Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush
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She/her. Chicago. Former video store lackey, current dairy queen. Angry pedestrian. Cat mom. Old movie weirdo. I'd rather be at the (goth) club
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It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
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my favorite stage of having a pet is when you start calling them other names like “mr bonky” which become canonized in the household lexicon
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
my favorite stage of having a pet is when you start calling them other names like “mr bonky” which become canonized in the household lexicon
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cow tools like and share if u agree
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
cow tools like and share if u agree
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Me when
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Me when
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Last night on LaSalle St.
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Last night on LaSalle St.
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I’m going to get a little more stoned, watch basketball, and roll this sentence around in my head for the rest of the evening.
Boy Harsher have directed an erotic thriller starring FKA twigs, Sturgill Simpson, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, and Chloë Sevigny
Boy Harsher Direct New Thriller Starring FKA twigs, Sturgill Simpson, & Bonnie "Prince" Billy
In 2022, Boy Harsher wrote, directed, edited, and composed a short film called The Runner, whose soundtrack remains a true electronic gem. Now, the duo of Augustus Muller and Jae Matthews is getting r...
stereogum.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’m going to get a little more stoned, watch basketball, and roll this sentence around in my head for the rest of the evening.
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PBS is celebrating Dick Van Dyke's centenary w/ a new documentary.
STARRING DICK VAN DYKE debuts Fri Dec 12 on AMERICAN MASTERS.
www.pbs.org/wnet/america... #PBS #DickVanDyke
STARRING DICK VAN DYKE debuts Fri Dec 12 on AMERICAN MASTERS.
www.pbs.org/wnet/america... #PBS #DickVanDyke
Starring Dick Van Dyke - About the documentary | American Masters | PBS
Ahead of his 100th birthday, celebrate the life and career of iconic actor and comedian Dick Van Dyke.
www.pbs.org
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
PBS is celebrating Dick Van Dyke's centenary w/ a new documentary.
STARRING DICK VAN DYKE debuts Fri Dec 12 on AMERICAN MASTERS.
www.pbs.org/wnet/america... #PBS #DickVanDyke
STARRING DICK VAN DYKE debuts Fri Dec 12 on AMERICAN MASTERS.
www.pbs.org/wnet/america... #PBS #DickVanDyke
"Loerzel's back! Run!"
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"Loerzel's back! Run!"
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Hi all. I once again need help surviving another month.
Still need $320 to get Pooh to the vet (fell short this month), and $1175 by the 1st for rent.
Please help if you’re able to!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
Still need $320 to get Pooh to the vet (fell short this month), and $1175 by the 1st for rent.
Please help if you’re able to!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hi all. I once again need help surviving another month.
Still need $320 to get Pooh to the vet (fell short this month), and $1175 by the 1st for rent.
Please help if you’re able to!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
Still need $320 to get Pooh to the vet (fell short this month), and $1175 by the 1st for rent.
Please help if you’re able to!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
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Thought someone was joking when they said it was tension between sitters and standers, but looked it up and that is exactly what it was.
But its no laughing matter: someone might have thrown out their back trying to lean forward and grumble at their opponent.
But its no laughing matter: someone might have thrown out their back trying to lean forward and grumble at their opponent.
You gotta go pick up your uncle, yeah he mixed up his medicines and went crazy yelling about Uncle Tupelo songs again
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Thought someone was joking when they said it was tension between sitters and standers, but looked it up and that is exactly what it was.
But its no laughing matter: someone might have thrown out their back trying to lean forward and grumble at their opponent.
But its no laughing matter: someone might have thrown out their back trying to lean forward and grumble at their opponent.
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AKA: Why does everybody have ADHD now
Sometimes I think about how for much of history everyone was medicated on booze, nicotine, cocaine, hasish, opiates, amphetamines, etc., and now we're all expected to just be out here raw-dogging life
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
AKA: Why does everybody have ADHD now
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doctor: ma'am i'm afraid we can't save your husband. the groove spread from his blood stream. groove is in the heart.
wife: [sobbing] dig
wife: [sobbing] dig
November 24, 2024 at 4:04 PM
doctor: ma'am i'm afraid we can't save your husband. the groove spread from his blood stream. groove is in the heart.
wife: [sobbing] dig
wife: [sobbing] dig
Hanging out in cemeteries is a Goth Kid rite of passage
Graceland Cemetery seems to have a few black squirrels now. On recent visits, I've seen two or three of them in various places.
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hanging out in cemeteries is a Goth Kid rite of passage
Goth squirrels hanging out in cemeteries!!!
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Goth squirrels hanging out in cemeteries!!!
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Graceland Cemetery seems to have a few black squirrels now. On recent visits, I've seen two or three of them in various places.
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Graceland Cemetery seems to have a few black squirrels now. On recent visits, I've seen two or three of them in various places.
Also, sorta related, been watching the Euro dates for the Mayhem Ball, makes me wish I had the money to see Gaga. What a performer
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Also, sorta related, been watching the Euro dates for the Mayhem Ball, makes me wish I had the money to see Gaga. What a performer
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sick horn bro- that shit o-plenty?
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
sick horn bro- that shit o-plenty?
My mother-in-law is a huge Queen fan and last year we watched the 1985 Live Aid performance on her big TV/sound system and i hope we get to do that again. It brings (joyous) tears to my eyes every time
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My mother-in-law is a huge Queen fan and last year we watched the 1985 Live Aid performance on her big TV/sound system and i hope we get to do that again. It brings (joyous) tears to my eyes every time
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Today (24 November) marks the passing of Freddie Mercury, lead vocalist and pianist of the rock band Queen. He remains regarded as one of the greatest singers in the history of rock music.
📷 Getty
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November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Today (24 November) marks the passing of Freddie Mercury, lead vocalist and pianist of the rock band Queen. He remains regarded as one of the greatest singers in the history of rock music.
📷 Getty
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Same angle 62 years later
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Same angle 62 years later
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Saying this but to a computer
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Saying this but to a computer
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Big bodega cat
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Big bodega cat
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Having an affair with a member of the Kennedy family in the 1960s: steamy, exciting, capable of creating viral moments, everyone is jealous
Having an affair with a member of the Kennedy family in the 2024: creepy, off-putting, apparently "non-sexual", everyone is retching
Having an affair with a member of the Kennedy family in the 2024: creepy, off-putting, apparently "non-sexual", everyone is retching
September 20, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Having an affair with a member of the Kennedy family in the 1960s: steamy, exciting, capable of creating viral moments, everyone is jealous
Having an affair with a member of the Kennedy family in the 2024: creepy, off-putting, apparently "non-sexual", everyone is retching
Having an affair with a member of the Kennedy family in the 2024: creepy, off-putting, apparently "non-sexual", everyone is retching