Matt E. Reals
@innerpartisan.bsky.social
Some kind of jaywalking punk anarchist, I guess. Posts auf Englisch and in German. he/him, not actually named Matt.
CN: Weirdo music, film, and video games are occasionally discussed here.
Auf den Trümmern das Paradies.
CN: Weirdo music, film, and video games are occasionally discussed here.
Auf den Trümmern das Paradies.
Pinned
if you're reading this and you're a cop: it was a joke.
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JD Vance’s French Horn Solo Booed At Kennedy Center https://theonion.com/jd-vances-french-horn-solo-booed-at-kennedy-center/
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
JD Vance’s French Horn Solo Booed At Kennedy Center https://theonion.com/jd-vances-french-horn-solo-booed-at-kennedy-center/
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The modern internet, controlled as it is by the world's biggest corporations and their conflict-promotion algorithms, has become a nightmare of monolithic proportions.
davidrovics.substack.com/p/the-intern...
davidrovics.substack.com/p/the-intern...
"The Internet is an Ugly Place"
The modern internet, controlled as it is by the world's biggest corporations and their conflict-promotion algorithms, has become a nightmare of monolithic proportions.
davidrovics.substack.com
December 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The modern internet, controlled as it is by the world's biggest corporations and their conflict-promotion algorithms, has become a nightmare of monolithic proportions.
davidrovics.substack.com/p/the-intern...
davidrovics.substack.com/p/the-intern...
GREIF is a good album, but it's certainly Zeal&Ardor's "worst" so far (I'd call it "transitional, but that remains to be seen).
But I think what most people *actually* dislike the about album, is that it's kinda more like a Birdmask album.
And eveyerone should listen to more Birdmask!
But I think what most people *actually* dislike the about album, is that it's kinda more like a Birdmask album.
And eveyerone should listen to more Birdmask!
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
GREIF is a good album, but it's certainly Zeal&Ardor's "worst" so far (I'd call it "transitional, but that remains to be seen).
But I think what most people *actually* dislike the about album, is that it's kinda more like a Birdmask album.
And eveyerone should listen to more Birdmask!
But I think what most people *actually* dislike the about album, is that it's kinda more like a Birdmask album.
And eveyerone should listen to more Birdmask!
this is the one relucrant compliment about a damned monarch that i'll allow to pass my lips: he's a lot less shit than i expected!
king charles 🤝 @zackpolanski.bsky.social
being kind to migrants
being kind to migrants
Britain's King Charles lauds unity in diversity in his Christmas message reut.rs/3L2dhsw
December 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
this is the one relucrant compliment about a damned monarch that i'll allow to pass my lips: he's a lot less shit than i expected!
what's the socially acceptable time frame for still listening to christmas music? new year's?
December 27, 2025 at 7:22 AM
what's the socially acceptable time frame for still listening to christmas music? new year's?
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Gratin, aber alles unter dem Käse weglassen.
December 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Gratin, aber alles unter dem Käse weglassen.
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Ich, wie ich heute Morgen die ersten Böller-Diskussionen hier auf dieser gottlosen Plattform sehe.
December 27, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Ich, wie ich heute Morgen die ersten Böller-Diskussionen hier auf dieser gottlosen Plattform sehe.
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How are these fits of presidential incontinence never covered as their own news events in NYT? Hours of sick hateful bile from the curdled joyless leader of the Christian nationalists sitting in the ruins of the tinsel trimmed White House he’s demolishing — seems like a story to me.
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
How are these fits of presidential incontinence never covered as their own news events in NYT? Hours of sick hateful bile from the curdled joyless leader of the Christian nationalists sitting in the ruins of the tinsel trimmed White House he’s demolishing — seems like a story to me.
quasi kommentarlos posts aus social media zitieren/veröffentlichen machen spon&co ja schon lange (ist mir auch schon passiert, lmao), aber von mehr oder weniger offenen faschos?
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
quasi kommentarlos posts aus social media zitieren/veröffentlichen machen spon&co ja schon lange (ist mir auch schon passiert, lmao), aber von mehr oder weniger offenen faschos?
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today is the only day you can repost this
December 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
today is the only day you can repost this
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#rip
Perry Bamonte ist tot. Der Cure-Musiker, Keyboarder und Gitarrist, ist am heutigen Freitag (26. Dezember 2025) verstorben.
Das gaben The Cure auf ihrer Website bekannt.
Perry Bamonte ist tot. Der Cure-Musiker, Keyboarder und Gitarrist, ist am heutigen Freitag (26. Dezember 2025) verstorben.
Das gaben The Cure auf ihrer Website bekannt.
The Cure: Fragen zur Todesursache von Perry Bamonte
Perry Bamonte ist tot: Der The-Cure-Gitarrist und Keyboarder starb nach kurzer Krankheit. Die Band bestätigte den Tod am 26. Dezember 2025
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December 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
#rip
Perry Bamonte ist tot. Der Cure-Musiker, Keyboarder und Gitarrist, ist am heutigen Freitag (26. Dezember 2025) verstorben.
Das gaben The Cure auf ihrer Website bekannt.
Perry Bamonte ist tot. Der Cure-Musiker, Keyboarder und Gitarrist, ist am heutigen Freitag (26. Dezember 2025) verstorben.
Das gaben The Cure auf ihrer Website bekannt.
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One of the right wing's top cultural initiatives was trying to destroy the idea that assholery deserves shame and we'll have to reverse that. "I'm just expressing an opinion I'm entitled to." Ok but you're an asshole. "I'm simply doing a business practice that technically isn't illegal." Ok. Asshole
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
One of the right wing's top cultural initiatives was trying to destroy the idea that assholery deserves shame and we'll have to reverse that. "I'm just expressing an opinion I'm entitled to." Ok but you're an asshole. "I'm simply doing a business practice that technically isn't illegal." Ok. Asshole
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„Wissen Sie, dass viele Menschen überhaupt keinen Fettberg besitzen?“
„Ach, Sozi sind Sie wohl auch noch!
„Ach, Sozi sind Sie wohl auch noch!
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
„Wissen Sie, dass viele Menschen überhaupt keinen Fettberg besitzen?“
„Ach, Sozi sind Sie wohl auch noch!
„Ach, Sozi sind Sie wohl auch noch!
wir können echt selbst an weihnachten nicht EIN MAL aufhören, uns vor der ganzen welt zu blamieren 🙄
December 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
wir können echt selbst an weihnachten nicht EIN MAL aufhören, uns vor der ganzen welt zu blamieren 🙄
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Merry Christmas! Here's me talking about my favorite holiday horror movie: youtu.be/Ozj_a1ozKlM
The Slasher Calendar - Black Christmas (1974)
YouTube video by The Eternal Night Show
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Merry Christmas! Here's me talking about my favorite holiday horror movie: youtu.be/Ozj_a1ozKlM
🎶 run for the shadows
run for the shadows
run for the shadows
in these golden years 🎶
run for the shadows
run for the shadows
in these golden years 🎶
December 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
🎶 run for the shadows
run for the shadows
run for the shadows
in these golden years 🎶
run for the shadows
run for the shadows
in these golden years 🎶
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The Hunt for Red October is not explicitly a holiday movie in any way, but it's one of my favorite movies to watch in the stretch between Thanksgiving and Christmas
thinking about The Hunt for Red October again
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December 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The Hunt for Red October is not explicitly a holiday movie in any way, but it's one of my favorite movies to watch in the stretch between Thanksgiving and Christmas
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🎄 moon and sun; wisdom and will. holiday cheer on your Ut yara Ux 🍄
if you want to give your favorite game a gift this season, think about leaving us a Steam review! We're 23 away from 10,000
LIVE AND DRINK
if you want to give your favorite game a gift this season, think about leaving us a Steam review! We're 23 away from 10,000
LIVE AND DRINK
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
🎄 moon and sun; wisdom and will. holiday cheer on your Ut yara Ux 🍄
if you want to give your favorite game a gift this season, think about leaving us a Steam review! We're 23 away from 10,000
LIVE AND DRINK
if you want to give your favorite game a gift this season, think about leaving us a Steam review! We're 23 away from 10,000
LIVE AND DRINK
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For what reason? What is the charge? Making a joke? A succulent little Charlie Kirk joke?
September 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
For what reason? What is the charge? Making a joke? A succulent little Charlie Kirk joke?
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teil 2 . herr frodo schreit 100 mal gandafl obwohl *dpoiler* gandlaf gar nich tot ist
December 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
teil 2 . herr frodo schreit 100 mal gandafl obwohl *dpoiler* gandlaf gar nich tot ist
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Santa: so yes I’m delivering
Rogan: uhhuh
Santa: toys to all the good boys and girls
Rogan: just the good ones then
Santa: yes
Rogan: did you hear about AI songs? They have one that is 50 Cent and it really sounds like him
Santa: yes I suppose
*10 seconds of dead air*
Rogan: just fuckin nuts
Rogan: uhhuh
Santa: toys to all the good boys and girls
Rogan: just the good ones then
Santa: yes
Rogan: did you hear about AI songs? They have one that is 50 Cent and it really sounds like him
Santa: yes I suppose
*10 seconds of dead air*
Rogan: just fuckin nuts
December 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Santa: so yes I’m delivering
Rogan: uhhuh
Santa: toys to all the good boys and girls
Rogan: just the good ones then
Santa: yes
Rogan: did you hear about AI songs? They have one that is 50 Cent and it really sounds like him
Santa: yes I suppose
*10 seconds of dead air*
Rogan: just fuckin nuts
Rogan: uhhuh
Santa: toys to all the good boys and girls
Rogan: just the good ones then
Santa: yes
Rogan: did you hear about AI songs? They have one that is 50 Cent and it really sounds like him
Santa: yes I suppose
*10 seconds of dead air*
Rogan: just fuckin nuts
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wißt ihr eigl, warum kleine kinder keinen alkohol trinken dürfen?
klar, ist ungesund. aber hauptsächlich verschwendung, die sind doch eh die ganze zeit besoffen!
klar, ist ungesund. aber hauptsächlich verschwendung, die sind doch eh die ganze zeit besoffen!
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
wißt ihr eigl, warum kleine kinder keinen alkohol trinken dürfen?
klar, ist ungesund. aber hauptsächlich verschwendung, die sind doch eh die ganze zeit besoffen!
klar, ist ungesund. aber hauptsächlich verschwendung, die sind doch eh die ganze zeit besoffen!
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