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Yeah tinder is great.
February 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Yeah tinder is great.
I am TICKLED by this.
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I am TICKLED by this.
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the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
the bushes were people 😂
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Google servers overloaded from angry queries like “Puerto Rico part of America true”
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Google servers overloaded from angry queries like “Puerto Rico part of America true”
The bad guys lost.
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
The bad guys lost.
Lmao that touchdown was ridiculous.
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Lmao that touchdown was ridiculous.
I’m going through it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I’m going through it.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOO
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Me (watching Olympic figure skating): Holy shit, that was amazing
NBC Commentator: That’s terrible, he should go to jail for that
NBC Commentator: That’s terrible, he should go to jail for that
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Me (watching Olympic figure skating): Holy shit, that was amazing
NBC Commentator: That’s terrible, he should go to jail for that
NBC Commentator: That’s terrible, he should go to jail for that
Collinsworth!!
SHUT UP.
SHUT UP.
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Collinsworth!!
SHUT UP.
SHUT UP.
I swear I don’t wanna, but every gd Budweiser commercial that airs during the Super Bowl makes me cry.
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I swear I don’t wanna, but every gd Budweiser commercial that airs during the Super Bowl makes me cry.
“It’s amazing how deep inside the hole he can get.”
Collinsworth. Do you HEAR yourself?
Collinsworth. Do you HEAR yourself?
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
“It’s amazing how deep inside the hole he can get.”
Collinsworth. Do you HEAR yourself?
Collinsworth. Do you HEAR yourself?
Lmao not an official taking a giant digger.
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Lmao not an official taking a giant digger.
I’m eating wings, fries, and Reese’s Puffs cereal in the event you were interested in how I’m doing.
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I’m eating wings, fries, and Reese’s Puffs cereal in the event you were interested in how I’m doing.
“The lady of liberty is heads… and this side is tails” made me laugh so hard.
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
“The lady of liberty is heads… and this side is tails” made me laugh so hard.
Gotta love Green Day for kicking off “America’s Game” with American Idiot.
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Gotta love Green Day for kicking off “America’s Game” with American Idiot.
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30 minutes until kick-off. time to load up my cart with 2 weeks worth of groceries and get in the express lane
February 8, 2026 at 11:03 PM
30 minutes until kick-off. time to load up my cart with 2 weeks worth of groceries and get in the express lane
I read the sentence “fungi aren’t plants,” and even though I KNOW that’s true, I don’t like it. I do not like that sentence one bit.
February 7, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I read the sentence “fungi aren’t plants,” and even though I KNOW that’s true, I don’t like it. I do not like that sentence one bit.
My daughter is in Manhattan Beach for work.
I’m not jealous it’s fine I love winter in Wisconsin.
I’m not jealous it’s fine I love winter in Wisconsin.
February 7, 2026 at 5:27 AM
My daughter is in Manhattan Beach for work.
I’m not jealous it’s fine I love winter in Wisconsin.
I’m not jealous it’s fine I love winter in Wisconsin.
Imagine being my landlord.
February 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Imagine being my landlord.
If I could remember what game it was… I swear it was basketball.
ESPNs captions just called someone Issac Asimov.
There’s no way that’s real, right???
There’s no way that’s real, right???
February 5, 2026 at 5:53 AM
If I could remember what game it was… I swear it was basketball.
ESPNs captions just called someone Issac Asimov.
There’s no way that’s real, right???
There’s no way that’s real, right???
February 5, 2026 at 5:23 AM
ESPNs captions just called someone Issac Asimov.
There’s no way that’s real, right???
There’s no way that’s real, right???
I do not understand how the Spurs are beating OKC.
February 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I do not understand how the Spurs are beating OKC.