Bobby Cump, J.D. M.D. MBA, Esq.
@bobbycump.bsky.social
Moms Demand Action Against Anime. Stream my music: mimid.bandcamp.com
The real problem with deep fried turkey isn't that it'll kill you, it's that it literally doesn't even taste different from roasting it. Smoke it on the traeger like god intended.
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The real problem with deep fried turkey isn't that it'll kill you, it's that it literally doesn't even taste different from roasting it. Smoke it on the traeger like god intended.
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
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The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
See the problem is, in reality, when a high output R1 public university *actually* lets anyone in and stops being selective, academic elitists will disparage and insult it till kingdom come (Arizona State). You can't win.
A few folks are like "WELL ACTUALLY, Berkeley is a public school!!," Yeah dude, I know, but it's a fancy public school that I could have NEVER gotten into as a punk kid growing up in Southern California.
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
See the problem is, in reality, when a high output R1 public university *actually* lets anyone in and stops being selective, academic elitists will disparage and insult it till kingdom come (Arizona State). You can't win.
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The Nuzzi story is in this sense the Epstein story, & the J6 story, & the Supreme Court protests story, & the Palestine protests story, & the BLM story, & the MeToo story: that much of what we consider liberal media believes in Wilhoit conservatism as strongly & unhesitatingly as any Trumper
Like, we all would have moved on if VF didn't hire her as an editor, and the New York Times hadn't published a glowing profile to juice her book promotion, penned by the son of Nora Ephron and Carl Bernstein.
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The Nuzzi story is in this sense the Epstein story, & the J6 story, & the Supreme Court protests story, & the Palestine protests story, & the BLM story, & the MeToo story: that much of what we consider liberal media believes in Wilhoit conservatism as strongly & unhesitatingly as any Trumper
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
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something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked
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TSLA permabulls are in tears
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
TSLA permabulls are in tears
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"Immigration bad" says guy named fucking Marco Antonio Rubio whose parents came here from Cuba
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"Immigration bad" says guy named fucking Marco Antonio Rubio whose parents came here from Cuba
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Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
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I know everyone is saying AI is doing this but I think it's the entire economy sucking shit that's doing this and they're just using AI as an excuse.
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I know everyone is saying AI is doing this but I think it's the entire economy sucking shit that's doing this and they're just using AI as an excuse.
Announcing an exciting new partnership between Crisco and Nvidia: let AI supercharge your lard substitute! ChatGPT is getting greased up just for you! Fuckin Claude is gonna get oiled up in 4k or something. You piggies don't even care anymore
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Announcing an exciting new partnership between Crisco and Nvidia: let AI supercharge your lard substitute! ChatGPT is getting greased up just for you! Fuckin Claude is gonna get oiled up in 4k or something. You piggies don't even care anymore
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
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Wife: Please listen.. I am tired… The chores are piling up
Husband: (looking up from Conan the Barbarian novelette) By Crom! You hector me like a Kushite copper merchant! Though you yourself are as comely as a Hercanian courtesan.. Aah, you flee from me like a Shemite sellsword.. Babe.. Woman..
Husband: (looking up from Conan the Barbarian novelette) By Crom! You hector me like a Kushite copper merchant! Though you yourself are as comely as a Hercanian courtesan.. Aah, you flee from me like a Shemite sellsword.. Babe.. Woman..
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Wife: Please listen.. I am tired… The chores are piling up
Husband: (looking up from Conan the Barbarian novelette) By Crom! You hector me like a Kushite copper merchant! Though you yourself are as comely as a Hercanian courtesan.. Aah, you flee from me like a Shemite sellsword.. Babe.. Woman..
Husband: (looking up from Conan the Barbarian novelette) By Crom! You hector me like a Kushite copper merchant! Though you yourself are as comely as a Hercanian courtesan.. Aah, you flee from me like a Shemite sellsword.. Babe.. Woman..
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As somewhat of a Niponophile (that's Japan lover to all you gaijin on here) I enjoy this most honourable country's esoteric cinema, like that of Akira Kurosawa (you probably wouldn't get him don't even try) and Hayao Miyazaki (think of him as the Michael Bay of drawing cartoons),
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
As somewhat of a Niponophile (that's Japan lover to all you gaijin on here) I enjoy this most honourable country's esoteric cinema, like that of Akira Kurosawa (you probably wouldn't get him don't even try) and Hayao Miyazaki (think of him as the Michael Bay of drawing cartoons),
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"White Southernerns vote for Republicans because they are deeply racist, and that's why the South is red" isn't a disputable statement, nor does it deny racism elsewhere. Bold take I know, but perhaps the central location of chattel slavery in the US might have some unique problems.
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"White Southernerns vote for Republicans because they are deeply racist, and that's why the South is red" isn't a disputable statement, nor does it deny racism elsewhere. Bold take I know, but perhaps the central location of chattel slavery in the US might have some unique problems.
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
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“That is true,” said Frog.
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“That is true,” said Frog.
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While camera-based speed and red light enforcement are great and speed governors will help stop the worst repeat offenders, what we really need is for the police to actually enforce basic traffic laws like “you have to actually stop at stop signs and red lights” and “your car needs license plates.”
so uhhhhh is anyone going to do anything about the epidemic of drivers just blasting through red lights these days? @timdonnelly.com investigates: nygroove.nyc/why-does-no-...
Society broke down and all, but you really still need to stop at red lights
I can't believe we need to explain this one, but it seems that we really do
nygroove.nyc
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
While camera-based speed and red light enforcement are great and speed governors will help stop the worst repeat offenders, what we really need is for the police to actually enforce basic traffic laws like “you have to actually stop at stop signs and red lights” and “your car needs license plates.”
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Every journalist post: hey guys I know you think that we should have said something about the child trafficker who hung out with our boss and emailed with our coworkers, but you guys are making some real journalistphobic assumptions and forcing us to do emotional labor, please examine your attitude.
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Every journalist post: hey guys I know you think that we should have said something about the child trafficker who hung out with our boss and emailed with our coworkers, but you guys are making some real journalistphobic assumptions and forcing us to do emotional labor, please examine your attitude.
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this is the future I'm afraid of for the left: the one where we regulate everything new just because it's new, while letting everything old continue
NJ Senate President Nick Scutari promised a semi-reasonable e-bike regulation bill. But S.4834 goes back to requiring registration, insurance and licensing for the most benign Class 1 e-bikes. #4834 #njleg
www.njleg.state.nj.us/bill-search/...
www.njleg.state.nj.us/bill-search/...
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
this is the future I'm afraid of for the left: the one where we regulate everything new just because it's new, while letting everything old continue
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It just needs to be way easier to lose your license and your car for reckless driving, because a few months of major societal disruption 5 years ago taught people that driving in such a way that kills others or themselves is nbd
so uhhhhh is anyone going to do anything about the epidemic of drivers just blasting through red lights these days? @timdonnelly.com investigates: nygroove.nyc/why-does-no-...
Society broke down and all, but you really still need to stop at red lights
I can't believe we need to explain this one, but it seems that we really do
nygroove.nyc
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It just needs to be way easier to lose your license and your car for reckless driving, because a few months of major societal disruption 5 years ago taught people that driving in such a way that kills others or themselves is nbd