Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush
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She/her. Chicago. Former video store lackey, current dairy queen. Angry pedestrian. Cat mom. Old movie weirdo. I'd rather be at the (goth) club
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Thought someone was joking when they said it was tension between sitters and standers, but looked it up and that is exactly what it was.
But its no laughing matter: someone might have thrown out their back trying to lean forward and grumble at their opponent.
But its no laughing matter: someone might have thrown out their back trying to lean forward and grumble at their opponent.
You gotta go pick up your uncle, yeah he mixed up his medicines and went crazy yelling about Uncle Tupelo songs again
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Thought someone was joking when they said it was tension between sitters and standers, but looked it up and that is exactly what it was.
But its no laughing matter: someone might have thrown out their back trying to lean forward and grumble at their opponent.
But its no laughing matter: someone might have thrown out their back trying to lean forward and grumble at their opponent.
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AKA: Why does everybody have ADHD now
Sometimes I think about how for much of history everyone was medicated on booze, nicotine, cocaine, hasish, opiates, amphetamines, etc., and now we're all expected to just be out here raw-dogging life
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
AKA: Why does everybody have ADHD now
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doctor: ma'am i'm afraid we can't save your husband. the groove spread from his blood stream. groove is in the heart.
wife: [sobbing] dig
wife: [sobbing] dig
November 24, 2024 at 4:04 PM
doctor: ma'am i'm afraid we can't save your husband. the groove spread from his blood stream. groove is in the heart.
wife: [sobbing] dig
wife: [sobbing] dig
Hanging out in cemeteries is a Goth Kid rite of passage
Graceland Cemetery seems to have a few black squirrels now. On recent visits, I've seen two or three of them in various places.
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hanging out in cemeteries is a Goth Kid rite of passage
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Graceland Cemetery seems to have a few black squirrels now. On recent visits, I've seen two or three of them in various places.
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Graceland Cemetery seems to have a few black squirrels now. On recent visits, I've seen two or three of them in various places.
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sick horn bro- that shit o-plenty?
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
sick horn bro- that shit o-plenty?
My mother-in-law is a huge Queen fan and last year we watched the 1985 Live Aid performance on her big TV/sound system and i hope we get to do that again. It brings (joyous) tears to my eyes every time
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My mother-in-law is a huge Queen fan and last year we watched the 1985 Live Aid performance on her big TV/sound system and i hope we get to do that again. It brings (joyous) tears to my eyes every time
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Today (24 November) marks the passing of Freddie Mercury, lead vocalist and pianist of the rock band Queen. He remains regarded as one of the greatest singers in the history of rock music.
📷 Getty
📷 Getty
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Today (24 November) marks the passing of Freddie Mercury, lead vocalist and pianist of the rock band Queen. He remains regarded as one of the greatest singers in the history of rock music.
📷 Getty
📷 Getty
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Same angle 62 years later
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Same angle 62 years later
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Saying this but to a computer
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Saying this but to a computer
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Big bodega cat
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Big bodega cat
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Having an affair with a member of the Kennedy family in the 1960s: steamy, exciting, capable of creating viral moments, everyone is jealous
Having an affair with a member of the Kennedy family in the 2024: creepy, off-putting, apparently "non-sexual", everyone is retching
Having an affair with a member of the Kennedy family in the 2024: creepy, off-putting, apparently "non-sexual", everyone is retching
September 20, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Having an affair with a member of the Kennedy family in the 1960s: steamy, exciting, capable of creating viral moments, everyone is jealous
Having an affair with a member of the Kennedy family in the 2024: creepy, off-putting, apparently "non-sexual", everyone is retching
Having an affair with a member of the Kennedy family in the 2024: creepy, off-putting, apparently "non-sexual", everyone is retching
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
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“Now, step one is getting invited to a party and we are very close to figuring out how Grok can help you do that”
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“Now, step one is getting invited to a party and we are very close to figuring out how Grok can help you do that”
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(loudly within earshot of the universe) yeah they’re saying probably nothing crazy will happen today and everything will be incredibly normal
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
(loudly within earshot of the universe) yeah they’re saying probably nothing crazy will happen today and everything will be incredibly normal
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Jimmy Cliff has passed away, aged 81. A great loss to music, although Cliff was a man of many talents. Rest in power!
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Star of The Harder They Come had hits including You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Jimmy Cliff has passed away, aged 81. A great loss to music, although Cliff was a man of many talents. Rest in power!
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
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“.. Everybody has two lives, and the second life starts when you realize you have ONE," he said.
@usatoday.com
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@usatoday.com
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November 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“.. Everybody has two lives, and the second life starts when you realize you have ONE," he said.
@usatoday.com
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
@usatoday.com
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
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Loooooool I totally forgot about this, and was just thinking about the time Michael tried to make his hair look like Jim’s
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Loooooool I totally forgot about this, and was just thinking about the time Michael tried to make his hair look like Jim’s
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I'm a recovering heroin addict and the Twitter-cooked people make my addiction look like amateur hour.
Nazis weren't enough. Proof Elon thumbs the algo not enough. 2 likes on posts from 100K 'follower' accounts not enough. And now this shit. What's it gonna take?
Nazis weren't enough. Proof Elon thumbs the algo not enough. 2 likes on posts from 100K 'follower' accounts not enough. And now this shit. What's it gonna take?
If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm a recovering heroin addict and the Twitter-cooked people make my addiction look like amateur hour.
Nazis weren't enough. Proof Elon thumbs the algo not enough. 2 likes on posts from 100K 'follower' accounts not enough. And now this shit. What's it gonna take?
Nazis weren't enough. Proof Elon thumbs the algo not enough. 2 likes on posts from 100K 'follower' accounts not enough. And now this shit. What's it gonna take?
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We are all made of stars! Gassy, aging, tired, probably exploding soon
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
We are all made of stars! Gassy, aging, tired, probably exploding soon