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BronxCheer
@bronxcheer.bsky.social
· Oct 23
"We're living with decisions made by people so long dead we can't even piss on their bones". ~ T. Kingfisher, The Wonder Engine
Just wiped w toilet paper warmed by the heater below it and reached a new level of nirvana.
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Just wiped w toilet paper warmed by the heater below it and reached a new level of nirvana.
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I’ve been through the desert with a whore with some pain, it felt good to go a little insane
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I’ve been through the desert with a whore with some pain, it felt good to go a little insane
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edibles is actually short for edwardibles
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
edibles is actually short for edwardibles
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imagine not being able to use your imagination.
wrong
wrong
April 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
imagine not being able to use your imagination.
wrong
wrong
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Letting myself go, like it’s my job
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Letting myself go, like it’s my job
Yes autocorrect, please keep lookout for any job opossums, that'd be super helpful.
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yes autocorrect, please keep lookout for any job opossums, that'd be super helpful.
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nice try copper, you’ll never find me beneath all these blankies
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
nice try copper, you’ll never find me beneath all these blankies
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Blocking anyone giving life advice whose birth year starts with a 2
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Blocking anyone giving life advice whose birth year starts with a 2
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milking your prostate all alone handsome ?
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
milking your prostate all alone handsome ?
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good morning lords ladies lovers and friends. welcome to the no fucks zone
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
good morning lords ladies lovers and friends. welcome to the no fucks zone
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and this time, he’s out for blood…
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
and this time, he’s out for blood…
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Nothing so embarrassing as lying in savasana and your stomach suddenly decides to practice whale calls.
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Nothing so embarrassing as lying in savasana and your stomach suddenly decides to practice whale calls.
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I can't remember what mean, median and mode mean so I guess college was a waste of time.
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I can't remember what mean, median and mode mean so I guess college was a waste of time.
I see ICE now has ads on LinkedIn 👎
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I see ICE now has ads on LinkedIn 👎
Hemoglobinopathy... I learned a new word today
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hemoglobinopathy... I learned a new word today
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coffee so strong i need a surge protector for my central nervous system
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
coffee so strong i need a surge protector for my central nervous system
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Sucking on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze, only I'm in back of the Tasty Freeze and I don't think this is a chili dog
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Sucking on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze, only I'm in back of the Tasty Freeze and I don't think this is a chili dog
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I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
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Couldn't have coffee or food before my physical so now my chart reads "real mad"
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Couldn't have coffee or food before my physical so now my chart reads "real mad"
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[plane starts going down]
[i raise my tray table]
[plane goes back up again]
[i raise my tray table]
[plane goes back up again]
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
[plane starts going down]
[i raise my tray table]
[plane goes back up again]
[i raise my tray table]
[plane goes back up again]
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My electric frypan died so now I have to use an acoustic one.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
My electric frypan died so now I have to use an acoustic one.
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I want Twizzlers.
And ketamine.
And ketamine.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I want Twizzlers.
And ketamine.
And ketamine.