Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️⚧️🌻♾️
@bumblesnuff.bsky.social
Technomancer, TTRPG enthusiast, plays with directed EM fields for a living. Vet, silly little goose, elder millennial punk, banned in one country (at least). Looking for a place to happen; making stops along the way. They/He.
October 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
All I’m saying is that Momo seems less scary and more real:
September 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
All I’m saying is that Momo seems less scary and more real:
Married 10 years, and my partner picked up the *coolest* handmade chocolates I’ve ever seen: hand painted, Canadian flavours, locally made.
#Chok ChokFineChocolates.com
#Chok ChokFineChocolates.com
September 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Married 10 years, and my partner picked up the *coolest* handmade chocolates I’ve ever seen: hand painted, Canadian flavours, locally made.
#Chok ChokFineChocolates.com
#Chok ChokFineChocolates.com
Yeah Glenn, I’m sure it’s that’s what’s holding back, not that they’re forbidden York Peppermint Patties that are irresistible to kids, the DNA damage due to exposure, phones that go beside your head…
10 Ci is a LOT of radiation in a battery. You eat it, you die a long, painful, cancery death.
10 Ci is a LOT of radiation in a battery. You eat it, you die a long, painful, cancery death.
August 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Yeah Glenn, I’m sure it’s that’s what’s holding back, not that they’re forbidden York Peppermint Patties that are irresistible to kids, the DNA damage due to exposure, phones that go beside your head…
10 Ci is a LOT of radiation in a battery. You eat it, you die a long, painful, cancery death.
10 Ci is a LOT of radiation in a battery. You eat it, you die a long, painful, cancery death.
America, continuing to have a normal one.
August 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
America, continuing to have a normal one.
*Urge to Milo Minderbinder intensifies*
July 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
*Urge to Milo Minderbinder intensifies*
Yes, the @rifftrax.com version - you think I can cold turkey this sharkpocalypse?
July 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Yes, the @rifftrax.com version - you think I can cold turkey this sharkpocalypse?
Day 1 of Shark Week: Sharknado and a sharkcuterie board from the local candy shoppe.
LFG!
LFG!
July 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Day 1 of Shark Week: Sharknado and a sharkcuterie board from the local candy shoppe.
LFG!
LFG!
“So yeah, I didn’t plan for something and was asked for it last night, and it’s due on Monday before 0900h, so I guess you’re working overtime on the weekend… oh, and management has prohibited *my* working on weekends, so you’re on your own.”
I *love* my leadership.
I *love* my leadership.
July 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“So yeah, I didn’t plan for something and was asked for it last night, and it’s due on Monday before 0900h, so I guess you’re working overtime on the weekend… oh, and management has prohibited *my* working on weekends, so you’re on your own.”
I *love* my leadership.
I *love* my leadership.
I know this is the Lanc from the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight, but because I’m currently home brewing a D&D campaign for my peeps, I totally read this as a Big Bad Motherfucker, which it also totally is.
July 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I know this is the Lanc from the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight, but because I’m currently home brewing a D&D campaign for my peeps, I totally read this as a Big Bad Motherfucker, which it also totally is.
Happy #RockyFlintstoneDay to all those Belinkers out there!
Thank you, @flintstonerocky.bsky.social, for this Chardonnay-soaked epic. Here’s to this year’s revisit!
Thank you, @flintstonerocky.bsky.social, for this Chardonnay-soaked epic. Here’s to this year’s revisit!
July 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Happy #RockyFlintstoneDay to all those Belinkers out there!
Thank you, @flintstonerocky.bsky.social, for this Chardonnay-soaked epic. Here’s to this year’s revisit!
Thank you, @flintstonerocky.bsky.social, for this Chardonnay-soaked epic. Here’s to this year’s revisit!
Finally, scientifically valid snark.
June 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Finally, scientifically valid snark.
From the BBC.
Trump exhibiting strong “I’m going to bully you, and if you tell anyone, I’ll do it harder”.
Fuck this clown. Fuck his circus.
Trump exhibiting strong “I’m going to bully you, and if you tell anyone, I’ll do it harder”.
Fuck this clown. Fuck his circus.
March 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
From the BBC.
Trump exhibiting strong “I’m going to bully you, and if you tell anyone, I’ll do it harder”.
Fuck this clown. Fuck his circus.
Trump exhibiting strong “I’m going to bully you, and if you tell anyone, I’ll do it harder”.
Fuck this clown. Fuck his circus.
Oh noes! First Canada, now Europe… it’s almost like everyone did things for America that Americans took for granted.
It’s okay though, America First! America Alone! America does so much for everyone, America will prosper and be great again!
America! Fuck yeah!
(Now in the Find Out stage)
It’s okay though, America First! America Alone! America does so much for everyone, America will prosper and be great again!
America! Fuck yeah!
(Now in the Find Out stage)
March 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh noes! First Canada, now Europe… it’s almost like everyone did things for America that Americans took for granted.
It’s okay though, America First! America Alone! America does so much for everyone, America will prosper and be great again!
America! Fuck yeah!
(Now in the Find Out stage)
It’s okay though, America First! America Alone! America does so much for everyone, America will prosper and be great again!
America! Fuck yeah!
(Now in the Find Out stage)
Curious if that Russian negotiation team will soon be the recipients of a lot of the Mar-A-Lago banker’s boxes, or if Ivana’s body will be exhumed and relocated…
March 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Curious if that Russian negotiation team will soon be the recipients of a lot of the Mar-A-Lago banker’s boxes, or if Ivana’s body will be exhumed and relocated…
Got you a location: Montreal.
February 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Got you a location: Montreal.
I would suggest doing this with Amazon Basics products, which are produced by Amazon proper; dropshippers; and faceless corporations.
*Don’t* do this with small sellers. The Amazon policy spells out to small sellers that they are over a barrel either way.
Don’t be mean while exercising your $.
*Don’t* do this with small sellers. The Amazon policy spells out to small sellers that they are over a barrel either way.
Don’t be mean while exercising your $.
February 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I would suggest doing this with Amazon Basics products, which are produced by Amazon proper; dropshippers; and faceless corporations.
*Don’t* do this with small sellers. The Amazon policy spells out to small sellers that they are over a barrel either way.
Don’t be mean while exercising your $.
*Don’t* do this with small sellers. The Amazon policy spells out to small sellers that they are over a barrel either way.
Don’t be mean while exercising your $.
I looked at the Seller section on Amazon, and it looks like you’re over a barrel, on the hook either way.
Question for you: Any idea who fulfills “Amazon Basics” products? Is that Amazon proper?
Question for you: Any idea who fulfills “Amazon Basics” products? Is that Amazon proper?
February 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I looked at the Seller section on Amazon, and it looks like you’re over a barrel, on the hook either way.
Question for you: Any idea who fulfills “Amazon Basics” products? Is that Amazon proper?
Question for you: Any idea who fulfills “Amazon Basics” products? Is that Amazon proper?
2025, Book 6: “The Murderbot Diaries Vol. 1” by @marthawells.com.
If you’re looking for a Sci-Fi action novel that explores the human condition through the eyes of an analytical, sassy, ND human-bot hybrid, this is it. Part Bourne, part Expanse, Part Marvin the Paranoid Android, and all awesome.
If you’re looking for a Sci-Fi action novel that explores the human condition through the eyes of an analytical, sassy, ND human-bot hybrid, this is it. Part Bourne, part Expanse, Part Marvin the Paranoid Android, and all awesome.
February 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
2025, Book 6: “The Murderbot Diaries Vol. 1” by @marthawells.com.
If you’re looking for a Sci-Fi action novel that explores the human condition through the eyes of an analytical, sassy, ND human-bot hybrid, this is it. Part Bourne, part Expanse, Part Marvin the Paranoid Android, and all awesome.
If you’re looking for a Sci-Fi action novel that explores the human condition through the eyes of an analytical, sassy, ND human-bot hybrid, this is it. Part Bourne, part Expanse, Part Marvin the Paranoid Android, and all awesome.
Defund Elon Musk. It should survive on its own.
February 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Defund Elon Musk. It should survive on its own.
Not to brag, but 30 for $10 or 12 for $4 is an eggcelent deal.
February 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Not to brag, but 30 for $10 or 12 for $4 is an eggcelent deal.
There are a *lot* of politicians looking to use this time to leverage their own political futures. I believe Doug Ford to be that kind of politician.
If you are going to vote, spend time looking at track records, statements, political leanings, alliances, enemies… form a holistic view of candidates
If you are going to vote, spend time looking at track records, statements, political leanings, alliances, enemies… form a holistic view of candidates
February 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
There are a *lot* of politicians looking to use this time to leverage their own political futures. I believe Doug Ford to be that kind of politician.
If you are going to vote, spend time looking at track records, statements, political leanings, alliances, enemies… form a holistic view of candidates
If you are going to vote, spend time looking at track records, statements, political leanings, alliances, enemies… form a holistic view of candidates
Do it.
February 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Do it.
Another banger: “Bury Your Gays” by @chucktingle.bsky.social - If you’re looking for a dang good queer sci-fi horror that proves love is real, get a copy of this, my buckaroos, guys, gals, and enby pals. It was nice to read something smart with representation.
Thank you, Chuck!
Thank you, Chuck!
February 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Another banger: “Bury Your Gays” by @chucktingle.bsky.social - If you’re looking for a dang good queer sci-fi horror that proves love is real, get a copy of this, my buckaroos, guys, gals, and enby pals. It was nice to read something smart with representation.
Thank you, Chuck!
Thank you, Chuck!
Happy birthmonth! Hoping the next chapter brings new Fuckery.
February 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Happy birthmonth! Hoping the next chapter brings new Fuckery.