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Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush
@calamitycrush.bsky.social
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She/her. Chicago. Former video store lackey, current dairy queen. Angry pedestrian. Cat mom. Old movie weirdo. I'd rather be at the (goth) club
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Its happening lol
A picture of a kitchen table with a CRT TV/DVD combo atop it. On the screen is the DVD menu for Better Man (2024), the Robbie Williams biopic
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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RIP Michael Hutchence you beautiful man
Michael Hutchence of INXS leaning on the hood of a small pink sports car. He's wearing jeans, boots, and a white shirt with 2 dommes and a sub on it. His hair is wild and curly and he's wearing sunglasses
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Gary Cole as Mike Brady in The Brady Bunch Movie
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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STOP THINK! LIFT
A cardboard box, on top of another box. The text on top of the box reads STOP THINK! LIFT
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Vincent D'Onofrio? You mean hot Thor from Adventures in Babysitting?
Vincent D'onofrio from Adventures in Babysitting. He is dressed like Thor, with his blonde hair peeking out from under a baseball hat. He is holding a hammer and looking FINE
November 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Svengoolie is standing in his purple-lined coffin, in a green and blue dungeon. He has a grumpy smirk on his face and the caption reads (Woody Woodpecker laughing)
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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NO! SLEEP! TIL BERWYN!!!
Rich Koz and Svengoolie are standing next to each other against a talk show-like curtain. Both are wearing suits. Rich has a disdainful look on his face, eyeballing Sven. And Svengoolie is smilin'
October 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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A monument to the train accident
A stone in a cemetery, with trinkets and offerings scattered on top. The text on the stone reads: Hagenbeck-Wallace Circus Train Wreck 22 June 1918 This was the greatest loss of life relative to circus 86 souls perished when an empty troop train ran a signal and crashed into the rear of the Hagenbeck-Wallace Circus Train as it was stationary at Ivanhoe Tower-Hammond, Indiana This group of 56 grave markers are dedicated to unnamed, unclaimed, and unrecognizable men and women that perished in this train wreck and subsequent fire This grave marker is provided by the Circus Historical Society And in memory of Circus Historian Thomas J Dunwoody
October 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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A headstone in a cemetery reads: Showmen's Rest In Memory The Showmen's League of America maintains this plot, and has erected this monument in memory of the departed showmen who lie here
October 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Showman's Rest, Woodlawn Cemetery
Monument of an elephant that reads Showmen's League of America A monument of an elephant
October 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Gwengoolie and Bosco could be sisters!
Gwengoolie (Sarah Palmer) at SDCC. She has blonde curly hair in an updo and has a black chunk of hair in the front. She is wearing a neon green dress with black spider web print Bosco the drag queen looking stunning, she has long black hair with blonde waves in front. Her hand is brushing a strand away from her face. On her wrist is some sort of silver cuff
October 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Lots of black, boatneck shirts, stripes, scarves, a jaunty hat, skin as pale as a Crane Brother's wife
A mime is leaning against an imagined object, arm extended. He is wearing black pants, a striped black and white long sleeve, red suspenders, a red scarf tied in a bow around his neck, and a red beret. I feel very attacked
October 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Marty
Martin Scorcese in a suit, presumably on a red carpet. His hands are raised, palms flat.
October 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Stefani Germanotta
Lady Gaga with long black hair and short bangs. Bleached eyebrows, muted makeup, in a black one-shoulder dress
October 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Just changed my alarm tone to "Bach Cello Suite Boree"
Niles and Frasier Crane are seated in a coffee shop. They are clinking coffee mugs together in salute or celebration. Their suits are earth-toned and crisp, matching the warm woods of the coffee shop décor
October 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Frances from Pee Wee Herman is in the crowd at a baseball game pointing at Enrico Palazzo out on the field
October 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Two pictures of Frasier Crane's son Frederick. The top one says September 30th and shows Freddy dressed normally. The bottom picture says October 1st and shows Freddy with black hair, black lipstick, and black Crow-style eye makeup
October 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Kirk Van Houten is this dignity? meme
September 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Everywhere i go, something reminds me of her...
Twin towers of stacked Oberweis milk cartons in a dairy cooler
September 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Aw man. RIP Mark Volman (of the Turtles and Flo and Eddie)
A man is turned to his right to face the camera. He has long curly dark hair and aviator sort of eyeglasses.
September 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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This is a silent film about my bluesky feed, apparently
A screenshot of a title card for the 1907 comedy short The Hilarious Posters. It's a black screen with a white star in each corner. The text says "THE HILARIOUS POSTERS. copyright 1907 by Geo. MÉLIÉS Paris - New York."
August 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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We are all Patsy Stone
A woman with a blonde curly bob is shouting. The caption says "For god's sake, just die!"
August 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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8 hours of work

8 hours of rest

8 hours to serve this queen
A black cat with green eyes sits atop a kitchen counter. Behind her on a fridge are pictures of black cats and stickers for Wax Trax! and Neo. Next to her, on top of the microwave, sits a coffee mug in the shape of a black cat
August 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Now reading: Consulelo and Alva Vanderbilt: The Story of a Daughter and Mother in the Gilded Age by Amanda Mackenzie Stuart
The cover of Consulelo and Alva Vanderbilt: The Story of a Daughter and Mother in the Gilded Age by Amanda Mackenzie Stuart, the photo on the cover from a 1906 painting by Giovanni Boldini
August 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM