crappystuffforjerks
@somecleverthing.bsky.social
In the event you wanna see my foil.
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
In the event you wanna see my foil.
Also. The top two Hernandez headlines this series are too good.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Also. The top two Hernandez headlines this series are too good.
Over here hollerin about baseball forgetting I’m dressed like this 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Over here hollerin about baseball forgetting I’m dressed like this 🤣
Should you eat shit, Paula? Yes. Yes you should.
October 30, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Should you eat shit, Paula? Yes. Yes you should.
Made this a million years ago.
October 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Made this a million years ago.
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Is cereal soup?
Is cereal soup?
October 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Is cereal soup?
Is cereal soup?
This is my lock screen.
(Vincent Price, eating soup.)
Show me yours.
(Vincent Price, eating soup.)
Show me yours.
September 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This is my lock screen.
(Vincent Price, eating soup.)
Show me yours.
(Vincent Price, eating soup.)
Show me yours.
I beg your pardon?
September 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I beg your pardon?
I don’t owe anyone this but it’s EXHAUSTING to be accused of theft when basically half of my online presence was calling people on their shit. The other half was sincere kindness. Just. Fine. Take it. It’s not mine anymore.
August 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I don’t owe anyone this but it’s EXHAUSTING to be accused of theft when basically half of my online presence was calling people on their shit. The other half was sincere kindness. Just. Fine. Take it. It’s not mine anymore.
Friends. I found this unhinged book at a friend’s house and I can’t stop reading it.
The comma placement is atrocious, but the sentiment? It’s worse.
The comma placement is atrocious, but the sentiment? It’s worse.
August 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Friends. I found this unhinged book at a friend’s house and I can’t stop reading it.
The comma placement is atrocious, but the sentiment? It’s worse.
The comma placement is atrocious, but the sentiment? It’s worse.
I mean I’ll take it…
But what?
But what?
July 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I mean I’ll take it…
But what?
But what?
For all of my friends who don’t understand Wisconsin weather… three days ago it was 60 degrees.
June 21, 2025 at 6:36 AM
For all of my friends who don’t understand Wisconsin weather… three days ago it was 60 degrees.
Alright. If this was the other app I could @ the brand Colgate and ask them what sort of monster decided this product shouldn’t be re-sealable… someone that’s better at this site than me (everyone) tell me how to yell at brands.
June 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Alright. If this was the other app I could @ the brand Colgate and ask them what sort of monster decided this product shouldn’t be re-sealable… someone that’s better at this site than me (everyone) tell me how to yell at brands.
Being friends with me is a real treat.
June 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Being friends with me is a real treat.
Please stop pretending “no tax on cash tips” is going to significantly impact your life…
The other shit?? It absoLUTELY will.
The other shit?? It absoLUTELY will.
May 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Please stop pretending “no tax on cash tips” is going to significantly impact your life…
The other shit?? It absoLUTELY will.
The other shit?? It absoLUTELY will.
Ok but what if this was my entire tinder profile.
May 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ok but what if this was my entire tinder profile.
Sometimes you say a thing and a bar owner writes it on the wall 🤣
May 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Sometimes you say a thing and a bar owner writes it on the wall 🤣
Photographic evidence.
May 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Photographic evidence.
I yelled “LIQUID GUITAR.”
Dealing with me is a lot.
Dealing with me is a lot.
April 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I yelled “LIQUID GUITAR.”
Dealing with me is a lot.
Dealing with me is a lot.
Motion to name this color “uteran pink.”
April 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Motion to name this color “uteran pink.”
I’m in Green Bay for draft day and it’s ridiculous. But we’re sitting outside of a bar and someone brought me a chair and my bf yelled “a CHAIR? ON DRAFT DAY?!?” I can’t stop laughing.
April 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I’m in Green Bay for draft day and it’s ridiculous. But we’re sitting outside of a bar and someone brought me a chair and my bf yelled “a CHAIR? ON DRAFT DAY?!?” I can’t stop laughing.
This is some of the most unhinged punctuation I’ve ever been subjected to. (It went on for five more paragraphs.)
April 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
This is some of the most unhinged punctuation I’ve ever been subjected to. (It went on for five more paragraphs.)
Tennis needs to calm tf down.
April 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Tennis needs to calm tf down.