turns out he was right there in the trunk where i left him
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
did the bluesky find a friend thing, turns out he was right there in the trunk where i left him
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my skircle is pics of various meats and cheeses
December 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
my skircle is pics of various meats and cheeses
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i offered you the bones of my enemies pls respond
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i offered you the bones of my enemies pls respond
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i love how excited my dogs get when i’m on the floor it’s as though i’ve entered their country and they want to welcome me
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i love how excited my dogs get when i’m on the floor it’s as though i’ve entered their country and they want to welcome me
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oh ur an influencer huh, how about you influence my penis with your mouth
December 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
oh ur an influencer huh, how about you influence my penis with your mouth
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
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interrupting the ghost of christmas present mid-lesson to expound on the national security implications of his remote viewing abilities
December 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
interrupting the ghost of christmas present mid-lesson to expound on the national security implications of his remote viewing abilities
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Impress your crush by mailing them Google Earth photos of their house
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Impress your crush by mailing them Google Earth photos of their house
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
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Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
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if the sky was raining titties I’d get hit with a dick
December 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
if the sky was raining titties I’d get hit with a dick
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This is my emotional support thirty pack of beer. Please respect my therapy at this trying time.
December 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This is my emotional support thirty pack of beer. Please respect my therapy at this trying time.
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[gathering my friends] fellas, we're gonna ocean's 11 my dad's liquor cabinet
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
[gathering my friends] fellas, we're gonna ocean's 11 my dad's liquor cabinet
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Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.
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Nipples are the windows to the soul, so they say.
December 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Nipples are the windows to the soul, so they say.