mon ♡ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ♡
@brujapendeja.bsky.social
hit ‘em with the ol razzle dazzle | she/they | 🇲🇽🏳️🌈
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i’d love to go a day without being inconvenienced by a bird
November 26, 2024 at 10:26 PM
i’d love to go a day without being inconvenienced by a bird
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All I want is to be liked by everyone without having to do anything
January 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
All I want is to be liked by everyone without having to do anything
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babe have you seen my socks with the sharks on them, i have a big meeting tomorrow
January 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
babe have you seen my socks with the sharks on them, i have a big meeting tomorrow
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every romantic comedy would be better if you replaced either of the leads with miss piggy you know it’s true
December 17, 2024 at 12:32 PM
every romantic comedy would be better if you replaced either of the leads with miss piggy you know it’s true
just watched a tsa agent pat down a service dog,,, this airport is safer than most elementary schools in america smh
December 17, 2024 at 6:37 PM
just watched a tsa agent pat down a service dog,,, this airport is safer than most elementary schools in america smh
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if the earth is so flat explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. you can’t.
December 17, 2024 at 6:24 PM
if the earth is so flat explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. you can’t.
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First date idea: get your picture together with 12 different mall Santas and make a full year photo calendar for each of you
December 17, 2024 at 12:10 AM
First date idea: get your picture together with 12 different mall Santas and make a full year photo calendar for each of you
rip jonbenét ramsey, you would’ve loved boy bands
December 13, 2024 at 2:39 AM
rip jonbenét ramsey, you would’ve loved boy bands
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Checking on my stocks*
*beef and chicken
*beef and chicken
December 10, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Checking on my stocks*
*beef and chicken
*beef and chicken
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i know we're all supposed to be blocking and ignoring but i'm sorry, sometimes i want to get in an argument. it is just who i am as a person and it always has been. i know it's not helpful but unfortunately i am selfish and not everything i do is to be helpful
December 8, 2024 at 10:42 PM
i know we're all supposed to be blocking and ignoring but i'm sorry, sometimes i want to get in an argument. it is just who i am as a person and it always has been. i know it's not helpful but unfortunately i am selfish and not everything i do is to be helpful
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and you know what, you might as well post it too. because one man's suck is another man's fuck.
You gotta make art that sucks in order to make art that fucks
December 9, 2024 at 11:37 PM
and you know what, you might as well post it too. because one man's suck is another man's fuck.
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unfortunately health insurance is a topic i am very passionate (evil) about. i have been on both the doctor and patient sides of being fucked over and denied coverage and the depth of the hatred i feel is boundless
December 10, 2024 at 2:02 PM
unfortunately health insurance is a topic i am very passionate (evil) about. i have been on both the doctor and patient sides of being fucked over and denied coverage and the depth of the hatred i feel is boundless
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Live, Laugh, Love that chicken from Popeyes
December 10, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Live, Laugh, Love that chicken from Popeyes
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if you like christmas so much why don’t you merry it
December 10, 2024 at 3:03 PM
if you like christmas so much why don’t you merry it
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Imagine an issue. Wrong, it's more complicated than that
November 10, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Imagine an issue. Wrong, it's more complicated than that
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Mark Ruffalo sounds like the name a dog would give if he was pretending to be a man.
December 5, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Mark Ruffalo sounds like the name a dog would give if he was pretending to be a man.
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WUH OH! 🚨DRAMA ALERT!🚨 The voice in your subconscious making you 😱FEAR YOURSELF👻 takes physical form by 🎮CONTROLLING🕹️ your actions (& therefore your perceptions) more than your OWN 🧠CONSCIOUS MIND🧠 ever gets a chance to. Your only chance of survival is to 💐CONFRONT IT!🤬
December 5, 2024 at 3:33 PM
WUH OH! 🚨DRAMA ALERT!🚨 The voice in your subconscious making you 😱FEAR YOURSELF👻 takes physical form by 🎮CONTROLLING🕹️ your actions (& therefore your perceptions) more than your OWN 🧠CONSCIOUS MIND🧠 ever gets a chance to. Your only chance of survival is to 💐CONFRONT IT!🤬
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Wise Men: we bring gifts of gold frankincense & myrrh
Mary: *exasperated* did you even look at the registry
Joseph: yeah how bout some fucken diapers idiot
Mary: *exasperated* did you even look at the registry
Joseph: yeah how bout some fucken diapers idiot
December 8, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Wise Men: we bring gifts of gold frankincense & myrrh
Mary: *exasperated* did you even look at the registry
Joseph: yeah how bout some fucken diapers idiot
Mary: *exasperated* did you even look at the registry
Joseph: yeah how bout some fucken diapers idiot
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me in my echo chamber
November 17, 2024 at 5:05 PM
me in my echo chamber
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Imaginary friends:
- transient childhood phase
- adorable
- no cause for alarm
Imaginary enemies:
- paranoid/psychotic
- alarming and threatening
- GOP campaign strategy
- transient childhood phase
- adorable
- no cause for alarm
Imaginary enemies:
- paranoid/psychotic
- alarming and threatening
- GOP campaign strategy
February 1, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Imaginary friends:
- transient childhood phase
- adorable
- no cause for alarm
Imaginary enemies:
- paranoid/psychotic
- alarming and threatening
- GOP campaign strategy
- transient childhood phase
- adorable
- no cause for alarm
Imaginary enemies:
- paranoid/psychotic
- alarming and threatening
- GOP campaign strategy
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Can't believe Punxsutawney Phil predicted that humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
February 2, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Can't believe Punxsutawney Phil predicted that humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
me greeting punxsutawney phil when he comes out of his hole today
February 2, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me greeting punxsutawney phil when he comes out of his hole today
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meet me at the brutalist KFC in ten minutes if u want an ass kicking
January 26, 2024 at 8:36 PM
meet me at the brutalist KFC in ten minutes if u want an ass kicking