seven rasmussen
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humanoid astrobiologist 🌌 author (largely oxygen by mass) 📚 transhumanist 🤖 star trek autism character 🖖 she/they 🏳️🌈 antifascist educator ✒️ CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS out Summer 2026 ✨
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· May 18
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greeting sentient eukaryotes! as you may know i am 1) a community college adjunct and 2) a writer and 3) moving to NYC this year
if you enjoy my science content, please consider subscribing to my TikTok ($3!) so that i may enjoy bourgeois luxuries such as “paying rent”
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if you enjoy my science content, please consider subscribing to my TikTok ($3!) so that i may enjoy bourgeois luxuries such as “paying rent”
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an X-class solar flare is going to cause a potential G4 event (NOAA):
- unplug or surge-protect electronics
- prepare for power disruptions (unlikely as of now)
- follow space weather at swpc.noaa.gov
- unplug or surge-protect electronics
- prepare for power disruptions (unlikely as of now)
- follow space weather at swpc.noaa.gov
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
an X-class solar flare is going to cause a potential G4 event (NOAA):
- unplug or surge-protect electronics
- prepare for power disruptions (unlikely as of now)
- follow space weather at swpc.noaa.gov
- unplug or surge-protect electronics
- prepare for power disruptions (unlikely as of now)
- follow space weather at swpc.noaa.gov
humbling to learn as i do these copyedits that i apparently have a toddler-level understanding of when to use “which” vs “that”
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
humbling to learn as i do these copyedits that i apparently have a toddler-level understanding of when to use “which” vs “that”
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CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS copyedits in my inbox this morning!
a man in a shirt and tie is screaming with his hands in the air .
ALT: a man in a shirt and tie is screaming with his hands in the air .
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November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF STARSHIPS copyedits in my inbox this morning!
could a Super-LIGO help us discover the graviton? could we manipulate gravity like it was electricity?
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
could a Super-LIGO help us discover the graviton? could we manipulate gravity like it was electricity?
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October 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Chat… Are Black Holes Dark Energy??
In my new longer-than-usual piece for @astrobites.bsky.social, I do a deep dive into the background of the controversial 2023 paper which claimed black holes expand in step with the universe and can therefore explain dark energy. 🧪
astrobites.org/2025/10/30/a...
In my new longer-than-usual piece for @astrobites.bsky.social, I do a deep dive into the background of the controversial 2023 paper which claimed black holes expand in step with the universe and can therefore explain dark energy. 🧪
astrobites.org/2025/10/30/a...
October 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Chat… Are Black Holes Dark Energy??
In my new longer-than-usual piece for @astrobites.bsky.social, I do a deep dive into the background of the controversial 2023 paper which claimed black holes expand in step with the universe and can therefore explain dark energy. 🧪
astrobites.org/2025/10/30/a...
In my new longer-than-usual piece for @astrobites.bsky.social, I do a deep dive into the background of the controversial 2023 paper which claimed black holes expand in step with the universe and can therefore explain dark energy. 🧪
astrobites.org/2025/10/30/a...
worried about how many nickels are flying off Comet 3I/ATLAS every day? Don’t worry, I did the math
October 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
worried about how many nickels are flying off Comet 3I/ATLAS every day? Don’t worry, I did the math
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I have until September 20 to pay $2,300 in rent owed. When my background check clears, I'll start substitute teaching.
Thank you for any help!
Thank you for any help!
July 1, 2024, I started working at the IRS. I was still living in a tent at the time. I spent the first month going to work and acting like not a thing was wrong. I lucked into housing on July 27, 2024. I was there exactly a year. Now I'm inches away from being homeless again.
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September 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I have until September 20 to pay $2,300 in rent owed. When my background check clears, I'll start substitute teaching.
Thank you for any help!
Thank you for any help!
re-selling stuff i found at the goodwill outlet next to a woman re-selling a full IKEA bag of Prada and Givenchy
September 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
re-selling stuff i found at the goodwill outlet next to a woman re-selling a full IKEA bag of Prada and Givenchy
just learned that i met the woman behind pop crave at chappell’s cap hill block party set last year i need a minute to process
September 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
just learned that i met the woman behind pop crave at chappell’s cap hill block party set last year i need a minute to process
i’m not sure if they qualify as books or not but check the Anthropic AI lawsuit—many MANY copyrighted academic papers are in there (I had 5!) and it doesn’t take much to register for the lawsuit*
* not sure when the deadline to join is/was! but the form’s up!
www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
* not sure when the deadline to join is/was! but the form’s up!
www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
September 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i’m not sure if they qualify as books or not but check the Anthropic AI lawsuit—many MANY copyrighted academic papers are in there (I had 5!) and it doesn’t take much to register for the lawsuit*
* not sure when the deadline to join is/was! but the form’s up!
www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
* not sure when the deadline to join is/was! but the form’s up!
www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
today i saw ads on the subway both for the horrible AI necklace AND an app where you bid for dates with women using an in-app cryptocurrency the J truly is the frontier in Black Mirror-esque technodystopia gadgets
September 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
today i saw ads on the subway both for the horrible AI necklace AND an app where you bid for dates with women using an in-app cryptocurrency the J truly is the frontier in Black Mirror-esque technodystopia gadgets
i KNOW i was meant to be either 5’0 or 6’0. why am i exactly 5’6. this is Incorrect.
September 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i KNOW i was meant to be either 5’0 or 6’0. why am i exactly 5’6. this is Incorrect.
can’t wait to see this live!!
Watch episode 2 live! 9/9 at 9:30 - In person or streaming tickets below!!
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Science, Tonight! - A peer-reviewed comedy talkshow
The late-night comedy talkshow where science comes to life!
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September 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
can’t wait to see this live!!
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Yes, I love that two non-US sports psychologists conclude that US science funding is rigged so that the guy quoted unfailingly by every outlet—not because of scientific merit but because of the Harvard label—can’t get a hearing. That and more is why I wrote this:
medium.com/@steve.desch...
medium.com/@steve.desch...
September 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Yes, I love that two non-US sports psychologists conclude that US science funding is rigged so that the guy quoted unfailingly by every outlet—not because of scientific merit but because of the Harvard label—can’t get a hearing. That and more is why I wrote this:
medium.com/@steve.desch...
medium.com/@steve.desch...
the subway is so beautiful…. what do you mean there’s like 300 people on the J from manhattan to brooklyn at midnight on a monday just like me….i love you all
September 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
the subway is so beautiful…. what do you mean there’s like 300 people on the J from manhattan to brooklyn at midnight on a monday just like me….i love you all
me: *at soho coffee shop* do you guys have a bulletin board? do you know where people post community events and things like that? :)
barista: the ELL GEE BEE TEE QUE center is THAT WAY
me: …um i guess i’m looking for places parents hang out?
barista: *pulls up google maps on his phone* THAT. WAY.
barista: the ELL GEE BEE TEE QUE center is THAT WAY
me: …um i guess i’m looking for places parents hang out?
barista: *pulls up google maps on his phone* THAT. WAY.
September 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
me: *at soho coffee shop* do you guys have a bulletin board? do you know where people post community events and things like that? :)
barista: the ELL GEE BEE TEE QUE center is THAT WAY
me: …um i guess i’m looking for places parents hang out?
barista: *pulls up google maps on his phone* THAT. WAY.
barista: the ELL GEE BEE TEE QUE center is THAT WAY
me: …um i guess i’m looking for places parents hang out?
barista: *pulls up google maps on his phone* THAT. WAY.
in soho scaring the 25 year old fashion girlies by looking like a rat that drowned in a puddle in bushwick
September 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
in soho scaring the 25 year old fashion girlies by looking like a rat that drowned in a puddle in bushwick
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hello friends! know anyone in NYC in need of a STEM coach for their high schooler as college app season begins? send them my way!
September 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
hello friends! know anyone in NYC in need of a STEM coach for their high schooler as college app season begins? send them my way!
September 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
hello friends! know anyone in NYC in need of a STEM coach for their high schooler as college app season begins? send them my way!
discovered that the dryer in my building is actually a portal to hell when i pulled all my clothes out and they had not only ALL shrank but the heat had melted thousands of tiny sequins off a dress and adhered them to everything else
September 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
discovered that the dryer in my building is actually a portal to hell when i pulled all my clothes out and they had not only ALL shrank but the heat had melted thousands of tiny sequins off a dress and adhered them to everything else
today i saw a guy nonchalantly driving with a whole entire traffic cone (this kind!) wedged under the front of his car making the LOUDESR scraping sound
September 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
today i saw a guy nonchalantly driving with a whole entire traffic cone (this kind!) wedged under the front of his car making the LOUDESR scraping sound