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i.m. zumphry
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the big stars in your eyes won’t deliver any light

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(he/him)
Pooh's seen enough
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Post something random or else you’ll have an awful November
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
helping me when I freaked out last week+October fund goals to sort costs+vet bill halving means:

Rent: $677 (1st). Have $498!

Electric: $99 (6th)

Pooh’s vet appointment: $320.
$180 in Oct + $320 now

Internet: $226.94 (17th)

Gas bill: $92? (21st?)

Groceries: $200

“Wiggle Room”: $185
October 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
just asking questions!!
October 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
whoever wins, so do i!!!!

:)
October 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
October 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
guess who just self-owned by this
October 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
October 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Post something random, or you’ll have an AWFUL October
September 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
also from before city connect and more than one helmet

wasn't 100% on this since batting should have gothic C, lack of pinstripes on cap could go either way, plus i'm not a big Vests OR pinstripes guy. but was better release valve IMO than doing the BFBS 1999-06 slop.

dreading next city connect :)
September 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
1988-1992 set but with buttons and belts my ~beloved~

(i don't have the MLB BLOCK variant with the proper 2 and 4s, also haven't worked on this since 2023 or so. maybe they can use these they get a real hitting coach, or something.)

(i just like the palm beach script reds 😌)
September 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
weird JAVTitle submission
September 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
oh wow would you look at that. how did this link get here? oh well might as well click it. if you want (until it’s banned)

mastodon.social/@zumphry
September 12, 2025 at 9:05 AM
don't forget him wearing the pride night hat :)
September 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
there really needs to be a traffic cone and a traffic barrel emoji
September 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
September 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
HELP
September 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
September 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
someone buy $15 worth of _my_ shirts so i can buy _this_ hat
September 4, 2025 at 7:56 AM
post a random picture or else everything will go bad in september
September 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
did jim bowden commission these
August 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
i guess this chatbot or intern doesnt realize you can check results for free and see that our big beautiful god emperor has won springfield all three times (so far! lol. lmao.)

meanwhile it’s steadily become even more shit my entire life and saw it get gutted with my own eyes!!
August 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
🙂‍↕️
August 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
August 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM