Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️⚧️🌻♾️
@bumblesnuff.bsky.social
Technomancer, TTRPG enthusiast, plays with directed EM fields for a living. Vet, silly little goose, elder millennial punk, banned in one country (at least). Looking for a place to happen; making stops along the way. They/He.
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A few people have followed me, so I should probably say hi!
My name isn’t Bumblesnuff, but I adopted the moniker while over on Xitter when I first joined - previous experience taught me about the importance of OPSEC, especially on “free” sites, where you trade your personal info for the privilege.
My name isn’t Bumblesnuff, but I adopted the moniker while over on Xitter when I first joined - previous experience taught me about the importance of OPSEC, especially on “free” sites, where you trade your personal info for the privilege.
After a late night Situation Room scrum with the FBI, and several weeks of potential tampering, I’ll bet you these are a nothingburger.
www.bbc.com/news/live/cv...
www.bbc.com/news/live/cv...
Epstein files latest: US House votes to make justice department release Epstein files
The bipartisan bill will now have to pass a Senate vote before President Donald Trump signs it into law.
www.bbc.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
After a late night Situation Room scrum with the FBI, and several weeks of potential tampering, I’ll bet you these are a nothingburger.
www.bbc.com/news/live/cv...
www.bbc.com/news/live/cv...
An escape room you *don’t* want to leave… I like this.
I wanna open an Escape Room
It'll just be a nice soft room full of stuff to help you escape from the real world. Games, puzzles, kittens, musical instruments, books, writing supplies.
Someone will ask you if you've had any interesting dreams lately.
You can't leave until you've fully escaped.
It'll just be a nice soft room full of stuff to help you escape from the real world. Games, puzzles, kittens, musical instruments, books, writing supplies.
Someone will ask you if you've had any interesting dreams lately.
You can't leave until you've fully escaped.
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
An escape room you *don’t* want to leave… I like this.
the real question is this: how many sweaters could you make out of your body’s DNA?
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Beautiful (and Biblically accurate) watercolour!
I like painting eyes with watercolor paints when I get bored
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Beautiful (and Biblically accurate) watercolour!
Oooooooooh I love this.
New favourite font?
New favourite font?
periodic reminder of the existence of Atkinson Hyperlegible, a free font available from the Braille Institute designed to improve readability for people with low vision
I use it in talks because it's pretty and also because, as an audience member, I am perpetually squinting at people's slides
I use it in talks because it's pretty and also because, as an audience member, I am perpetually squinting at people's slides
Atkinson Hyperlegible Font - Braille Institute
Read easier with Atkinson Hyperlegible Font, crafted for low-vision readers. Download for free and enjoy clear letters and numbers on your computer!
www.brailleinstitute.org
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Oooooooooh I love this.
New favourite font?
New favourite font?
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
Legend
The guy who wore a snappy suit to work and received a first communion congrats card complete with a fiver signed by all his coworkers by lunchtime, I will not forget!
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Legend
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
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Honest to god, there is no hell hot enough for the Feds of this admin.
Arianna Sofia Veraza and her parents were driving to Sam's Club for milk, eggs and diapers yesterday when they heard helicopters and horns blaring yesterday. They had turned around to leave when a federal agent pepper-sprayed them through a car window.
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/09/c...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/09/c...
Pepper-sprayed Berwyn family rattled after getting caught up in federal blitz
Southwest Side politicians condemned Saturday’s pepper spraying and the federal sweep of Little Village as “state-sponsored terrorism” at a news conference Sunday.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Honest to god, there is no hell hot enough for the Feds of this admin.
If you need one, check out Value Villiage, Goodwill, and Kijiji. I picked up a $20 Blackberrry that still works - and was still populated with texts and had a full address book, which is helpful for reasons.
Tricksky Canadians and their
Border-crossing burner phones youtu.be/uKzsA5kc8jw?...
Border-crossing burner phones youtu.be/uKzsA5kc8jw?...
I need a burner phone to cross the border ft. Gina Louise Phillips
YouTube video by Julie Nolke
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If you need one, check out Value Villiage, Goodwill, and Kijiji. I picked up a $20 Blackberrry that still works - and was still populated with texts and had a full address book, which is helpful for reasons.
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THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS, SAMUEL
DO YOU THINK POWER PLANTS 𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝘌𝘓𝘌𝘊𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘕𝘚, SAMUEL
THEY VERY MUCH DO NOT DO THAT
DO YOU THINK POWER PLANTS 𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝘌𝘓𝘌𝘊𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘕𝘚, SAMUEL
THEY VERY MUCH DO NOT DO THAT
November 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS, SAMUEL
DO YOU THINK POWER PLANTS 𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝘌𝘓𝘌𝘊𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘕𝘚, SAMUEL
THEY VERY MUCH DO NOT DO THAT
DO YOU THINK POWER PLANTS 𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝘌𝘓𝘌𝘊𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘕𝘚, SAMUEL
THEY VERY MUCH DO NOT DO THAT
Incredible.
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Incredible.
Good morning world, America doing its next Crusade, business as usual.
Trump says he's instructing the Department of Defense to prepare for military action against Nigeria
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Good morning world, America doing its next Crusade, business as usual.
This is poetry.
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This is poetry.
Oh hell yes.
I need more indie punk bands to follow if anyone has any suggestions. Been in that sort of mood.
November 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oh hell yes.
I am having a *day*.
Do any of my bsky people understand transmission line problems or theoretical magnetic charges and current sheets enough to answer a dirt simple problem?
If not, I’m going to walk into the sea.
Do any of my bsky people understand transmission line problems or theoretical magnetic charges and current sheets enough to answer a dirt simple problem?
If not, I’m going to walk into the sea.
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I am having a *day*.
Do any of my bsky people understand transmission line problems or theoretical magnetic charges and current sheets enough to answer a dirt simple problem?
If not, I’m going to walk into the sea.
Do any of my bsky people understand transmission line problems or theoretical magnetic charges and current sheets enough to answer a dirt simple problem?
If not, I’m going to walk into the sea.
The “drugs in candy” warning is the same as Krampus: be good or there’ll be consequences.
It’s plain and simple: fearmongering.
Look, if you want your kids to eat less candy, or to only see ‘safe’ houses like relatives, or listen to you, say so. But don’t cause hysteria because you’re scared.
It’s plain and simple: fearmongering.
Look, if you want your kids to eat less candy, or to only see ‘safe’ houses like relatives, or listen to you, say so. But don’t cause hysteria because you’re scared.
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The “drugs in candy” warning is the same as Krampus: be good or there’ll be consequences.
It’s plain and simple: fearmongering.
Look, if you want your kids to eat less candy, or to only see ‘safe’ houses like relatives, or listen to you, say so. But don’t cause hysteria because you’re scared.
It’s plain and simple: fearmongering.
Look, if you want your kids to eat less candy, or to only see ‘safe’ houses like relatives, or listen to you, say so. But don’t cause hysteria because you’re scared.
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I don't think this requires further comment from me.
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I don't think this requires further comment from me.
How incredibly… impersonal.
Just take me behind the old folk’s home and Old Yeller me.
Just take me behind the old folk’s home and Old Yeller me.
Would you really trust a robot to care for you in old age?
It sounds like something from a sci-fi film - but some scientists believe this clever new tech could help alleviate strains on the UK care system
www.bbc.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
How incredibly… impersonal.
Just take me behind the old folk’s home and Old Yeller me.
Just take me behind the old folk’s home and Old Yeller me.
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
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check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby
“He’s so smart, he makes rockets”
Yeah, and puts pop tarts into the toaster short-side up.
Genius move? Rather than burning your hands, you unplug the toaster and tip them out.
Fucking billionaires. Proof the biggest ones are fucking idiots.
Yeah, and puts pop tarts into the toaster short-side up.
Genius move? Rather than burning your hands, you unplug the toaster and tip them out.
Fucking billionaires. Proof the biggest ones are fucking idiots.
October 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
“He’s so smart, he makes rockets”
Yeah, and puts pop tarts into the toaster short-side up.
Genius move? Rather than burning your hands, you unplug the toaster and tip them out.
Fucking billionaires. Proof the biggest ones are fucking idiots.
Yeah, and puts pop tarts into the toaster short-side up.
Genius move? Rather than burning your hands, you unplug the toaster and tip them out.
Fucking billionaires. Proof the biggest ones are fucking idiots.
Be the GHS symbol you want to see in the world.
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Be the GHS symbol you want to see in the world.