i.m. zumphry
@zumphry.com
the big stars in your eyes won’t deliver any light
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Hi everyone, a little less is needed this month since you all helped me out last week. Still need $677 to pay rent on the first!
Please help by sharing or donating, if you're able to.
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/get-pooh-b...
Please help by sharing or donating, if you're able to.
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/get-pooh-b...
naps are just speedruns of sleep. winnowing down my honk shoo any%
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
naps are just speedruns of sleep. winnowing down my honk shoo any%
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I love that Menswear Guy has learned about kerning and he's never gonna shut up about it now because YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I love that Menswear Guy has learned about kerning and he's never gonna shut up about it now because YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT
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They are calling this 3D knitting. 🙄 Everything I make is 3D crochet. Anyone who has knit a sock is doing 3D knitting. What they mean is that they are charging $230 for a machine knit bag.
Apple has made a $230 iPhone sock 😅 the iPhone Pocket is actually a knitted bag, and Apple will start selling it on Friday www.theverge.com/news/818328/...
Apple made a $230 crossbody… sock
The iPhone Pocket isn’t really a pocket at all.
www.theverge.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
They are calling this 3D knitting. 🙄 Everything I make is 3D crochet. Anyone who has knit a sock is doing 3D knitting. What they mean is that they are charging $230 for a machine knit bag.
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Good news, but each of these folks will have to post a $1,500 bond. Please consider donating to our bond fund.
Judge orders release of hundreds arrested during Chicago immigration raids
Trump officials also cannot pressure detainees to agree to voluntary deportation while cases are pending, says judge
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Good news, but each of these folks will have to post a $1,500 bond. Please consider donating to our bond fund.
this is what pooh wears on “game deys”
i’ve been showing him games from 2021-2023 to prevent his heart from breaking. he’s better off not knowing.
i’ve been showing him games from 2021-2023 to prevent his heart from breaking. he’s better off not knowing.
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
this is what pooh wears on “game deys”
i’ve been showing him games from 2021-2023 to prevent his heart from breaking. he’s better off not knowing.
i’ve been showing him games from 2021-2023 to prevent his heart from breaking. he’s better off not knowing.
tfw old macdonald is too “woke”
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
tfw old macdonald is too “woke”
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Kivan is struggling and needs some support right now - consider helping him out if you can?
Hi, I have spent literally the very last of my money on rent. If you can help me survive to the end of the month with a share or donation, I would be very grateful. Thank you so much.
paypal.me/kivabay
cashapp $kivabay
ko-fi.com/kivabay
paypal.me/kivabay
cashapp $kivabay
ko-fi.com/kivabay
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Kivan is struggling and needs some support right now - consider helping him out if you can?
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Oh yeah, I already made a proper vector verison of GabeCube logo a year ago (shoutout @wildweasel486.bsky.social)
SVG web.archive.org/web/20241223...
SVG web.archive.org/web/20241223...
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Oh yeah, I already made a proper vector verison of GabeCube logo a year ago (shoutout @wildweasel486.bsky.social)
SVG web.archive.org/web/20241223...
SVG web.archive.org/web/20241223...
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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Boost and good news!
My Dad just now gotten hired and should be starting his 1st day at around Monday.
We still do need the funds to take care of everything ASAP.
Still around 68% of the goal!
#mutualaid #emergency #blacksky #mutual_aid #fundraiser #crowdfund #crowdfunding
My Dad just now gotten hired and should be starting his 1st day at around Monday.
We still do need the funds to take care of everything ASAP.
Still around 68% of the goal!
#mutualaid #emergency #blacksky #mutual_aid #fundraiser #crowdfund #crowdfunding
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Boost and good news!
My Dad just now gotten hired and should be starting his 1st day at around Monday.
We still do need the funds to take care of everything ASAP.
Still around 68% of the goal!
#mutualaid #emergency #blacksky #mutual_aid #fundraiser #crowdfund #crowdfunding
My Dad just now gotten hired and should be starting his 1st day at around Monday.
We still do need the funds to take care of everything ASAP.
Still around 68% of the goal!
#mutualaid #emergency #blacksky #mutual_aid #fundraiser #crowdfund #crowdfunding
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If you buy this I get to kick your ass
Dbrand announces Companion Cube for Steam Machine, coming in 2026 buff.ly/vPuJr5E
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 AM
If you buy this I get to kick your ass
s/o to the $44 buckaroonies i got from some patreon lawsuit, makes it a bit easier to pay bills this month. maybe someday i’ll be able to afford patreon agahahaha jk im dying by this time next year hahaha
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
s/o to the $44 buckaroonies i got from some patreon lawsuit, makes it a bit easier to pay bills this month. maybe someday i’ll be able to afford patreon agahahaha jk im dying by this time next year hahaha
getting a tattoo on my forehead that reads "i'm a big dum-dum whose presence is unwanted"
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 AM
getting a tattoo on my forehead that reads "i'm a big dum-dum whose presence is unwanted"
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please refrain from quoting song lyrics. the SANCTIONED and RECOMMENDED method is directly linking to the relevant genius dot com page
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
please refrain from quoting song lyrics. the SANCTIONED and RECOMMENDED method is directly linking to the relevant genius dot com page
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💸 MUTUAL AID POST 💸
My friend in Connecticut is having a very difficult time right now. Living with a neglectful mother and unsure if their EBT card will be functional for much longer, they need as much help as they can get.
(originally posted on X but said I can share their Venmo here, too)
My friend in Connecticut is having a very difficult time right now. Living with a neglectful mother and unsure if their EBT card will be functional for much longer, they need as much help as they can get.
(originally posted on X but said I can share their Venmo here, too)
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
💸 MUTUAL AID POST 💸
My friend in Connecticut is having a very difficult time right now. Living with a neglectful mother and unsure if their EBT card will be functional for much longer, they need as much help as they can get.
(originally posted on X but said I can share their Venmo here, too)
My friend in Connecticut is having a very difficult time right now. Living with a neglectful mother and unsure if their EBT card will be functional for much longer, they need as much help as they can get.
(originally posted on X but said I can share their Venmo here, too)
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please help if you can; boost if not. this one’s for more than just me gofund.me/14d350eb8
Donate to Help a financially struggling trans woman and her family, organized by Laura Green
Hi, I'm Laura, a transgender woman, co-parent to a wonderful resc… Laura Green needs your support for Help a financially struggling trans woman and her family
gofund.me
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
please help if you can; boost if not. this one’s for more than just me gofund.me/14d350eb8
please help my friend laura if you can!
a few donations thus far; i know people are down all over so i understand why there ain’t been more. but if you can, please help me and my mom not risk food insecurity, overdrafting, and defaulting. because any of those can lead to much worse things.
please help if you can; boost if not. this one’s for more than just me gofund.me/14d350eb8
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
please help my friend laura if you can!
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a few donations thus far; i know people are down all over so i understand why there ain’t been more. but if you can, please help me and my mom not risk food insecurity, overdrafting, and defaulting. because any of those can lead to much worse things.
please help if you can; boost if not. this one’s for more than just me gofund.me/14d350eb8
Donate to Help a financially struggling trans woman and her family, organized by Laura Green
Hi, I'm Laura, a transgender woman, co-parent to a wonderful resc… Laura Green needs your support for Help a financially struggling trans woman and her family
gofund.me
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
a few donations thus far; i know people are down all over so i understand why there ain’t been more. but if you can, please help me and my mom not risk food insecurity, overdrafting, and defaulting. because any of those can lead to much worse things.
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Boost!
Percentage went from 56% to 68%!
Almost at the end of the goal!!!
Please keep boosting and donate when you can, thank you all so much!💙💙💙
#mutualaid #emergency #blacksky #mutual_aid #fundraiser #crowdfund #crowdfunding #helpsky
Percentage went from 56% to 68%!
Almost at the end of the goal!!!
Please keep boosting and donate when you can, thank you all so much!💙💙💙
#mutualaid #emergency #blacksky #mutual_aid #fundraiser #crowdfund #crowdfunding #helpsky
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Boost!
Percentage went from 56% to 68%!
Almost at the end of the goal!!!
Please keep boosting and donate when you can, thank you all so much!💙💙💙
#mutualaid #emergency #blacksky #mutual_aid #fundraiser #crowdfund #crowdfunding #helpsky
Percentage went from 56% to 68%!
Almost at the end of the goal!!!
Please keep boosting and donate when you can, thank you all so much!💙💙💙
#mutualaid #emergency #blacksky #mutual_aid #fundraiser #crowdfund #crowdfunding #helpsky
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Alderman Sigcho-Lopez was right to call out Pritzker today about the state police arresting protesters. Pritzker responded that the state police are protecting protesters, and that just isn't true. State cops have arrested and brutalized protesters to facilitate ICE operations. That's reality.
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Alderman Sigcho-Lopez was right to call out Pritzker today about the state police arresting protesters. Pritzker responded that the state police are protecting protesters, and that just isn't true. State cops have arrested and brutalized protesters to facilitate ICE operations. That's reality.
did ohio already ban flouride or pour colloidal silver in the water supply & it’s making all of the sports people’s toes fall off? jfc
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
did ohio already ban flouride or pour colloidal silver in the water supply & it’s making all of the sports people’s toes fall off? jfc
95% of my meals are already the same fucking same red beans and rice slop. any worse and i'm jumping in front of the fucking train
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
95% of my meals are already the same fucking same red beans and rice slop. any worse and i'm jumping in front of the fucking train
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It's all about breaking down community to facilitate capital accumulation man
Public funding of health services redirected to lucrative privatized accounts
Converting communal tenure to freehold to facilitate land grabbing
Gutting the government tax system to force people to sign up for Turbotax
Public funding of health services redirected to lucrative privatized accounts
Converting communal tenure to freehold to facilitate land grabbing
Gutting the government tax system to force people to sign up for Turbotax
Rick Scott told me his plan would be to take all of the remaining ACA subsidies and redistribute them to HSA accounts and people can then buy whatever insurance a state certifies. Basically a repeal/replace.
He denied when I asked wouldn’t that create two-tiered system where sick pay much more…
He denied when I asked wouldn’t that create two-tiered system where sick pay much more…
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
It's all about breaking down community to facilitate capital accumulation man
Public funding of health services redirected to lucrative privatized accounts
Converting communal tenure to freehold to facilitate land grabbing
Gutting the government tax system to force people to sign up for Turbotax
Public funding of health services redirected to lucrative privatized accounts
Converting communal tenure to freehold to facilitate land grabbing
Gutting the government tax system to force people to sign up for Turbotax