Rogue Hedgewitch
@bmcn.bsky.social
If you follow me and we've never interacted, there's a good chance I will block you. I'm not that interesting and I'm not buying it, figuratively or literally.
Just a regular person, trying to do right and survive.
Just a regular person, trying to do right and survive.
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there are a bunch of accounts pushing this scam btw
December 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
there are a bunch of accounts pushing this scam btw
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Christmas Eve Eve
December 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Christmas Eve Eve
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Tell me you want a servant without saying you're too insecure to handle a partner
December 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Tell me you want a servant without saying you're too insecure to handle a partner
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Like, I know this year in particular is rough for a lot of folks and everyone is struggling, but if you have regular service providers of any kind, they could really use an acknowledgment of their work, because it's dire for them too right now.
December 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Like, I know this year in particular is rough for a lot of folks and everyone is struggling, but if you have regular service providers of any kind, they could really use an acknowledgment of their work, because it's dire for them too right now.
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candles? the tree? presents? caroling? wreaths? feasting? these are all ancient traditions that Christmas stole from Dave
December 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
candles? the tree? presents? caroling? wreaths? feasting? these are all ancient traditions that Christmas stole from Dave
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I know what you thinking….
“It’s the thought that counts”
Yes and…
Stop wrapping that lady gifts with electrical tape
“It’s the thought that counts”
Yes and…
Stop wrapping that lady gifts with electrical tape
December 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I know what you thinking….
“It’s the thought that counts”
Yes and…
Stop wrapping that lady gifts with electrical tape
“It’s the thought that counts”
Yes and…
Stop wrapping that lady gifts with electrical tape
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Dems who are willing to throw communities under the bus, including trans communities, we see you. I won’t forget come election time.
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Dems who are willing to throw communities under the bus, including trans communities, we see you. I won’t forget come election time.
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This is metal
ICE voodoo doll discovered in New Orleans as immigration crackdown continues
A handmade “voodoo doll” portraying an ICE agent was found in Uptown New Orleans as federal immigration enforcement continues across south Louisiana.
www.fox8live.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This is metal
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this is irritatingly correct for how apocalyptically mad i am.
given the fuckton of newsprint & cash spent to make it fine to say “fuck trans people,” it’s a miracle shit isn’t *farther* gone.
i do not, however, think the line gets held by trans people alone.
cis folks need to get very damn loud.
given the fuckton of newsprint & cash spent to make it fine to say “fuck trans people,” it’s a miracle shit isn’t *farther* gone.
i do not, however, think the line gets held by trans people alone.
cis folks need to get very damn loud.
Not being contrarian for contrarianism's sake, but the fact that only three conservative Democrats from districts that voted for Trump voted for a trans care ban for minors should encourage trans people that they can make Democrats hold the line.
clerk.house.gov/Votes/202535...
clerk.house.gov/Votes/202535...
Roll Call 351 Roll Call 351, Bill Number: H. R. 3492, 119th Congress, 1st Session
VOTE QUESTION: On Passage, DESCRIPTION: Protect Children’s Innocence Act, VOTE TYPE: Yea-And-Nay, STATUS: Passed
clerk.house.gov
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
this is irritatingly correct for how apocalyptically mad i am.
given the fuckton of newsprint & cash spent to make it fine to say “fuck trans people,” it’s a miracle shit isn’t *farther* gone.
i do not, however, think the line gets held by trans people alone.
cis folks need to get very damn loud.
given the fuckton of newsprint & cash spent to make it fine to say “fuck trans people,” it’s a miracle shit isn’t *farther* gone.
i do not, however, think the line gets held by trans people alone.
cis folks need to get very damn loud.
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Hey I've heard this song before, the CIA ends up fucking up a hostage rescue, right?
Trump on Venezuela: "Getting land, oil rights, whatever we had -- they took it away because we had a president that maybe wasn't watching. But they're not gonna do that. We want it back. They took our oil rights. We had a lot of oil there. They threw our companies out. And we want it back."
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hey I've heard this song before, the CIA ends up fucking up a hostage rescue, right?
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my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
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Do NOT create chatbots based on creators you like. It is creepy. It is the wildest, nastiest, creepshit thing you can do omfg please act like someone normal raised you! This is for everyone in every fandom! Don't do this shit!
I have just found out that some reprehensible fucking dork has made an AI chatbot based on the character I played on The Magnus Archives and *it has my voice*. I genuinely don't think I have ever felt so fucking violated. My actual voice. Saying things I have never said. I feel sick.
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Do NOT create chatbots based on creators you like. It is creepy. It is the wildest, nastiest, creepshit thing you can do omfg please act like someone normal raised you! This is for everyone in every fandom! Don't do this shit!
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Counterpoint: Without my "Charmin Wrapped" how would I have known that on August 3rd I used 192 feet of Charmin Ultra Strong in just one session, that might be an actual record, also, as an aside, there's a limit to how long you can let pizza sit unrefrigerated and it's apparently less than six days
please, I don't need a "2025 wrapped" on every product I use.
I'm looking at you, Charmin toilet paper
I'm looking at you, Charmin toilet paper
December 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Counterpoint: Without my "Charmin Wrapped" how would I have known that on August 3rd I used 192 feet of Charmin Ultra Strong in just one session, that might be an actual record, also, as an aside, there's a limit to how long you can let pizza sit unrefrigerated and it's apparently less than six days
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Hoping for the best 🫶🏿
The Arc de Triomphe was commissioned to honor Napoleon in 1806. By the time construction had really begun in earnest, Napoleon had suffered a disastrous military defeat and had been forced into exile.
Trump: We’re building an arc like the Arc de Triomphe. It will be like the one in Paris but it blows it away.
December 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hoping for the best 🫶🏿
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American cops would have shot that man who stopped the gunman, let the gunman the away with a stroll and then sued the hero for making them look bad.
December 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
American cops would have shot that man who stopped the gunman, let the gunman the away with a stroll and then sued the hero for making them look bad.
Me
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Me
The same Disney that sued three daycare centers for trademark infringement in 1989.
this is a stupid idea and they’re going to realize it’s a stupid idea immediately except for the small handful of people at the top who are in all the society-ruining groupchats
I’m sure some of the lawyers are already sighing and preparing to deal with a flood of videos of Mickey doing 9/11
I’m sure some of the lawyers are already sighing and preparing to deal with a flood of videos of Mickey doing 9/11
BREAKING: Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI, and will allow its iconic characters to be on the company's Sora AI video generator.
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The same Disney that sued three daycare centers for trademark infringement in 1989.
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wake up babe the least surprising plot twist of 2025 just dropped
So it turns out an ice agent is much more likely to have an arrest record than an immigrant.
December 10, 2025 at 6:16 AM
wake up babe the least surprising plot twist of 2025 just dropped
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CONFIRMED: Eileen Higgins, a Democrat, will be the new mayor of Miami.
She'll be the city's first Democratic mayor since the 1990s. She flipped the office from Republicans, and does so easily. She leads the DeSantis-endorsed Emilio González 59/41 right now with most ballots counted.
She'll be the city's first Democratic mayor since the 1990s. She flipped the office from Republicans, and does so easily. She leads the DeSantis-endorsed Emilio González 59/41 right now with most ballots counted.
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
CONFIRMED: Eileen Higgins, a Democrat, will be the new mayor of Miami.
She'll be the city's first Democratic mayor since the 1990s. She flipped the office from Republicans, and does so easily. She leads the DeSantis-endorsed Emilio González 59/41 right now with most ballots counted.
She'll be the city's first Democratic mayor since the 1990s. She flipped the office from Republicans, and does so easily. She leads the DeSantis-endorsed Emilio González 59/41 right now with most ballots counted.
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Woke 2.0 is going to be beyond our imaginations, I want to leap over the limitations of sex, drugs, and rock & roll and go straight to squid polo, cupcake architecture, and alien reacharounds.
So after we got over that whole McCarthyism crap in the 50s, we got the freedom of the 60s and the weirdness of the 70s and I just really hope I'm around to see straight men in makeup and crop tops and heels in 2040, dancing to Space Disco with long hair and mustaches once we're through ALL THIS.
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Woke 2.0 is going to be beyond our imaginations, I want to leap over the limitations of sex, drugs, and rock & roll and go straight to squid polo, cupcake architecture, and alien reacharounds.
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Also while im on my classic Hollywood shit:
The death of judy garland is often told through the lens of drug addiction but it should also be seen as a result of fatphobia. She had a default larger build and was pressured into anorexia, bulimia, and pills to be skinnier. Weight culture killed her.
The death of judy garland is often told through the lens of drug addiction but it should also be seen as a result of fatphobia. She had a default larger build and was pressured into anorexia, bulimia, and pills to be skinnier. Weight culture killed her.
December 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Also while im on my classic Hollywood shit:
The death of judy garland is often told through the lens of drug addiction but it should also be seen as a result of fatphobia. She had a default larger build and was pressured into anorexia, bulimia, and pills to be skinnier. Weight culture killed her.
The death of judy garland is often told through the lens of drug addiction but it should also be seen as a result of fatphobia. She had a default larger build and was pressured into anorexia, bulimia, and pills to be skinnier. Weight culture killed her.
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When I am finally victorious and my ideological enemies thwarted, all who opposed me shall be lined up and dutifully distributed their equitable share of the rights I fought for and they so vigorously opposed, because That Was The Fucking Point
nah dawg this is petty as shit
these people got brainwashed with propaganda and fearmongering
wanting only people who didn't vote for Trump to survive is misanthropic and gross
these people got brainwashed with propaganda and fearmongering
wanting only people who didn't vote for Trump to survive is misanthropic and gross
This.
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
When I am finally victorious and my ideological enemies thwarted, all who opposed me shall be lined up and dutifully distributed their equitable share of the rights I fought for and they so vigorously opposed, because That Was The Fucking Point