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The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing
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The more things change, the more they are different
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The more things change, the more they are different
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Full Beaver Supermoon that’s it, that’s the skeet
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Full Beaver Supermoon that’s it, that’s the skeet
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
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parenting is mainly about trying to sell your kids on outright lies like “eating Nerds before breakfast is a bad idea, buddy”
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
parenting is mainly about trying to sell your kids on outright lies like “eating Nerds before breakfast is a bad idea, buddy”
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There is quite a contrast between the clinical sounding “executive functioning” and the white hot rage that I feel about my own inability to do anything right.
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
There is quite a contrast between the clinical sounding “executive functioning” and the white hot rage that I feel about my own inability to do anything right.
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Its amazing how much more annoying I can be but chose not to be.
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Its amazing how much more annoying I can be but chose not to be.
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If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
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Me: I would like to read this article.
Also Me: The article I want to read is actually a video. Never mind.
Also Me: The article I want to read is actually a video. Never mind.
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Me: I would like to read this article.
Also Me: The article I want to read is actually a video. Never mind.
Also Me: The article I want to read is actually a video. Never mind.
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Anytime anyone whips out their phone to show you any pic or video, blurt "I fucking LOVE Herzog's early shit. Classic, man!" as it begins. Then walk away with purpose.
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Anytime anyone whips out their phone to show you any pic or video, blurt "I fucking LOVE Herzog's early shit. Classic, man!" as it begins. Then walk away with purpose.
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Don’t make me per my last email you
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Don’t make me per my last email you
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When we weren't looking they quietly took floating holidays away from us. That's when clowns took to the sewers.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When we weren't looking they quietly took floating holidays away from us. That's when clowns took to the sewers.
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In addition to seizing ships and carrying out raids on European coastal towns, the Barbary pirates were also known for giving great haircuts and shaves.
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
In addition to seizing ships and carrying out raids on European coastal towns, the Barbary pirates were also known for giving great haircuts and shaves.
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My mind feels like I’m much younger but my body is like nope
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My mind feels like I’m much younger but my body is like nope
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
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When is The Wankening? Just before the Rapture?
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
When is The Wankening? Just before the Rapture?
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We should replace "bird" with "boid".
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
We should replace "bird" with "boid".
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what is good in life is when you have a solid belt which holds your pants up. What is bad in life is when that belt snaps in public and you're walking around like you're pissing yourself
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
what is good in life is when you have a solid belt which holds your pants up. What is bad in life is when that belt snaps in public and you're walking around like you're pissing yourself
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Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone
January 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone
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new work keeb arrived! 🙌 (several hours ago)
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
new work keeb arrived! 🙌 (several hours ago)
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Don’t try a trust fall with democrats in the senate unless you have a great chiropractor.
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Don’t try a trust fall with democrats in the senate unless you have a great chiropractor.
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Well at least I'm not broken enough to post parables on linkedin
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Well at least I'm not broken enough to post parables on linkedin
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I've been changing my avi one pixel at a time for 2 years
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I've been changing my avi one pixel at a time for 2 years
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exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood
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*Raye in 5 years*
🎶
Baby
Where the hell is my husband
What is taking him so long
In the bathroom
🎶
🎶
Baby
Where the hell is my husband
What is taking him so long
In the bathroom
🎶
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
*Raye in 5 years*
🎶
Baby
Where the hell is my husband
What is taking him so long
In the bathroom
🎶
🎶
Baby
Where the hell is my husband
What is taking him so long
In the bathroom
🎶
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The Hyundai Space Invaders
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The Hyundai Space Invaders