crappystuffforjerks
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Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone
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had a procedure and the doc said not to exercise for 48 hours and I was like oh no how can I live like this lol
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
had a procedure and the doc said not to exercise for 48 hours and I was like oh no how can I live like this lol
They're "strike anywhere" matches. Your baby's forehead is a where. No, I don't think that's unreasonable. IT'S NOT LIKE I LIT IT ON FIRE.
December 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
They're "strike anywhere" matches. Your baby's forehead is a where. No, I don't think that's unreasonable. IT'S NOT LIKE I LIT IT ON FIRE.
Uh oh. Here comes another one from the vault.
December 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Uh oh. Here comes another one from the vault.
Plagiarism is bad? Change a few words, that shit is yours. It's like when you change a baby's clothes- new baby. New baby that's yours now.
December 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Plagiarism is bad? Change a few words, that shit is yours. It's like when you change a baby's clothes- new baby. New baby that's yours now.
I really wish I’d given an explanation…
wtf was happening in my life?? I NEED ANSWERS!
wtf was happening in my life?? I NEED ANSWERS!
This is a real thing I googled.
I could give you an explanation, but I won’t.
I could give you an explanation, but I won’t.
December 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I really wish I’d given an explanation…
wtf was happening in my life?? I NEED ANSWERS!
wtf was happening in my life?? I NEED ANSWERS!
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can’t sleep. the full moon’s fucking up my waterbed.
January 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
can’t sleep. the full moon’s fucking up my waterbed.
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had a dream where I discovered a lost Beatles track. the only lyric I remember is "There is a type of soup that we all hate."
January 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
had a dream where I discovered a lost Beatles track. the only lyric I remember is "There is a type of soup that we all hate."
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The first person to discover that sticking your hand inside a Muppet brings it to life must have been so scared.
January 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The first person to discover that sticking your hand inside a Muppet brings it to life must have been so scared.
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Something really stupid is going to happen and it’s going to be so stupid that it’s the last thing that ever happened and then, later, when octopuses take the earth, and find our few remains, they’re going to be like what stupid shit did these stupid fucks do
February 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Something really stupid is going to happen and it’s going to be so stupid that it’s the last thing that ever happened and then, later, when octopuses take the earth, and find our few remains, they’re going to be like what stupid shit did these stupid fucks do
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my god he is so fucking dumb
February 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
my god he is so fucking dumb
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If you're just joining us, Sen. Mitch McConnell has fallen for a sixth time toda- hold on, we're receiving word that Sen. Mitch McConnell of Kentucky has now wandered into a field full of rakes
February 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If you're just joining us, Sen. Mitch McConnell has fallen for a sixth time toda- hold on, we're receiving word that Sen. Mitch McConnell of Kentucky has now wandered into a field full of rakes
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How was Aladdin as a character supposed to react to these references
February 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
How was Aladdin as a character supposed to react to these references
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I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding
February 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding
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Million dollar idea: a decorative hand towel that you can use
February 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Million dollar idea: a decorative hand towel that you can use
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[472 miles away] I’ll be there in 5 minutes
March 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
[472 miles away] I’ll be there in 5 minutes
Not Willis in a Bone Thugs n harmony shirt.
With suspenders??
With suspenders??
December 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Not Willis in a Bone Thugs n harmony shirt.
With suspenders??
With suspenders??
Love to be a Green Bay fan.
December 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Love to be a Green Bay fan.
Legitimate question, and maybe it’s stupid but I don’t care.
If you don’t have a third string quarterback, what happens in the event of an injury to the backup?
If you don’t have a third string quarterback, what happens in the event of an injury to the backup?
December 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Legitimate question, and maybe it’s stupid but I don’t care.
If you don’t have a third string quarterback, what happens in the event of an injury to the backup?
If you don’t have a third string quarterback, what happens in the event of an injury to the backup?
December 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Legitimate question, and maybe it’s stupid but I don’t care.
If you don’t have a third string quarterback, what happens in the event of an injury to the backup?
If you don’t have a third string quarterback, what happens in the event of an injury to the backup?
“in the shadow of their own goalpost” was oddly poetic, Tom Brady.
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“in the shadow of their own goalpost” was oddly poetic, Tom Brady.
I’ve never seen “Love Actually.”
Should I watch it, or no?
Also tell me a thing you’ve never seen that “EVERYONE” has.
Should I watch it, or no?
Also tell me a thing you’ve never seen that “EVERYONE” has.
December 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I’ve never seen “Love Actually.”
Should I watch it, or no?
Also tell me a thing you’ve never seen that “EVERYONE” has.
Should I watch it, or no?
Also tell me a thing you’ve never seen that “EVERYONE” has.
The word you’re looking for is “woman.” Furthermore: eat shit.
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
The word you’re looking for is “woman.” Furthermore: eat shit.