@brabra-ann.bsky.social
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
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As a fan of literature there’s no worse feeling than finding out a novel has an unreliable narrator and realising you wasted your money
January 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
As a fan of literature there’s no worse feeling than finding out a novel has an unreliable narrator and realising you wasted your money
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[walking into a video store in the 90s]
Hi my kid is having a sleepover what do you have where Tim Curry exudes an age-appropriate amount of sexual menace?
Hi my kid is having a sleepover what do you have where Tim Curry exudes an age-appropriate amount of sexual menace?
January 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
[walking into a video store in the 90s]
Hi my kid is having a sleepover what do you have where Tim Curry exudes an age-appropriate amount of sexual menace?
Hi my kid is having a sleepover what do you have where Tim Curry exudes an age-appropriate amount of sexual menace?
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if i was a snapping turtle i would never let people put things in my mouth for an instagram reel . i would show a little more tact than most
December 30, 2024 at 2:02 AM
if i was a snapping turtle i would never let people put things in my mouth for an instagram reel . i would show a little more tact than most
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I’m sorry Zizek just keeps being correct over and over again I try to disagree but I can’t I’m sorry okay I’m sorry
December 22, 2024 at 8:09 AM
I’m sorry Zizek just keeps being correct over and over again I try to disagree but I can’t I’m sorry okay I’m sorry
All the embroidery liberal slogans on this site, can someone tell me if they’re AI or real please. I’m constantly zooming in to be like you didn’t
December 22, 2024 at 9:58 AM
All the embroidery liberal slogans on this site, can someone tell me if they’re AI or real please. I’m constantly zooming in to be like you didn’t
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I’ve heard Paul McCartney collab with the likes of Michael Jackson, Stevie Wonder and have felt that all of these legends are made lesser by virtue of it. Today I’m hearing Wonderful Christmastime for the first time and yeah man I’m fully prepared to say this mufucka is ass
December 21, 2024 at 3:44 AM
I’ve heard Paul McCartney collab with the likes of Michael Jackson, Stevie Wonder and have felt that all of these legends are made lesser by virtue of it. Today I’m hearing Wonderful Christmastime for the first time and yeah man I’m fully prepared to say this mufucka is ass
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if we’re going to abandon reason, embrace superstition, and regress as a society, we should at least bring back tunics, houppelandes, and elaborate hats. we do not need to look this boring while we’re at it
December 19, 2024 at 12:45 AM
if we’re going to abandon reason, embrace superstition, and regress as a society, we should at least bring back tunics, houppelandes, and elaborate hats. we do not need to look this boring while we’re at it
Finally a main character that is mockable
December 17, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Finally a main character that is mockable
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No One:
AuDHD Influencer: Do you sweat when it’s too hot?
AuDHD Influencer: Do you sweat when it’s too hot?
December 13, 2024 at 12:06 PM
No One:
AuDHD Influencer: Do you sweat when it’s too hot?
AuDHD Influencer: Do you sweat when it’s too hot?
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Hey bro. Can you crack open my ribs and manually beat my heart for a few hours. No yeah platonically. Thanks
December 13, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Hey bro. Can you crack open my ribs and manually beat my heart for a few hours. No yeah platonically. Thanks
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you're laughing. Brands can't create synergy in the form of Brand Banter and you're laughing
December 11, 2024 at 7:01 PM
you're laughing. Brands can't create synergy in the form of Brand Banter and you're laughing
The Sabrina and Chappell last Christmas cover is just so bad
December 9, 2024 at 1:09 PM
The Sabrina and Chappell last Christmas cover is just so bad
I cannot do this shit at work parties. I’m not gonna take your gift. It could be my own car keys I wouldn’t get up and take it. Worst game
It’s time to speak my truth: I don’t get the rules of Bad Santa on a fundamental level, no matter how many times it’s explained to me, and at this point I’ve made my piece with that. I’m closing replies so nobody tries to explain it to me
December 9, 2024 at 12:45 PM
I cannot do this shit at work parties. I’m not gonna take your gift. It could be my own car keys I wouldn’t get up and take it. Worst game
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This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
December 8, 2024 at 7:56 PM
This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
I do not think people would be
Yall would be surprised at how radical some of my takes are…
I save those for in-person discussions… the internet don’t have enough nuance for that 😉
I save those for in-person discussions… the internet don’t have enough nuance for that 😉
December 9, 2024 at 7:37 AM
I do not think people would be
wow now this is some 2011 tumblr hyperbole posting, the type haven’t seen NOT screencapped from tumblr in ages
Somebody said Home Alone is “Middle Grade Die Hard” and I haven’t slept in days
December 8, 2024 at 12:20 PM
wow now this is some 2011 tumblr hyperbole posting, the type haven’t seen NOT screencapped from tumblr in ages
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well well well
December 6, 2024 at 12:52 PM
well well well
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country roads
take me home
to the D
PRK
take me home
to the D
PRK
November 25, 2024 at 9:44 AM
country roads
take me home
to the D
PRK
take me home
to the D
PRK
okay so I’m getting the picture that no one on this app has ever used or abused ketamine and believes it to be a cocaine like substance
November 25, 2024 at 8:10 AM
okay so I’m getting the picture that no one on this app has ever used or abused ketamine and believes it to be a cocaine like substance
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i promise you are not owning anyone by bringing up trans men when it comes to bathroom stuff they just don’t want trans people generally to be in public or be alive lol. you can’t beat these people with rhetorical tricks
November 25, 2024 at 12:18 AM
i promise you are not owning anyone by bringing up trans men when it comes to bathroom stuff they just don’t want trans people generally to be in public or be alive lol. you can’t beat these people with rhetorical tricks